RIP: Stevie Night Heat. (Although you really died when they booked that Tomko match.) He really needs to be the color guy for Velocity ASAP if they're got no plans for him.

TV PG LV CC entertainment open

Your hosts are Todd and the Coach, playing all your favorite hits from the 80's, the 90's and today. Someone smarter than I can explain why Josh and Romero have to wear suits, while these two are Casual Friday-ing it up. Talk about Angle and HBK (Coach takes Angle's side), and Angle and Flair (Coach takes Angle side again!) and highlights. (5:36)

Up Next: shilling

we've got a DVD to shill: The Life and Death of the Most Dominant Tag Team In Wrestling History. HEY ROCCO. oh no the sad music of drugs. Good to see Hayes grew his hair back out. (5:41)

because we've got nothing better to do: LOD vs Money Inc., SummerSlam '92 (6:25) We end with a still frame In Memory shot.

RAW Live
Monday - Sacramento, CA [RAW/SD! Supershow]
Next Monday - Continental Airlines Arena [RAW]
Next Friday - Lexington, KY [RAW Live]
Next Saturday - Louisville, KY [RAW Live]
Next Sunday - Wildwood, NJ [RAW Live]

RAW Draft Recap (3:06)
They do the same dance about trades - but Coach reassures us he ("the new voice of RAW!") is not going anywhere
regurgitated Experience junk: Fozzy in Nottingham. I HATE SYSTEM OF A DOWN. (1:40)

Up Next: Diva Seach

WWE Slam Of the Week, sponsored by the Devil's Rejects: no marriage in Vegas

Diva Search highlights. This doesn't seem TV PG to me, but whatever.  (2:46) Boot Camp on Monday

Next: the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event

WWE Rewind, sponsored once again by the dreadful and annoying Starburst commercial that'll never stop airing: WV's gay icon meets DVDVR's gay icon!

I try not to be paranoid. I'm not sure I always succeed, but I do try. It kinda tough not to think they're all out to get me when I'm already bored to the point that I should give up and stop spending my time on this form of entertainment, and they push me harder by bringing back Hogan, as the beginning of yet another widespread "isn't Hulk Hogan the greatest" campaign. Glad Cena enjoyed it; wish I got something out of these shows I could enjoy as much. (6:16)

RAW: Carlito's Cabana - with Hulk Hogan. and something with bikinis.

Coach: "I got a phone number for you - 555-GETTHEHELLOUTOFHERE!" and that's it.