obCollegeBB: so that's what it sounds like when GW rips Rick's heart out.

obCollegeBB 2: 4 Seed? What? What!

TV PG V entertainment open - you ever notice they didn't take Rock out? Of course there's Nash and Hall if you don't blink.

Crazy Caveman Paul London (Austin, TX, 200 pounds) vs New England Patriots Running Back Spike Dudley (150 pounds) - I don't know. sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Your announcers are still Romero, Josh, and Josh's watch - only [whatever] days till Wrestlemania 21! Romero promises four good matches, I dunno about that. Does John Cena know Spike is stealing his gimmick? And he's apparently doing it with Cedric Cobbs' jersey? If London was from Hartford, I bet he'd think that jersey was pretty cool. Spike DEMANDED this matchup, because he doesn't think Paul can beat him. Meanwhile, Josh thinks London is the uncrowned Cruiserweight Champion. Meanwhile, Spike's #34 jersey has ring announcer Tony Chimel's last name on the back; I can't even imagine. Eagles fans are oh so thrilled to see that jersey, of course. Announcers discuss the unlikelyness of an athletic guy named Chimel. Circle. Lockup, no Spike with a kick, snap mare, face rake, elbow to the head. Josh and Romero talk about London's new look; "the Ultimate Warrior-esqe tassels on his boot, the Barbarian-esqe jacket." Spike pulls London up, forearm, forearm, yell, inverted atomic drop off the ropes, clothesline is ducked and London kicks him in the chest. Right. Right. Forearm. Corner whip, reversed, Spike charge into a back elbow. London to the middle rope, and Spike charges into the Mushroom Stomp. London doing the stompy dance, charging corner forearm. London stomps Spike out of the ring, but Spike grabs a leg and trips up London. London's right leg banged into the post, left leg banged into the post, Spike's fair to both sides. Spike back in, snap mare, jumping double stomp. Spike stares at the crowd. Kick to the chest. Is London growing a rat tail too? Wow. Spike rakes London's face across the ropes. London tries to fight his way free, but Spike gets in a good stomp to the head to stop him, as Josh states no one will stop London (from winning the CW Title.) Turnbuckle smash, forearms to the back, knee, knee, knee choke and Spike is told to break. Spike really laying it i on a kick to the chest. London tries to fight up, but gets beat down. Ugly looking snap mare because they're too close to the ropes, and Spike crushes London midsection with a springboard double stomp. Turnbuckle smash - oh no, apparently you can no long turnbuckle smash Paul London. We really really really needed a vignette explaining the new Paul London. Anyway, Spike smartly kicks London instead, then dumbly smashes him again. London makes rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr noises and stomps around the ring while Spike is scared. Forearm. Forearm. Forearm. Forearm. Whip, running forearm. Kick. Whip, backdrop. Jumping headbutt! (Josh: "Coconut Crunch!") One two NO. Whip, London's clothesline misses, Battering Ram by Spike but London leapfrogs over (!), Dropsault sends Spike out. Stompy time. Slingshot - no, Spike moves, so London sticks on the apron. Spike turns around, and London nails him with an apron dive running clothesline. Spike through back in, London yelling and going up, but Spike meets him with a clothesline, and yanks Spike off by his hair! Dudley Dog in the middle of the ring, but London shoves him off into the ring, DRAGON SUPLEX one two three. (4:33) "Wow." Yow. London slides out, and runs to the back? Okay. 

Tonight: Booker T vs Kenzo Suzuki. 
Up Next: the tag team championship rematch

SmackDown! Live
02/27 - Columbus, OH [SD!RTW21LT]
02/28 - Danbury, CT [SD!RTW21LT]
03/01 - Albany, NY [SD!]
03/06 - Nassau Coliseum [SD!RTW21LT] 
03/07 - Charlotte, NC [SD!RTW21LT]

And highlights of the rematch. (2:00)

Still To Come: Celebration of Excellence

WM: Basic Instinct

Rene Dupree (Paris, France, 260 pounds, w/Fifi) vs Scotty 2 Hotty (Westbrook, Maine, 217 pounds) - the poodle is somewhat resistant to walking to the ring with Rene, so Rene picks it up and carries it for a while. Josh says "playa" during ad copy, which is scary. Scotty's jacket throw is perfect in covering up the camera. Josh imagines a dart board with Rene at the edges, and Romero in the bulls eye. Circle. USA. USA. Josh and Romero bet on how long it'll take for Rene to flex. Hiptoss by Rene. Rene is pumped, but not flexing. Circle. Lockup, armdrag. Pose. (No flex - wait, there's one, I think, but Romero doesn't notice.) Lockup, Rene backs Scott y in, break, sneak clothesline is ducked. Rene with a hiptoss, hiptoss, armbar. Corner whip, reversed, Rene kips up in the corner but Scotty's stop short - and now he's doing the French Tickler! Armdrag, into an armbar. Whip, slide under, but he walks into a kick anyway. Rene spears Scotty into the corner post. Hammerlock, running Scotty's shoulder into the corner, and stomping on Scotty's shoulder. Right hands. Knee drop to the shoulder. Armbar. Rene pounds the shoulder. Scotty fighting up, but Rene yanks him down by his hair. Nick Patrick warns him.  Scotty pounding the mat but the crowd is just making random noise and not with him. U, right, right, right, off the ropes, into a Dupree sleeper., but Scotty slips out for a back suplex. Both guys down. One two three four five six Scotty miraculous kip up, Rene misses a right and takes an inverted atomic drop, off the ropes, running forearm to the face. Whip, reversed oddly, Rene charges into a boot. Scotty stumbles around, pauses as he realizes, and goes for it. Two handed bulldog no, knee to the midsection yes. Time To Dance. Time To Finish - no, Scotty slips behind, inside cradle one two NO. Scotty with a waistlock, Dupree gets to the ropes and knocks him off, points to his head, and turns into a superkick. One two NO. Scotty argues the count, and Dupree desperately throws him to the outside. Scotty's still in better shape, and up on the apron waiting for Rene. Shoulder to the midsection, roll over Dupree's back in. Scotty with a kick, whip, quick reverse right into the Dupree Driver one two three. (5:38) So the evil dance beats the not evil dance. Dupree celebrates by - Dancing.

Tonight: Booker T vs Kenzo Suzuki

Slam of the Week, presented by Juicy Drop Pop: Jindrak and Reigns break up! oh no.

Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas (490 pounds) vs Fred Sampson and Mike Kruel (480 pounds, already in the ring) - Jacket. Topics of discussion include: "what Josh watches now that Friends is gone" (Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, 'little kid shows'), Romero's martial status (no), Haas' nastier mood over the last few weeks, Jindrak getting the better of Reigns with the left hand of doom, Angle vs HBK, Hardcore Holly being the least in danger face in peril ever, okay maybe not. Haas drops the straps during his crazy pumped dance. Odd moment after Haas does the T-Bone - instead of following up, he goes back to his corner, waits for Hardcore to get up, and then goes back to do the Haas of Pain while Hardcore gets in his clothesline. That'll do it. (Haas over Kruel, 5:24) Happy to be wrong. Holly count was three.

Next: Celebration of Excellence

WM 21: 36 Days Away.

Talky talky. Ice sculptures of his cowboy hat were neat. His portrait being his generic 3x5 glossy was not. Josh says Big Show was "kinda looking like Steve Romero at an all you can eat buffet!" And onto the main event. (3:37)

WM Recall, sponsored by Snickers Cruncher: the anthem again, 1990

Kenzo Suzuki (Land of the Rising Sun, 250 pounds, w/Hiroko) vs Booker T (Houston, TX, 257 pounds) - Back to Last Sunday, where Heidenreich caused Booker a throat injury which is still bugging him. Booker's mad at Kenzo for some reason. Circle. Lockup, Booker spun into the corner, Kenzo misses the chop, and Kenzo lands his. Right. Chop. Right. Chop. Whip, back elbow. Yaaay. Suplex. One two no. Chop. Right. Chop. Right. Chop. Right. Whip, reversed, and Kenzo drops Booker throat first on the ropes, uh oh. Chop to the throat won't help. Kenzo picks up Booker and turnbuckle smashes him. Chops to upper chest, and shotays to throat. Kenzo is excited. Corner whip, double chop, and Booker's not in good shape. Snap mare, nerve pinch. Someone would think if there's any time you might want to go with a choke, this would be it. Those people would not include Kenzo. Booker rallying up, but do we have too much time left? Elbow, elbow, right, off the ropes, into a big boot. We did. Kenzo is pumped. One two no. Posing, off the ropes, knee drop to the throat. One two no. This time, Kenzo goes to the kneeling surfboard chinlock. Crowd chanting for Booker. Booker rallying up, elbow, elbow, elbow, Kenzo stops him with a forearm. Kenzo with another shot to the throat. Headlock punch to the throat. Headlock again - no, Booker back suplex. Both a little slow up. Booker grabs his throat, but sees Kenzo coming and wins the punch battle. Whip, clothesline. Clothesline. Whip, reversed, Kenzo's clothesline misses, Booker's superkick does not. Whip, 110th Street Slam. Looking at his hand. Spinarooni. Jumping side kick is ducked under, Kenzo gets in a kick, whip, quick reverse to a Booker knee, off the ropes, scissors kick one two three. (5:13)

That's it.