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Later on tonight, a rematch from King of the Ring - Noble vs Hurricane for the Cruiserweight title - but first

Tajiri vs Billy Kidman - you know in Pink's video for "Get The Party Started", Pink does this outrageous (as in "I can't believe someone didn't tell her to stop") dance with her forearms, and Eminem does the same thing in "Without Me"? It's the perfect dance to Tajiri's music. Oh yes, the live shot reveal that your announcer are Cole and Al - Al comes back and all the sudden we have controversy about the title. This was the first ever Velocity match, and it's nice we're getting it again. Wait, did Cole and Al just reference that match too? WEIRD. Lockup, no Tajiri with a kick to the ribs, back heel trip, double wristlock press for one two no. Tajiri stands on the wristlock to give more pressure, but that allows Kidman to get his feet out, and to quickly rock them back into a standing position. Tajiri pulls on Kidman as he comes up, causing Kidman to go over - but he's smart enough to hook on a sunset flip one two no. I think I know who's been dipping into the lucha! Kidman with a right, corner whip, reversed, Kidman kips up, Tajiri steps under him and grabs Kidman on his shoulders, but not tightly enough because Kidman is able to spin around and hit the 'rana. Dropkick and Tajiri is out. Kidman pescado connects. Right, whip into the steps but Tajiri stops short with his feet, turns around, Kidman charges at him, but Tajiri lifts him and throws him by, with Kidman landing face first on the steps. Thrown back in - Brian Hebner counts loud. Tajiri fixes his pants, pushes Kidman in the corner, chop, chop, Kidman turns it around, open hand slap, open hand slap. Corner whip, Kidman charges in but Tajiri kips up, and there's the Tarantula, no Kidman pushes the legs off. Kidman turns around into a kick to the thigh, then turns away as Tajiri slingshots in - oh, this is that other way he puts on the Tarantula. One day, they got to legalize this. Maybe in California? Cover one two no. Hey that's a good idea. Snap mare, chin lock. Crowd gets behind Kidman. Kidman elbowing out. Off the ropes, hiptoss is blocked, Kidman goes for the flip out (it IS a Crusierweight match), Tajiri grabs his leg before he can so Kidman hits the enziguri! Both slow up - Cole just made Tajiri a martial arts expert (because he's Asian) - exchanging punches but of course a martial arts expert is good at punching, Kidman with a whip, revered, but Kidman hits the spinning headscissors. Clothesline. Acid drop! Oh yea Dudley Dog. One two no spike sucks. Rebound clothesline - no Tajiri ducks it and hits the reverse thrust kick. One two no. Whip, reversed, handspring elbow no Kidman ducks it, powerbomb! You know, I get the idea that these two, well, they might have fought before. Cover? No, he's calling for it! Grabbing Tajiri to move - no, Tajiri snap kicks him in the head, small package one two NO! Tajiri with a right, no no don't do it - Tajiri tried to powerbomb Kidman. So you know. Rolling Tajiri over one two no. Corner whip, reversed, Tajiri charges into a boot. Kidman going up to second rope, Hebner loudly telling him not too. And then we get a bad angle, but I'm thinking Tajiri found some pretense to push Brian out of the way, then the green mist we did see - hard kick to the had one two three. (4:06) So, obviously, Tajiri is better than Kidman, but Torrie trumps it all. Tajiri walks backwards up the stage like someone's gonna punk him out, but no. Coming up MUCH MUCH LATER, Noble vs Hurricane. And also, there were things that happened on Smackdown.

Hardcore Holly (w/ads) vs Chavo Guerrero - Cole has this disease where he keeps wanting to make Chavo related to Juvi - they used to the same thing with Eddie. It's Tough Enough 2 vs Tough Enough 2 and no one really cares. Hardcore, in his new role as a face (that was some historic turn he made, wasn't it?), wants a handshake. Chavo slaps the hand away, so Hardcore slaps him away. Chavo retreats to the corner, so Holly follows and gets kicked in the face. Chavo out with a kick, right, right, headlock, corner whip, charge in but no one's home. Hardcore with a chop, chop, right. Whip, clothesline. Hardcore charges, Chavo ducks and pulls down the ropes, out goes Hardcore. Through the ropes sliding dropkick, and there's the pescado. CHAVO GOT HIS PASSION BACK IN TOUGH ENOUGH 2. HOW ABOUT THAT GUERRERO FAMILY. That should take care of every Chavo match in the WWE ever. Stomp. Thrown in. Chavo with a kick to the ribs. Kick. Chop. Chop. Kick. Kick. Kick. Boot scrape. Pulling him up, a mistake because now Holly fights back with punches. Off the ropes, Chavo tires a dropkick but he's caught - slingshot into the corner. Clothesline, Chavo off the ropes, backdrop. Side belly to belly suplex. One two no. Whip, reversed, Chavo's clothesline is too high, Best Dropkick In The Business One Two Not Good Enough. Chavo begs off in the corner - eye poke, than pulling him into the second turnbuckle. Short clothesline no Holly ducks under, there's the double leg pickup - Alabama Slam? No, Chavo grabs the ropes. Holly wisely just turns around and hits the super low blow. Powerbomb! One two no. That was a nice powerbomb. Corner whip, kip up by Chavo so Holly grabs him again in Alabama Slam position - again, Chavo manages to escape, this time with a sunset flip. One two no. Kick to the face, cover one two no. Chavo with a chop, whip, reversed, Holly lifts Chavo up on to his shoulders, Chavo punches to escape, turning and down the back for a sunset flip but he already tried that this match - Alabama Slam, one two three. (4:11)

Eight Legged Freaks Tag Team Title Change of Thursday.

Albert vs Rob Conway - Wasn't Rob a heel last time we saw him? Didn't he have different music? Oh it doesn't really matter. Conway poses on the apron, but Albert pushes him off. Conway slides in, right right right pushes away. Kick right right, Albert stops him with a knee. Albert goes for the Snake Eyes but Rob slides down the back, kick, corner punches, Albert's now walking him in the middle of the ring and dropkick him, Albert right misses, Conway with a clip, dropkick to the chest, one two big kickout. Conway up and charging into a big back elbow, and then into a big scissors kick. One two no he pulled him up. Conway thrown out. Albert goes out. Running him back first into the apron. Picking him up and running him back first into the apron. Thrown in. One two no. Right. Open hand slap. Albert corner smash. Bearhug. Conway finnaly fighting back with forearms, but he's picked up and run back first into the corner. Charging in but eating feet. Charging in but eating feet. Charging in and this time he gets a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle. Conway up, ducking a clothesline, flying forearm doesn't knock him down. Albert charges with a clothesline, misses, and Conway hits a dropkick to the knee. To the second rope, no blocking Albert's punches - big ol' Tornado DDT one two no. SUPERKICK is caught, spun, double choke, no eye rake. That's an eh superkick. Conway off the ropes, into a clothesline. Double underhook lift into Chavo's sitting backbreaker One two three. (3:57) Wait, no Baldo Bomb? Odd. It would have worked with his strategy too but I guess he wanted to be different.  

The People's Moment - Vince kissing butt. Funny that they consider this a highlight. 

1-800-CALL-ATT Group Hug of Two Weeks Ago.

Last Monday on RAW, the nWo wants Triple H. (:45)

Mark Henry vs CHRISTIAN - Michael Cole: "Shawn Michaels doesn't always tell the truth, but..." Remember when Christian doubted the feats of strength? I wonder if they do. Circle. No, wait, Christian is distracted by those USA chants. Lockup, big beal by Henry. Lockup, no Christian ducks under, headlock, Henry lifts him up and puts him on the top rope. Patting him on the shoulder to tick him off. Henry back in the middle ring, but Christian is mad, charging, and running into a wall. Whip, Henry's head down too soon so Christian kicks it. Whip, no he' snot going, whip no he' snot going, and now Henry is throwing him out by one arm. Right is blocked and caught, Mark presses him and throws him in - actually, no , he bounces on the top rope and lands on the apron, so Henry presses him and walks up the stairs and then presses him in. Christen grabs the ref to distract as he hits a mule kick. Right right kick kick kick kick right right right right right no he's topped for closed first and now Henry takes over right right eye rake by Christian. Christian to the second rope, clothesline one two no. Christian going to the floor, getting a chair, no he's yelled at by Mike Choida and throws it down. Christian slowly making his way in - no, he'll go up, cross body is caught, Henry puts him over his shoulder for the powerslam but Christian falls behind, off the ropes, into a Vader smash. Henry with a shoulderblock. Whip, faceslam. One two no. Corner whip, Mark points, charges, and Christian collapses to the mat. Mark steps on him on his way up to the second rope, but Christian rolls out before he can be squashed. Mark tries to pull him in by the hair, but Christian breaks free and Henry somehow accidentally bumps Choida. Christian gets the chair, swings it over his head, and hits Mark. Mark is out on the rope s- inside cradle one two feet on the ropes three. (4:04) Coming up, Hurricane vs Noble, but next, the title match.

Angle vs Undertaker (5:19) Next up, that title match.

Well first, let's go back to Last Thursday and Jamie and Nidia's new home (1:57)

Jamie Noble (c, w/Nidia) vs Hurricane for the WWE Crusierweight Champion - Hurricane's all about "I want the belt" motions and Jamie's "bring it on!" and so Hurricane does, and promptly gets stomped. Ha. Stomp, stomp, right, kick, kick, forearm, shoulder to the gut, shoulder to the gut, right, corner whip, Hurricane reversed, head down too soon, kicked by Noble. Off the ropes but Hurricance nails him with the jumping chop. Right. Right. Fireman's carry, holding the arm for another fireman's carry. Pose. Running enziguri cover but Nidia's up to distract the ref - to be fair, Noble was all in the ropes. Hurricane is cheese anyway and runs over to ditch NIdia, but turns around into a dropkick to the knee. Popular move tonight. Jamie's got a good reason for it there, as he then kicks Hurricane's left hamstring repeatedly and then stretches the leg. Hurricane fights back but can't get loose. There's the stretch around the neck move - Al says "fulcrum" which is cool. STF! Letting go now - there's a knee driver. Bending the leg over the ropes, and now handing Hurricane upside down so he stomp it. Brian Hebner brawns him and breaks it away. Knee breaker into a leg scissors into an anklelock, says Al but I think a leg grapevine. Twisting. Spinning toe hold into a figure four but Hurricane with a small package for one two no. Jamie up and kicking the hurt leg. Drop toe hold, scissorsing the leg and snapping back. Sitting the leg on the bottom rope and sitting on it. Grabbing the leg, Hurricane trying to punch free, but Hurricane kicks the leg and he's down again. sitting on the leg, then pulling back. There's a figure four for a weird angle, but it works. Hurricane won't give. They exchange slaps, with Hurricane getting the best of it and freeing himself. Noble up and going for the leg again - kicking it, now a toe hold but Hurricane pushes his way free. Noble grabs the leg again, Hurricane pushes away, Noble kicks the bad leg. Going for another knee breaker but Hurricane goes over Noble, sunset flip one two no. single leg takedown, but Hurricane pushes him away. Noble tries again, Hurricane blocks, grabs the front facelock for the Eye of the Hurricane but Noble escapes, clothesline, Hurricane ducks and hits the running neckbreaker. Right. Right. Noble should stop running into him. Whip, powerslam. One two no. Corner whip, Superkick but with the bad leg, maybe that's why Noble caught it, Noble spins him around but Hurricane lands a clothesline anyway. Going to the second rope - Al calls it the Blockbuster even though I know it has a new name...I just can't remember it either. One two NO. Corner whip, reversed, Noble charges the corner and gets dropped to the floor. Hurricane sets up - springboard somersault plancha. You'd think that leg might hurt him running or jumping but apparently not. Walking and standing, much so. Jamie goes headfirst into the apron. Hurricane in and trying to suplex Jamie in, but Nidia sweeps the feet and Noble lands on top - NIdia holds Hurricane's feet down one two NO. Well now Hurricane looks at Nidia and argues with the ref but manages not to get jumped by Noble, HurriChokeslam, NO he didn't have the leg strength and lose control. Dragon Screw, Trailer Hitch, goodnight. Hurricane holds out not too long, and it's over. (6:58)  

That's it - watch Confidential. Except it's a rerun. How about that.