so you were warned: This recap is pointless. Heat's recap is pointless. Since next week is another double taping, those weekend shows are also going to be pointless. I was going to do something different this week, but then I figured - pointless.

TV PG V CC entertainment open - everyone's added (plus a new shot of Melina), but we still must leave in the truck crash.

Your announcers are Josh and not fired (yet). Romero bullet points the pointless show.
Eddie on SD! Don't let your kids eat candy from Eddie. (7:41) Josh and Steve remind us they're not allowed to be normal people and guess the obvious.

Up next: fluff with Torrie

Torrie seemingly hasn't been on SmackDown! forever, but she does sell SmackDown! Magazines here. Maybe in this tell-all interview, she'll give her opinion on how women can get such worthless storylines (at best) with a women in charge of it all. LOOK! DOG!  (:48)

SmackDown in [fill in foreign tour here] video package. (:30)

Up next: Batista! what a shocking shock

SmackDown! Live
07/04 - Sacramento, CA [RAW/SD! Supershow - wonder why it's listed as a supershow this week but not last?]
07/11 - Portland, ME [SD! Live]
07/12 - Worcester, MA [SD!]
07/16 - Frederick, MD [SD! Live]
07/17 - Ocean City, MD [SD! Live]

Advent Rising RKO of Three Weeks Ago, because it's been a slow three weeks.

no particular reason theatre: Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit from SummerSlam '04 (6:31)

Up next: Batista

Starburst Rewind: the sixth man? Captain C!

Highlights of the eliminations and the not-title match. So what was in the bag? The Women's Title? (5:11) Josh tries "the largest Animal in wrestling" as a horrible nickname, and succeeds!

Up Next: shilling!

Josh and Romero hype up stuff on RAW, as makes complete sense.

we've got a DVD to shill: Stars of the '80s, Roddy Piper (7:45)

Josh and Steve talk about trades, without actually talking about the trades because they taped this on Wednesday.

SD! Draft Pick recap (3:49)

And that's it.