TV PG V CC Entertainment Open Fireworks - Josh: "We are just hours away from being live", which doesn't sound too promising for this show.

Charlie Haas (Edmond, OK, 240 pounds, w/ - give me a sec, ah, there she is - Miss Jackie) vs Sakoda (Japan, 230 pounds) - Charlie enters (to his  music), then waits for Jackie to join him. Jackie gets to flip in the ring, but Charlie does not get to kiss her navel. Your announcers are Bill and Josh. Bill's shirt pattern qualifies as busy. Josh says this is the last stop before Great American Bash, woohoo no Heat! Charlie and Jackie perform a dip that only looks 90% mechanical. Josh: "You don't see Akio or Rico at ringside because partners have been banned." Miss Jackie is a manager and gets to show up, though Bill disputes that claim. (Bill: "MAN-ager" Josh: "Leave it alone, Bill.) Circle, Haas throwing on a roll. Lockup, Haas headlock. Shot off, back with a shoulderblock. WOO. Off the ropes, over, Sakoda's hiptoss is blocked, Haas' fireman's carry is not. Sakoda is frustrated. Lockup, no Sakoda throws a kick, Haas catches it anyway, Sakoda's enziguri is ducked, Haas spins on Sakoda's back and grabs him in a front facelock, rolling it all the way to the ropes. Sakoda is thankful for the rope break, and being able to sneak a back elbow in. Haas tries for revenge, but Sakoda protects himself with the ropes. Lockup, Sakoda's backed up into the corner. Forearm, corner whip the same way, Sakoda bealed out. Haas is slow to the other corner to follow up, and Sakoda sneaks in a punch. Jumping enziguri by Sakoda. Swinging neckbreaker, on two no. Neck vise. Jackie pounds the mat and the crowd claps with her as Haas rallies out of the hold. Sakoda stops it with a back leg trip. Sakoda runs Haas into the corner, takes him off his feet, and gives him the knees to the head. Sakoda does his Warrior impersonation here. Sakoda uses a karate chop, huh. Sakoda off the ropes, I guess Haas ducks out of his way (was that supposed to happen), and then Haas catches Sakoda on the next pass with a flapjack onto the top rope. The new catchphrase for the Undertaker/Dudley Boyz match is "Concrete Crypt", because Josh has said it three times already. Jackie tries rallying the crowd gain as both Haas and Sakoda get to their feet. Sakoda with a right hand, right, blocked, Haas right, right, right, whip, back elbow. Haas shoulderblcok, dropkick. Waiting for Sakoda to get into the corner- Stinger Splash. Sakoda rebounds out, and Haas gives him a regular flapjack. Calling for it - and there's the Haas of Pain. That'll do it. (3:41) Josh explains hugs are good.

Still to Come: Mark Jindrak (w/Theodore R. Long) vs Hardcore Holly in a revenge match
Next: the Cruiserweight Battle Royal

Y2J Rey New Cruiserweight Title Champion of Two Weeks Ago

Joining the battle royal just as Kidman makes his double clothesline comeback. (2:41)
Great American Bash: Rey Mysterio (c) vs Chavo Guerrero for the Cruiserweight Championship for the WWE Championship
Great American Bash: Active members of the armed forces watch for free

Up Next: Eddie vs Luther Reigns

JBL asks Eddie for the match. Oddly, there's no wrestler entrance music this time we seen the vignette. Almost like it wasn't live. And on to end of the match. (3:50)
Great American Bash: Eddie Guerrero (C) vs John "Bradshaw" Layfield in a Texas Bull Rope Match

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N-Gage last minute cat fight of Thursday

Johnny Stamboli (Brooklyn, NY, 250 pounds) vs Scoot Andrews (FL, 219 pounds, already in the ring) - Circle. Lockup. Johnny puts Scoot on the top rope and shoves him. Bill: "I don't like shiny objects." Circle. Scoot shows off his biceps and asks for a test of strength. Johnny thinks he's not the dumb one, and of course he's kicked. Josh: "Have some professionalism, dummy." Scoot holds one wristlock and gets in couple of kicks, but Johnny uses the ropes to flip into a reversal and armdrag Scoot out. Johnny doesn't mess with Scott getting in, when he finally does. Scoot wants a handshake, but this time Johnny sees the swerve coming and uses the punch attempt to for a standing fireman's carry. Delayed cover one two no. Johnny cranks in a front facelock, but Scoot slips out into a hammerlock. Johnny rolls through and stands up to his own reversal. Scoot tries to snap mare out, but Johnny pulls Scoot with him and still ends up behind. Scoot ends this madness by grabbing the ropes and back elbowing Scoot. Bill says Power Plant. Johnny, annoyed by the back elbow, charges, and ends up spearing the ring post. Scoot tripped him to help, but it must be an FBI thing. Bill: "...and that forgiving steel post..." - what, does it send Hallmark? Johnny ended up on the floor, and Scoot misses him on the apron. Johnny tries to keep him away with shoulders, but Scoot ducks the second and gets in a forearm to the back. Scoot turns Johnny over, gives him a forearm, and hits a springboard second rope guillotine legdrop! That'd be great if Johnny didn't end up under the ropes; Scoot doesn't even get a zero out of it, because Johnny's grabbed on to the bottom rope before the cover starts. Forearm to the back. Right. Choke on the middle rope. Corner whip, charge into Johnny's boot. Johnny charges out, Scoot ducks the clothesline and hits the jumping leg lariat one two NO. Scoot with another whip, Johnny pulls off a sunset flip, one two no. I think there was supposed to be a pin reversal that didn't happen, so Scoot tries covering another way, one two reversal one two reversal one two no. They didn't exactly put Dawn and Torrie to shame there. Scott off the ropes, caught into a big spinebuster. Johnny ends up falling on top of Scoot, one two no. Josh: "Fury - shades of Pokerface." Bill: "Pokerface?" Johnny punches, Scoot looks shaky, corner whip, reversed, Johnny rebounds out to nail Scoot with a clothesline. Back elbow. Whip, Scoot obviously jumps into a press slam one two no. Johnny raising the roof! Bill: "There's Johnny the Bull, raising the roof again this week! What do you think that's about?" Press - no, Scoot slips behind, forearm to the back, corner whip, reversed Soot charges into yet another boot. Let's stand around for a second. Okay, Johnny with the corner whip, Johnny charges into a back elbow, Scoot tries a second rope cross body, Johnny catches, presses, and drops him with a F5. Josh: "Swinging DDT!" one two three (5:21) I guess he's forget about the forgetaboutit. Bill manages a patented Josh catchphrase

Next: Undertaker vs Cena

How we got to the match (2:37)
Josh and Bill discuss the US Title match, and the SD! main event
And then the match itself, joining right before the FU (3:43)

Great American Bash: Undertaker vs WWE Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz (w/Paul Heyman) in a Concrete Crypt Match
Great American Bash: John Cena (c) vs Booker T vs Rene Dupree vs Rob Van Dam in a US Title Fatal Four Way Elimination match for the US Championship
Great American Bash: Torrie vs Sable
Great American Bash: Rey Mysterio (c) vs Chavo Guerrero for the Cruiserweight Championship
Great American Bash: Eddie Guerrero (C) vs John "Bradshaw" Layfield in a Texas Bull Rope Match for the WWE Championship
No mention of Gunn/Kenzo or Hardcore/Mordecai

Next:: Mark Jindrak (w/Theodore R. Long) vs Hardcore Holly in a revenge match

Theodore R. Long is already in the ring as we return, but he patiently waits for the ad copy to be read. Are we going to get a graphic for Jason Justin Roberts this week? I guess not. Long opts not to talk before the Reflection of Perfection Mark Jindrak enters, so he can talk while he enters. "This man is hardcore, ladies and gentlemen!" Theodore to Jindrak to the projects he (Long) is from, and had his thug friends teach Jindrak the fine arts of thuggin' and buggin'. Someone play the next music

Mark Jindrak vs Hardcore Holly (Mobile, Alabama, 240 pounds) - Josh: "I'll tell you one thing, Bill - Theodore Long had me a 'Holla at your boy!" Holly does some menacing pointing, so Jindrak is left with no choice but to stomp him as he slides in. Bill: "I know two things for sure: Theodore Long knows where the projects are, and Mark Jindrak's never been to them." Forearms a plenty. Hardcore gets up and chops back. Forearm from Holly. Jindrak turns it around a knee. Axhandle. Right. Whip, reversed, Jindrak kips up and out, kick for Hardcore right for Hardcore. Whip, "HARDCORE" chant, hiptoss blocked, Holly hits his own. Big right hand. Jindrak begging off, but getting kicked and chopped in the corner anyway. Holly stomps Jindrak down as they match his pending match with Mordecai. Holly goes after Long and Long jumps the wall to safety. Jindrak takes advantage to get a right hand. Holly run into the barricade, thrown into the ring, covered one two no. Jindrak suplex, one two NO. Choke. Talking trash. Jindrak left hand. Hard corner whip. Stomps. Snap mare. Chinlock. Theodore yelling. Me staring at the clock. Josh theorizes Heyman might take out Bearer even if Undertaker Does The Right Thing, just because Heyman's that kind of guy. Bill theorizes Angle and Heyman are working together on this whole plan. When did they get so smart? Holly elbows out, Jindrak forearms him down. Turnbuckle smash. Shoulder to the gut. Corner whip, Snap mare. Chinlock. Bill and Josh talk about Bill's unspecific Bullrope matches past. Holly fighting out of the rest hold again, but into another elbow. Jindrak kicks Holly into the corner. Shoulder to the gut. Corner whip, Jindrak taking way too much time charging, into a double boot which just graze him. Hardcore going up, but kinda slow himself. Jindrak's even slower, so this is gonna work - top rope cross body one two no. Jindrak kick, whip, head down too soon so he gets a forearm. Whip, dropkick. One two NO. Long on the apron complaining, and Holly decks him. Jindrak dropkick, one two NO. TV time quickly running out. Corner whip, reversed, Jindrak tries to kip up and out, but Holly catches him by the legs, turn around, Alabama Slam one two three. (5:38) Josh: "That's it, Mark Jindrak no longer undefeated, at the hand of Hardcore Holly!"

Great American Bash - tomorrow!