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Shannon Moore (Raleigh, NC, 207 pounds) vs US Champion Carlito Caribbean Cool (the Caribbean!, 234 pounds) in a non-title match - Josh: "Bill, take that mask off! Oh wait, that's your face!" Speaking of people with weird look, here's Shannon Moore. I bet Matt made those pants. Out of context theater - Bill: "Why does there always have to be a but?" Josh: "Who is Jesus?" Bill is calling him C3. Jesus is not with us this week. Bill: "More than likely, he is related to Carlito." Circle. Lockup. Carlito backs up Shannon into the corner. Face pat. Circle. Lockup, Carlito with an armbar, twist, Shannon with a forward roll, kip up, reverse, Carlito gets the ropes. Josh tells us the good news about John Cena's kidney. Bill: "And in even better news for Carlito, he has not been charged with anything!" This is 15 seconds after accusing Josh of making accusations about C3. Carlito shoves Shannon away when he won't break the armbar, and hides outside the ring, just being cool. Carlito back in. Josh and Bill argue if the fans are saying "BOO" or "COOL". Circle. Carlito with a kick to the midsection, elbow to the back. Whip, Shannon slides under, single leg takedown, spinning toe hold is kicked off into the ropes, Shannon rebounds into a reverse monkey flip but he lands on his feet and Carlito doesn't realize it, and Shannon dropkicks him out. Carlito hold him back on the outside - pescado is sidestepped, Shannon lands on his feet, Carlito clotheslines him anyway. Head into the apron. Thrown in. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Carlito is agree. One two no. Bill: "It doesn't matter if I write in crayon or not!" Carlito with rabbit punches to the head. Corner whip, Carlito with a kick, snap mare, one two NO. Chinlock. Shannon drawing from the crowd, right, right, right, off the ropes, into a Carlito kick, Carlito off the ropes, high knee and then a clothesline. He's happy now. One two no. Whip, Moore sunset flip, one two no. Carlito up first and gives Shannon a back elbow. Shannon trying to get to the ropes, and drops a axhandle on Shannon. Choke in the ropes, break, choke in the ropes. Shannon trying to punch his way up, but Carlito kicks him down. Corner whip, charge, Shannon side steps, inside cradle one two no. Carlito snap mare, knee to the back, knee to the back, knee to the back. Kneeling surfboard. Shannon rallying up, but stopped with another axhandle. Snap mare, kneeling chinlock. Shannon battles up, but stopped with a knee. Corner whip, Carlito charges into a back elbow. Shannon with a kick, kick, off the ropes, clotheslines. Shannon's pumped, clothesline. Corner whip, rebound, backdrop. Shannon to the middle rope, MOOREGASM. One two NO. I don't think I'm supposed to remember that name any more. Carlito crawls towards the corner where Cena's chain is hanging, but Shannon bumps into him and the chain falls to the floor. Shannon with corner punches one two three four five - Carlito pulls him into a flapjack on the top turnbuckle. Carlito with a kick to the midsection, O-Zone. (Hahaha no) One two three. (6:29) Josh goes with "Swinging modified neck breaker" which is quite undescriptive for a description.  

Tonight: Luther Reigns in action
Tonight: WWE Tag Team Champion Rene Dupree vs Rob Van Dam

Tough Enough 4 - 1st challenge. Awful generic promo, repeated and out of time, awful generic promo with nickname and the crowd turning, not horrible but not going to save this, what the utter heck, uh no, RICE KRISPIES. ALL OF THEM. Way to kill the concept in week one, guys. Al tells the least credible lie in his lifetime, and then we have editing controversy. This was supposed to suck, right? (4:20)

Luther Reigns (Phoenix, AZ, 295 pounds) vs Mike Mondo (Omaha, NE, 210 pounds) - Wow, Mondo lost 11 pounds in a week. I recapped this match and lost it all and it's not worth doing twice. Your ref was Charles Robinson Highlight was DeMott randomly bringing up Ernest Miller and Josh having no idea who he was talking about. Move With No Name wins it. (2:53)

Tonight: WWE Tag Team Champion Rene Dupree vs Rob Van Dam

SmackDown! Tour Schedule here.

Monster.Com presents Kidman trying to SSP Chavo Guerrero of Thursday.

Doug Basham (Louisville, OH, 245 pounds) vs Hardcore Holly (Mobile, Alabama, 234 pounds) - And I had most of this match done too, and that got lost as well. Doug hurt his hip/hamstring doing his Last Impression jumping leg lariat, and Hardcore Holly was off a little on the "top rope nothing equals boot to the chin" move, alarming everyone for a second. Hardcore, who never does a slingshot, just so happened to do one to send Doug into Danny. Alabama Slam followed that up, and ended it. (5:49)

Up Next: Booker T vs Orlando Jordan

Highlights of the match. (1:54)
Survivor Series: JBL (c) vs Booker T for the WWE Championship
Up Next: WWE Tag Team Champion Rene Dupree vs Rob Van Dam

Day of Reckoning presents Rey Mysterio accidentally hitting the referee, tons of people getting involved, and Rey beating Angle. 

Rob Van Dam (Battle Creek, MI, 230 pounds) vs WWE Tag Team Champion René Duprée (Paris, France, 263 pounds, w/WWE Tag Team Champion Kenzo Suzuki, Hiroko, and Fifi) - Fifi's a pink poodle this week, greatly upsetting Bill. Bill, when naming great tag teams, only can think of the Bushwackers. Dupree trash talks. Lockup, break. Lockup, break. Lockup, RVD armbar, Rene reveres into a headlock, RVD reverses to a wristlock, Rene bends him back, RVD bends back up. Headlock, back into a hammerlock reversal, Rene goes for a snap mare, blocked, RVD with a drop toe hold, float over into a side headlock, Rene escapes into a hammerlock, RVD rolls to a escape, Dupree jumps over the legsweep, RVD ducks a kick from Dupree, RVD connects on the sweep, somersault senton misses, Dupree misses with an elbow drop, standoff. They've faced each other a bunch, yes. Dupree with a big slap, RVD with a big roundhouse kick. Slam. Off the ropes, Kenzo grabs a leg, RVD kicks at him, but turns around into a Dupree clothesline. Brian Hebner caught the leg hold though, and he's throwing Kenzo and Hiroko out of the ring. Dupree and Kenzo argue, and Dupree finally goes back to work as Kenzo and Hiroko take their time leaving. Right hands. Cover one two no. Dupree can't believe they're leaving. Pointing to the crowd. Whip, back elbow. One two no. Kneeling chinlock with no knee in the back. Crowd - who've been into it all day - behind RVD as he rallies up with elbows. off the ropes, kneelift reversed into an inside cradle one two NO. Dupree flips out RVD gain with another clothesline. Dupree poses as RVD rolls to the apron to recover and clutch his neck. Dupree pulls RVD back into the ring by his ponytail. Snap mare, spine kick. Chinlock. RVD rallies up, elbow, elbow, thrown down by his head. Pose. Oh, it's dance time. French Tickler. Off the ropes, into a RVD wheel kick. Both guys down. Josh: "That'll teach Rene to do a little dance. Make a little love. And pretty much, just have - get down tonight. hahaha" Bill: "What are you talking about?" One two three four five six - Bill: "I went from talking about a very serious thing to you talking about K.C. and the Sunshine Band! Yes, that's right, I know who sang the song!" Dupree's punch - well I bet he thought it was going to be blocked, but it somehow ends up going around his head instead. RVD with right hands and Dupree pulls him into the headlock. Dupree backs up into the ropes, but they slip a step before the steps, and Dupree's head bangs into the top rope before they slip between the ropes. That couldn't have felt good. Dupree shot off, RVD under with a split, standing spin kick on the neck pass. Clothesline, right, right, right, corner whip, charge, rolling monkey flip. Dupree begs off and gets dropkicked. Running cartwheel moonsault splash one two NO. RVD with a kick. Shoulder, shoulder, pointless backflip, Rene tries a clothesline, RVD ducks, RVD with a double leg, a slingshot, and a backdrop. Up top, five star frog splash misses! Dupree rolled forward to escape. Dupree with a Oklahoma Roll one two no. What's Dupree doing using an Okie roll? Dupree leaving? Going for his belt, ah. Hebner is busying himself with RVD, but snaps back to attention when Dupree throws his title belt in the ring. Hebner goes to remove it, allowing Dupree to bring in a chair unimpeded. Hebner walks right over to Dupree, clearly sees the chair in his hands, and yells to the ring crew to take the belt from him. Maybe Hebner knows what's next - Dupree holds up the chair, RVD with a wheel kick into the chair and Dupree. Josh: "Rob Van Dam with the Van Daminator!" One two three. (6:26)

That's it. Happy Halloween.