TV 14 DLV entertainment, Edge vs A-Train, a look back (:31) open

John Cena (West Newburry, MA, 249 pounds) vs Brian Danielson (Philadelphia, PA, 220 pounds) - Cena did change . Look at me spell the first name right this time - must have been thinking of some other northwest wrestler. Nice of Chimel to relocate Brian. Your announcers are Cat and Josh and they're hyped about Edge/A-Train tonight. Cat is disappointed by no Cena rap. Lockup, armbar by Brian, reversed by Cena, Brian rolls out of it, foot to the back of Cena's knee to push him down, but Cena reverse it to his own armbar. Brian rolls into an reverse, stretching the arm over his shoulder and cranking it. Josh: "We've seen [Brian] on SmackDown! before" which is kinda close. Cena charges into a drop toe hold. Armbar into a wristlock, wristlock takedown, hammerlock. Cena rolls into a reversal. Double wristlock test of strength and Cena has the advantage, pinning Brian down to the mat - one shoulder up. One bridge up. Cena jumps on Brian while holding in the double wristlock but he can't break the bridge. Cena tries for it three times, and on the third, Brian uses it to reverse it into a monkey flip. Cena stops this with a clothesline, turning him inside out. Kicks to the stomach. Forearm. Corner whip, and Brian goes down. Yelling at the crowd. Josh: "He sounds like you sometimes - I have no idea what he said." Cena whip and a back elbow. Bearhug. The announcers have been talking about Cena/Brock this whole match, of course. Brian trying to Mongolian Chop his way out of it, and Cena punches him in the gut. Waistlock, Brian breaks free, jumping enziguri. Whip by Cena, no Brian short reverses into a mule kick. European uppercut! Another! Whip, kneelift, hard kick to the back! "You never kick a rapper when he's down like that!" one two no. Corner whip, Brian charges right into a boot. There's the back suplex into the powerbomb. One two three. (3:44) I assume it doesn't have a name yet because Josh doesn't squeeze one in.

Tonight - Edge vs A-Train.

SmackDown! Live
Sunday - Boise, ID
Monday - Davis, CA
Tuesday - Bakersfield, CA [SmackDown!]
Next Saturday - Winnipeg, MB
Next Sunday - Detroit, MI

Nunzio (Queens, NY, 201 pounds, 3) vs SmackDown! #1 Announcer Funaki (Japan, 208 pounds, 9) - When talking this up as cruiserweight match, Josh says Cat is eligible. "I'm 270 pounds, kid, I'm a grown ass man." Lockup, Nunzio with a waistlock, Funaki with a waistlock, Funaki with a headlock, Nunzio tries to fight out, Funaki shoved into the ropes, back with a shoulderblock. Off the ropes, over, into a powerslam. Funaki kicks Nunzio away on the follow up, armdrag, armdrag, armbar. In Josh's world, the cruiserweight limit is 220. Nunzio forearming out - whip, reversed, Dropkick but Nunzio grabs the ropes. Elbow drop but no one's home. Armdrag by Funaki. Corner kicks. Corner whip, reversed, Funaki with a WOW cross body but it just gets a dropkick one two no. Stomping. Elbow drop. Stomping. Bow and arrow - wait, Nunzio can't roll over and get him up right. That doesn't look good but Nunzio just bends backwards and acts like it's supposed to look that way. Funaki manages the flip out pin spot for one two no. Funaki off the ropes, inside cradle one two no. Cat: "Schoolboy, schoolboy, what do you want with a schoolboy?" Cat goes on to say he saw that Michael Jackson video (hmm, what did that air against? oh right) and maybe Josh watched too much of it. Backslide one two no. Nunzio nails Funaki with a back elbow. Stomp. Yell. Right. Right. Chinlock. Cat: "I'm telling you, the only thing [Paul Heyman] needs to do is bring in James Brown, and he'll be my main man." Funaki elbowing out but thrown down by his hair. Stomping. Cat wonders why Nunzio isn't coming out with Jamie Noble anymore - why does he need to bring in these people. You know, when *the Cat* is pointing out holes in plots - anyway, Funaki's coming back. Whip, kick is caught, enziguri (2) is not. Nunzio charges, Funaki side steps and hits the bulldog one two no. Dropkick to the head one two no. Corner whip, reversed, Nunzio runs into Funaki's boots. Slap, Rising Sun - no Nunzio pushes off - Arrivederci. one two three.  (4:38) Cat says this is the best cruiserweight division in the world, so it's got that going for it.

Stacker 2 Tag Team Title Change of Thursday

We see Team Angle at the World - Paul Heyman points out someone who looks like Dean Malenko. This is an extended ad for "WWE Superstars at the World every day." Shelton and Haas hit the catchphrase (:52)

Moving on, Benoit and Kurt had a match on Thursday as well. (4:06) This Thursday - Brock Lesnar vs John Cena. I hope Cena has a plan - I wonder if it has to do with the (non-existent this week) Red Dog.

Tonight: Edge vs A-Train.

Still to come, wait the Cat's reading too badly for me to remember.

Sean O'Haire fidelity promo (:36)

Which nicely leads into what we saw off him on SmackDown. This was better than Mideon did it, maybe. Maybe. (2:42)

Bill DeMott (285 pounds) vs Phil Brown (245 pounds) - Eh, maybe I'll ignore. Cat wants to know Al's thoughts on Bill. Josh reminds us many times that Bill is not an angry man. Phil makes the mistake of slapping Bill, which somehow doesn't lead to immediate death. Eventual death. Bill looks at the corner and opts not to go for the moonsault - powerbomb and hold for the pin one two three. (1:48)

Cat: "What did you all do to this man on that Tough Enough series that you was on?"
Josh: "Well, Cat, I wasn't on the series when Bill DeMott was on-"
Cat: "You should've been there, he maybe would've beat the hell out of you too-"
Josh: "Perhaps you should WATCH Tough Enough."
Cat: "Oh, you gonna try to embarrass me on National TV? I'm gonna beat your ass, call my momma]
Josh: [quickly changing the subject] "Bill DeMott, it's not surprising to say this one was over before it started.]

Hey, bonus powerbomb. No Dr. Bomb, though. Guess he lost his disagree.

Next, the Rock via satellite via tape.

1-800-CALL-ATT and tell 'em about Vince overacting on SmackDown 2 weeks ago.

When you think about it, aren't we all via satellite? Rock was pretty funny here. (8:12) Here be the only No Way Out match booked on this side. Your official No Way Out song is "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence

Next: Edge vs A-Train. Josh: "Can Edge make it two for two?" I think it'd be 2-1 officially.

Here's the "from Albert's big SmackDown!" feud summary (1:36)

A-Train (Boston, MA, 350 pounds) vs you think you know Edge (T dot O, 241 pounds) - Josh sums up the feud one more time. Lockup, A-Train pushes Edge in the corner and yells at him. Shoves exchanged. Separated by Choida.

Josh says this is the "highest profile match" on Velocity and I think he might be right. Lockup, A-Train pushes Edge in the corner again, right hand misses, Edge ducks, forearms to the head and A-Train pushes him down. Running back elbow. Whip, shoulderblock. Running splash but Edge moves out of the way. Kicks to the ribs, off the ropes, kick to the ribs. Right. Corner whip, reversed, choo choo corner splash is sidestepped, Edge corner Spears A-Train. Knees to the midsection, off the ropes, dropkick to A-Train's knee. Off the ropes, and A-Train nails him with a clothesline. "SHAVE YOUR BACK" A-Train is angry and takes it out on Edge's chest with his feet. A-Train rants about them yelling, picks Edge up and throws him down. Side backbreaker. Cat: "That Rock is Hollywood now - he's too Hollywood now...but you know, you think about it, Hogan is also Hollywood." Edge shoved chest first into the ropes and A-Train hits him with the forearm on the rebound. Abdominal stretch, Josh: "working on the abdominals and the lower back." Cat: "How do you know which part he's working on?" "That's the abdominal stretch, so I assume it hurts the abdominals." Cat mocks the move, saying it looks like something Richard Simmons would do in one of those videos. A-Train pulls him out, only to drive him down with a side backbreaker. Picking Edge up and back to the ab stretch. Another side backbreaker - no, Edge slips free, inside cradle one two no. Faceplant - no, A-Train blocks and pushes him down. Clubbering blows with Edge trying to cover up but not being successful. Bearhug. Cat: "A bearhug! Hahahahaha" "Yea, uh huh, it's a bearhug, real funny." Edge turns around and escapes with a jawbreaker. Battling up with forearms. Off the ropes, clothesline but A-Train won't go down. Off the ropes, dicks a clothesline and hitting a jumping forearm. Off the ropes, into a press slam but slipping behind, Edge-O-Matic one two no. Waiting for A-Train to get up kick Edge-no, A-Train rams Edge back first in the corner. A-Train setting up for the Derailer (Josh: "Train Wreck" - see, he messes up), but Edge dropkicks out of it. Edge sets himself as A-Train pulls himself up - Spear no side stepped, Edge stops short in the corner, but A-Train quickly squashed him there. Short clothesline. A-Train to the second rope - splash meets knees! Edge off the ropes, Spear. One two three. (6:34) One last promo for Cena/Brock and on to Confidential.