TV 14 DLV - why, this isn't the usual World Wrestling Entertainment intro, but what it'd look like if ECW had one. And it was longer. and was just for EXTREME HEAT.

You are LIVE in New York City, where ECW is back. Look all the people waiting to get in. In the lobby, it's the Coach (w/anti ECW hockey jersey) and Michael Cole. It doesn't get more extreme than Michael F'n Cole. Coach has personal security to prevent him from beating down; Vince is forcing him to be here tonight, though he doesn't want to (except he's in the Crusaders - so maybe he's just unhappy to be on Heat.) WHERE'S AL? WHERE'S AL? WHERE'S AL?

Paul Heyman's stupid speech on RAW one more time. WHERE IS AL. (3:20)

Fans have non-family friendly chant for Michael Cole and Coach's benefit, which seems to throw Coach a little bit. Coach protests the name of the show, but like Cole cares.

We and the TV 14 logo are back. Coach makes fun of various fans for fun. Cole is too b

Here's the thing "the ECW fans were GREAT!" bit from the DVD. (5:23)

LOOK! It's a line! No, it's an EXTREME LINE! People put their hands up so Coach can't be seen. Coach blames the fans for ECW going under, and figures they're all dumb. Coach demands they don't show him being beat up

Up Next: Coach (and other RAW superstars) get beat up.

ONS Sabu commercial leads into Cole talking about how Sabu represents ECW. We get back to talking about the important stuff (Coach.) Those are some big ECW letters someone's holding up behind them.

ECW on RAW. You know, I'd like to never see Eric again, just so we're not constantly told that WCW sucked and no one liked it. How did the music guy know they were coming thru the stands at exactly that moment? That dude is wicked smart. Maven's got to be a little bitter Eric was holding back all his help. (6:54)

WWE Rewind, sponsored by WrestleMania 21: the very first pick of the draft lottery has nothing to do with this show, but whatever.

Cole is sad. Coach gloats. "They arrested two guys during the break." This segment is dedicated to things that have nothing to do with the PPV. Let's talks contract signing. (1:35)

The ECW fans realize they can be seen better on TV if they turn to face the camera.
RAW: who's going to RAW?
RAW: John Cena & Chris Jericho vs Christian & Tyson Tomko
RAW: Stone Cold Court, w/Hassan and Daivari

ONS Tommy Dreamer

ONS Dudleys Promo

Angle and Tazz talk.
Angle at ECW (:37)
Crowd has settled down - wait, never mind. Coach is doing a lot of patting the shoulders of his security.
Angle on SD! Watch how Cole completely sets up Tazz here, turning him so he can't see Angle coming. (3:48)
Coach laughs. Cole says Tazz has very little to say. "Some kind of transformation took place."

Next: ECW on SD!

TV 14 LDV - Coach asks if ONS is over yet. Look at that stupid Warrior beach towel.

Benoit vs JBL. Was Sandman worried everyone would forget who he was if he unposed for a second? (6:25)

one more ONS promo as they're quickly running out of time. We never actually get back to Cole or Coach, huh.

That's it. If we do this again, let's not do THIS again. Thanks.