the bubble is overrated. open.

Simon Dean (Clearwater, Fl, 210 pounds, w/the Dean Machine) vs Super Crazy (introduction cut off) - no sign of the Gymini, so I think I know how this one is going. Your ref is Charles. Simon steals the microphone from Tony Chimel! "You're so out of shape, you got to ride to the ring on a lawnmower!" Swimming across the river joke, check. Mexican food joke, check. Crazy slides in to get a piece of Dean, but Dean  hides behind Charles Robinson and slides out. Circle. Lockup, Simon with an armbar, Crazy rolls to a reverse. Simon to a headlock. Shot off, over, Crazy teases a punch and Simon hides in the ropes. Simon wants a handshake. Kick, caught, Super Crazy ducks under the clothesline, whip, Simon over, and into a hiptoss. Bodyscissors into an armdrag, springboard dropkick, one two no. Simon out for a timeout, Crazy teases a pescado, lands on the apron and flips back in. Crazy grabs Crazy bi his hair and hits a big swinging kick to the head. Simon back in, elbow drop, one two no. Simon smashing the back of Crazy' head into the mat. Face rake. Corner whip, Simon with a kick. Simon takes Crazy down - rolling leglock? Reclining side half crab with elbow tot eh back, sorta. Now using a hairpull, and Charles warns him to stop that. Crazy rallying back with punches. Off the ropes, bodyscissors into a face first powerbomb, that's no fun for Crazy. Now Simon ties the legs, setting it up - curbstomp gets no reaction. One two no. Half straight jacket choke, Crazy quickly rallying free, but Simon throw him down by the back of his head. Crazy boots him away and retreats to the corner. Simon rushes into a back elbow, and Crazy lands a nice kick. Right hand flurry. Whip, dropkick. Wheel kick drops Simon. Crazy's pumped up. Sunset flip, Simon blocks, sit down, but Crazy moves out of the way, rolls to his feet, and adds a dropkick to the head one two NO. Josh: "I speak fluent Spanish." Crazy pulling him into position, and climbs for a moonsault, but Simon pounds him in the back. Superplex? Crazy fighting back. Sunset flip bomb? Simon tries to block it by holding the ropes, but Crazy yanks him free - one two three. (5:15) Josh is shocked Simon lost. Speaking of - your announces are Romero, Josh, and the girl standing in the background of the shot until security yells at her. It was a pretty good try on her part.

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Sheri Martel in the HOF (1:30)

Kid Kash & Jamie Noble (402 pounds) vs Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki (403 pounds) - your ref is the anonymous new guy. Who'll start? Funaki and Kash. Circle. Lockup, Funaki with a headlock, Kash looking to elbow out, standing switch again. Headlock. Off the ropes, shoulderblock, Funaki sweeps the leg, one two no. Funaki off the ropes, hiptoss. Dropkick, dropkick for Noble, armbar for Kash. Forearm to the arm, tag to Scotty. Scotty with a who who chop, making it extra powerful. Armbar, Kash punches free, rushes Scotty in to the corner and tags Jamie. Stompdown in the corner. Right by Jamie. Right. Corner whip, charge directly into Scotty's elbow. Kash tries to get a clothesline from the apron (and seems to be a bit late), but Scotty ducks that and drops him with a right hand. Big kick to Jamie, but Kash trips up Scotty and holds him down so Jamie can dropkick him to the face. Funaki protests, but no dice. Stomp, reverse neckbreaker, one two no. Knee to the head. Forearm to Funaki. Funaki wants in, and distracts the referee while Jamie smashes Scotty's head into Kash' boot. Tag to Kash, which the ref didn't see and is going to allow anyway. Stomps. Tag to Jamie. Double corner whip, Kash whipped in, Scotty moves out of the way and sunset flips Jamie one two Kash breaks it up. Kash tries covering Scotty, but the ref won't count because he's not the legal man (Kash forgot?), Funaki comes in to stick up for his partner and it's a bit chaotic. Jamie works in a legdrop and covers Scotty himself, one two no. Jamie pulls Scotty back into his corner, and Kash comes in for kicks and stomps. Corner whip, reversed, Kash runs up to the top corner and kicks Scotty away. Top rope moonsault meets boots! Kash manages to tag out to Jamie, who stops Scotty just short for the corner. Jamie has a leg, and he's pulling Scotty, Scotty's hopping closer, Jamie's pulling him back again, Scotty moves closer, Jamie pulls him back - and Scotty's shoe comes off! Tag to Funaki! Funaki in with a slingshot crossbody on Jamie, right and for Kash, backdrop for Jamie, duck a Kash clothesline and kick catch enziguri for him. Slam for Noble, and Funaki's going up. Top rope crossbody connects, one two Kash breaks it up. Scotty back in, and Kash takes a bulldog. Scotty going to try for a Worm with one shoe. W O R  M who who who woo woo woo Noble tries to take him out with a clothesline, but Scotty ducks under and superkicks him with his foot! Kash is reversed now, he throws Scotty out by his pants, but Funaki drops Kash out in turn. Funaki with  clothesline, Jamie catches it and there's the fireman's carry gutbuster one two three. (5:33) Scotty came back in, but much too late.

WM: title matches

SD! WM Tour in Australia and New Zealand. (1:15)

Tatanka (Pennbrook, NC, 253 pounds) vs Frankie Ciastro (251 pounds, already in the ring) - hey, he changed his name between shows. Your ref is Chris Kay. Romero: "Tatanka probably likes me better than you. Hispanics and Indians, you know." "What are you talking about? The white men and the Indians have gotten along for centuries!" Frankie tries to sneak attack, but Tatanka not selling and I don't really care about this match. Romero: "Guess you've never heard of Little Big Horn." Josh: "That's what my friends call me!" Josh's high school graduation is coming up soon. "I'm in advanced PE!" If you like chops, this is the match for you. End of the Trail. (3:38) and not a moment too soon.

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WM Big Time Moment: Undertaker beats Sid for the title at WM13. Like all clips of this from the last few years, Bret Hart's interference is omitted. 

SD: Main event tag match. (2:10)

WWE Tag Team Champions M & N (w/M, Los Angeles, CA, 440 pounds) vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick (359 pounds) in a non-title match - Melina has a digital camera to entertain herself. Josh's fake laugh, CHECK. New scary executioners mask this week. Your ref is Jim. Nitro and London start, Nitro rushing London with a kick. Headlock, shot off, back with a big shoulderblock. Nitro celebrates a Melina yells for no reason. Off the ropes, London trips him up and mocks him. Nitro charges back in not an armdrag. Tag to Kendrick. Double whip, double hiptoss, double back elbow, double kip up, double dropkick on Mercury! Kendrick with an armbar. Whip, reversed, Mercury drops to one knee to check his boot, which draws Jim away from Melina grabbing Kendrick's leg. Kendrick tries to go after her, blocking the slap shot, but sets himself up for a Nitro boot to the head. Nitro comes in to yell at London, while Mercury drags Brian back in. Tag to Mercury. Hard double corner whip. Northern Lights suplex one two no. Big right hand. Right hands to the head. Joey fixes his hair. Tag to Nitro. Double armbar, Brian whipped upside down into the corner. Stomps. Choke on the middle rope. Nitro walks away, but Melina doesn't actually get a shot in. Nitro stomp. Tag to Mercury. Double hanging suplex. Nitro poses in the corner while Joey covers, one two no, one two no, one two NO. Joey brings Brian back for a tag to Nitro. Nitro gets a free shot to the midsection, and stomps. Kendrick down. Break dancing elbow, Fabio pose, one two no. Why are you screaming? WHY? Chinlock. Brian rallying back with the crowd slightly behind him. Elbows, Nitro switches to a front facelock, Kendrick moves towards his corner, throws Nitro free. Romero: "It takes a man to admire another." There's the tag to London - but Korderas heroically turned away from Kendrick making the tag a second before it happened because he saw Mercury coming into the ring out of the corner of his eyes. That's something. Something London feels like arguing, despite his partner getting a double team stompdown behind the refs back. Double back suplex, Kendrick land son his feet, rolls under a double clothesline, and there's a tag to London. Right hands and forearms to each man. Dropsault on Mercury. Whip, backdrop for Nitro. London's fired up, but ought to do something about it. He turns back to Mercury sand stomps him. Whip, scary 'rana on Mercury. London positions himself - Dropsault on Nitro ends with a moonsault splash on Kendrick, one two NO. Scoop, Mercury gets free, waistlock, switch by London, Mercury gets free with an elbow tot the head, waistlock again, London rushes to the ropes to bounce Joey free, but Nitro snaps his neck over the top rope. Nitro win an inside cradle one two NO. Both champs are in, and they're about to take a picture - but Kendrick nails Nitro with a leg lariat. London with a small package on Mercury, but Korderas - having quite the bad night - is looking at Kendrick instead, telling him to go to his corner. Stomps. London not sure what to do. He ends up ducking a clothesline and getting a bodyscissors cradle, but this time Korderas distracts himself with Melina. Did we really need three ref distraction bits? Nitro cuts off Kendrick from getting involved with a dropkick and they end out. London yells at Melina and tells Korderas what he thinks of his interfering. Mercury tries to get Melina with a clothesline, but London sidesteps and Joey stops just short.  London with a side belly to belly, and pulling Joey into position. He's going up - but not now Nitro is distracting the ref AGAIN. Melina pushes London off, London lands on his feet anyway, Nitro gets him with a superkick, London staggers backwards into the Snapshot. Mercury covers, One two three. (6:40) That was good, could've/should've been better. If they were building to rematches, I could accept the distractions as setting stuff up, but not quite. MNM pose on London's body, and Korderas stops Kendrick from getting rid of them for some reason. He was SO paid off this match, it's unbelievable. 

That's it.