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In Atlanta, GA, and outside the arena, Todd and Ivory are slightly cold. Bet they're happy the next PPV is in Puerto Rico. A lot more people around the Heat standup than usual this time; I wonder if they just set up in a better place? Ivory tries to get an Undertaker chant restarted.

Armageddon: Eddie Guerrero vs Booker T vs JBL (c) vs the Undertaker in a Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship
Todd opts for "serious jeopardy" rather than promising defeat

Armageddon: Big Show vs Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in a handicap match
Todd brings up the gold medal victory in '96

Armageddon: John Cena (c) vs Jesus in a street fight for the US Championship
Todd says Jesus and Carlito have "literally been a thorn in Cena's side" and I don't think that' quite right. 
Video package - Carlito's debut to Night Club to Survivor Series to after (3:02)

Tonight: Paul London & Chavo Guerrero vs Billy Kidman & Akio! It's the Billy Kidman's Haters club.

SmackDown! Live 
12/14 - Nashville, TN [SD!]
12/28 - New Orleans, LO [SD!]
12/29 - Albuquerque, NM
12/30 - San Antonio, TX
01/03 - Manchester, NH

To the arena floor, and Tazz and Cole.

Armageddon: Big Show vs Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in a handicap match
Tazz: "The Big Show bit off a little more he could chew!" Not possible.
On SmackDown! - Luther throws Jindrak to the wolves Show (:56)
Tazz and Cole talk about the match, Tazz wondering about Show's condition. 
With no segue, they throw it to Angle, Jindrak, and Reigns talking in the locker room. Points: Angle has a surprise for the fans, and only after that will they come up with a strategy for the handicap match. Meanwhile, Jindrak's not happy with Luther for the stunt he pulled Thursday.
Armageddon: Big Show vs Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in a handicap match

Triple H in Blade 3 (1:18)
Ivory and Todd discuss how the greatness of Triple H. Segue into a package about the RAW Heavyweight Championship, which has nothing to do with this upcoming PPV but whatever (1:24)
RAW: Eric Bischoff returns
RAW: Muhammad Hassan debuts - I think they changed how they were spelling that.

Ivory and Todd proceed to have an all time great *GASP* induced discussion
Ivory: "You're going to be there, right?"
Todd: "Yea."
Ivory: "I'm just asking - how you going to get to Huntsville?"
Todd: "I'm driving."
Ivory: "Good. Because I don't want you to be flying. HAHAhaha- If you get my drift!"
Todd wisely moves on

RAW: Edge vs Randy Orton
Ivory is insane here too.

WWE Rewind presented by SmackDown! vs RAW: RVD and Rey Mysterio win the WWE Tag Team Championship
Armageddon: RVD & Rey Mysterio (c) vs Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Ivory: "The 619 and the 420, baby!"
Todd: "Smoking! Baby!"

Armageddon: Daniel Puder vs Mike Mizanin in a Dixie Dogfight
Todd uses the nickname. Todd also picks Puder. Ivory reminds us that this match means nothing and the voting means everything.
Best Of Tough Enough 4 Video Package (3:12) 3:12 too long and all that.
Split screen of Mike and Daniel warming up - what's with Mike's eyes?

Tonight: Paul London & Chavo Guerrero vs Billy Kidman & Akio! 
Ivory may have screwed up by saying it's next.

WWE Slam of the Week presented Bod Man: Funaki win the #1 Contenders Cruiserweight Battle Royal
Josh (5! Over! Vegas screwed that one up!) talks to WWE Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley: He was shocked that Spike won, because no one picked him. (Tazz!) Josh asks if Spike altered his prep work for Funaki, and Spike mocks both Funaki and Josh in response - he doesn't need to get ready for Funaki. 8 Years = No Titles, SmackDown! #1 Announcer. He's not championship material.

Armageddon: John Cena (c) vs Jesus in a street fight for the US Championship
Armageddon: Dawn Marie vs Miss Jackie with Special Guest Referee Charlie Haas
Armageddon: Daniel Puder vs Mike Mizanin in a Dixie Dogfight 
Armageddon: RVD & Rey Mysterio (c) vs Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Armageddon: Big Show vs Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in a handicap match
Armageddon: Eddie Guerrero vs Booker T vs JBL (c) vs the Undertaker in a Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship

Moments Ago: JBL and the Cabinet have arrived. And they're all frowny.

Next: Paul London & Chavo Guerrero vs Billy Kidman & Akio!
Yes, that needed an exclamation mark each time. Or I just cut and pasted lazily.

thug life Billy Kidman (red vest) & Akio (new black sleeveless shirt!, 415 pounds combined) vs Chavo Guerrero (El Paso, TX, 213 pounds) and Paul London (Austin, TX, 200 pounds) - DON'T DROP THE JACKET. Chavo doesn't seem as angry as London was last night. London rushes the ring again, and Kidman and Akio vacate it this time. London throws his jacket at Kidman! Chavo and anyone but Kidman to start. At least that's how he's thinking about. Kidman fakes coming in but no. HOPPING. The frog is in his pants. Circle. Lockup, Akio armdrag. Akio happy hopping. Chavo claps mockingly. Circle. Lockup, Chavo chains into a snap mare and a spine kick. Snap mare, tag to London. Cole: "In eight years, Funaki has never won any sort of championship!" How dare they mock the legacy of the Hardcore Title like that. Double whip, double hiptoss, Kidman rushes into a double drop toe hold into Akio's crotch. Dropkicks for everyone, and Akio and Kidman are deposited near the ramp. London stomps the mat as Chavo goes to all fours - SLINGSHOT TOPE CON GIRO! London brings the legal man Akio back in and goes up as we take a look at the replay. Kidman tries to trip him up, but London kicks him away - top rope axhandle meets Akio dropkick. NOW Kidman will tag in, and he'll stomp London's chest. Knee to the chest, one two NO. London stopped from making a tag, and Kidman opens up a kneeling abdominal stretch while pounding London's side. 

Cole: "I want to go back to something I said a few minutes ago; I said Funaki had never won a title in eight years in the WWE. He's never won one of the CURRENT Titles in the WWE. He was Hardcore Champion at one time." 
Tazz: "So you were wrong about something."
Cole: "It's all semantics is what it is." 
Tazz: "Well that's a nice way of saying You Were Wrong."

London gets in a knee to Kidman's head to break the hold, but Kidman stops him just short of making the corner, then drags him back towards Akio to make the tag. Akio in and stomping London's side. Knees to the head. Chop. London open hand slap back. Akio chop. London chop. Akio with a kick to stop the deja vu, corner whip, Tiger Mask flip, shoulder to the midsection, shoulder, shoulder. Akio brings London towards Kidman, tag to Kidman, and holding London open for a kick to the midsection. One two no. London wants to make a tag, but Kidman has him. Kidman with a chinlock, London tries forearming out and gets hammered again. Back to the abdominal stretch with punches. Crowd behind London even before he starts to draw from them - good sign for the crowd tonight. London hiptosses out, but now Kidman's between him and the corner. Crawling but only halfway there - and Kidman stops him with a back elbow. Corner whip, London goes in chest first and rebounds out, Kidman goes for the rebound clothesline and gets killed by the London leg lariat! Can he make the tag? Crowd really wants him to - tag to Akio, tag to Chavo! Chavo ducks the clothesline, hits one of his own. Clothesline, whip, backdrop. Kidman up, and Chavo reverses his clothesline into a wacky spinning DDT. Akio stops Chavo for the moment with a forearm to the back of the head. Whip, reversed, dropkick by Chavo one two Kidman breaks it up. Dropsault by London pushes Kidman out of the ring, and London is out after him. Chavo picks up Akio, but Akio gets in a kneelift. Back suplex! Akio going up as London works over Kidman on the floor. Akio going for something in the moonsault family - but London crotches him! Akio turns around as Chavo climbs up after. Stunning punches, top rope 'rana! Chavo covers one two Kidman breaks it up again! Don't know what happened to London, but he's back in now. London charges directly at Kidman, and Kidman pauses from kicking Chavo to throw London out the other side. Chavo follows with a clothesline on Kidman to take him out, and Akio is the last man standing (sorta) by knocking over Chavo with a wheel kick. One two THREE. (5:34) AKIO WON? HIS FINISHER IS A WHEEL KICK? So many questions. It is his home (movie) state, maybe that's why. Our announcers are high on Akio and Kidman as a possible future team - hey, the match with RVD and Rey might be pretty fun.

Armageddon: John Cena (c) vs Jesus in a street fight for the US Championship

Armageddon: Eddie Guerrero vs Booker T vs JBL (c) vs the Undertaker in a Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship
Video package to end it (3:54)

That's it.