NWA-TNA 09.24.03
by Scott Christ
--We open with a video package that goes over all the events of last week's show.
--Earlier today, Director of Authority Erik Watts and two little blackshirt security guys confront Don Callis and Redshirt Security. Watts can't believe Callis picked Russo over Piper. Listen, the man was going to take the freaking champion with him if he picked Piper. Does anyone really blame him? Yes, Tenay and Jarrett and Dusty and Watts do. Because they're ALL IDIOTS. Anyhow, it ends with Callis clearly being Watts' superior and threatening that if Watts oversteps his bounds again, he'll be on the unemployment line with Piper.
--Live on September 24, 2003 from the Asylum in Nashville, TN.
--Oh. My. God. 3 Live Kru are here, and they are...what's a good word for "performing" that is extremely insulting? This is the most ridiculously fake concert ever, and that's the guitarist from Stuck Mojo, I think. Oh man. Words don't do this justice. Konnan is the best rapper ever. And by best I mean worst. Ron Killings is okay, surprise surprise. B-Jizzle not so much. Thankfully, Glenn Gilberti, Simon Diamond and David Young attack to stop this from continuing. Tenay explains Swinger's absence (he had an appendectomy). Gilberti, Swinger and Young make it to the ring to say there will be no title match tonight. From behind, Raven, C.M. Punk and Julio Dinero enter from the crowd. Raven spikes Gilberti with the DDT after Diamond and Young bail on him. Raven takes the mic. "Every time I look in the mirror, I wanna scream, cry, puke (like Shane Douglas), put my head through a wall - I am humiliated, ashamed and embarrassed. There are very few stipulations in professional wrestling that have actual repercussions. You lose a grudge match, an I quit match, it's devastating to the psyche and the pride, but it doesn't change your essential self. Look at me! Look at me! You hurt me, and I didn't think I could be hurt. You hurt me. I've been diagnosed by medical professionals--" Raven chants go up, this is bizarre how much they love him. "I've been diagnosed by medical professionals as paranoid schizophrenic, clinically depressed, manic depressive, and all points in between. You talk to anybody in the locker room, and I'm not real popular, because I'm not real stable. And I'm about to lose it now, in a very dangerous way! This is what you brought down upon yourself. Raven Effect - short trip, bad landing. Shane Douglas, New Church, Vampiro, Jim Mitchell. May God have mercy on your soul."
--After some production foul-ups, we go to ringside with Mike Tenay and Don West. Don's shirt/tie color of the week: silver. Mike's tuxedo of the week: tuxedo. They are selling the hard head-shaving last week as Mitchell scalping Raven, which is good, I guess. Kid Kash will take on Terry Taylor tonight. We may or may not actually have a tag title match. Don Callis has vowed to address Jeff Jarrett in the ring, with a message about his career. Mike Tenay did an interview with Roddy Piper. Oh boy, Kid Kash is here. "K-I-D has something to say! I will NOT be RESPONSIBLE for what happens to Terry Taylor. And these PEOPLE will be MY WITNESS. I won't! I will not!" Okay, that's enough of that. Let's check out the five competitors in the next match. They manage to misspell Nosawa (Nasawa) and Juventud Guerrera (Juventud Guererra) in this super-professional video package.
--Backstage, Scott Hudson is with Jerry Lynn. Watts got Lynn a spot in this match. "FINALLY, we've got at least one smart person in the TNA office, and I'm talking about Erik Watts." That's really upsetting. "At least he gives me an opportunity to go out there, and show the world what I do best. And what I do best, is wrestle. Unlike these other morons, like Don Callis, who thinks the term wrestling...isn't even a word. They think sports-entertainment is more important. He thinks what I do is obscene? He thinks what I do is excessively violent? Well tonight is special, 'cause you've got young talent from all over the world, Canada, Mexico, Japan, that wanna come be part of the X division, 'cause the X division is the hottest thing going today. And I'll tell you what, there's all kinds of people startin' rumors, on the sheets, on the internet, even in our own office, does Jerry Lynn still have what it takes, to hang with this young talent?" Is that a rumor? "Well I'll tell you what, the thought never even entered my head. The only question that has entered my head, is do THEY have what it takes to hang with Jerry Lynn? Because like the shirt says, DESTROYYYY. THE OPPO-SITIOOOON." Oh man he did the death metal Jerry Lynn voice. What a fucking nerd, no wonder I don't like him.
--Five-Way Elimination Match for a Shot at the X Division Championship -
Nosawa (weightless, Tokyo, Japan) v. Frankie Kazarian (220, Anaheim, CA) v.
Juventud Guerrera (weightless, Mexico City, Mexico) v. Chris Sabin (216,
Detroit, MI) v. Jerry Lynn (212, Minneapolis, MN): Pre-match, Kazarian hits
on Lollipop. He's a real ladies man, that Kazarian. Let's see if they make any
"do you notice how much he's changed????" comments during the match.
Tenay says Lynn's current status boils down to "what have you done for us
lately?" Well he's pushed your world champion to the limit an entire week
ago and defeated Elix Skipper 3000 times which you led me to believe was
supposed to mean something when it happened, but I guess we can brush that aside
because they just thought of something interesting for him to do, which is be
The Old Guy. We're going with tag rules for this. Don thinks Kazarian just might
not be focused, what do you know. Kazarian and shitty Nosawa start. Kazarian
with a lariat, he doesn't seem to be remembering that he's hitting on girls. Don
makes note that it's almost like Kazarian has a whole new attitude. Shit, I
didn't notice. Juvi tags Kazarian, he hits a springboard dropkick on Nosawa.
Guerrera tags Sabin, apparently everyone wants to beat up stupid Nosawa. Lynn
hits a blind tag on Nosawa, then springboard dropkicks him and pins him (???)
for two (???). Then Nosawa just leaves. Sabin and Lynn with some
counter-wrestling, Sabin backdropped to the floor. Lynn from the apron with a
huracanrana. Inside, cover, two. Double clothesline, both men down. Tags to
Nosawa and Juvi. "Juggalo" chant, then an "ICP" chant as
Nosawa hits a release German suplex. Juvi hits a goddamned fisherman Michinoku
Driver to eliminate Nosawa at 03'44". The fans boo because they
think ICP is the coolest. Everyone doing stuff to each other now. Juvi in with
Kazarian, headscissors takeover by Guerrera. Seated dropkick to Kazarian. Man,
Juvi is on point. Briefly on the floor, back in, standing switch, Juvi with the
Rey Jr. deke-out that became a real move, Sabin gets a blind tag on Juvi.
Kazarian has Juvi on his shoulders, Sabin gets a springboard dropkick to
Guerrera. Don thinks Sabin should've tried to pin Juventud there, because if you
haven't gathered, Don West is fucking stupid. Lynn hits a legdrop across the
back of Sabin's neck after a blind tag, then gets a slingshot splash for two.
Juvi blind tag on Lynn, springboard dropkick to Sabin. Enough springboard
dropkicks for crap's sake. Blind tag by Kazarian on Juvi. Enough blind tags for
crap's sake. I got it the first 11 times. Kazarian is wearing Test leather pants
instead of little spandex shorts, by the by, because he knows what a ladies man
Test is. Lynn is in with Frankie now. Sabin tags Lynn while Lynn is on the
apron, which you can't do I don't think, but what the hell, why not. This shit
doesn't make any sense anyway. Wave of the Future on Sabin, cover, foot on the
rope. Suddenly, Frankie remembers he's supposed to be distracted by poontang,
and Sabin hits the Cradle Shock (fireman's carry -> Michinoku Driver) for the
elimination at 08'34". Guerrera in with Sabin, stuff, Lynn tags Juvi,
Lynn sends Sabin into a dropkick from Juvi. Cover, two. Juventud tags Sabin
while Sabin's on the apron, this is killing me. This match is killing me softly.
Guerrera goes for the Juvi Driver, counter by Lynn, Sabin tries to sunset flip
Lynn, who hits Juvi with a German suplex for two. Smooth spot. Lynn sets for the
cradle piledriver, Sabin breaks it with an enzuigiri (why?). Juvi Driver on
Sabin! Cover on Lynn, Tenay is surprised he didn't cover Sabin, two count. Do
these guys know ANYTHING? I swear to God, Lynn and Juvi do very, very close to
the exact same buncha pins spot that Lynn did with Lance Storm at Anarchy Rulz
'99. Emerald Fusion on Guerrera, Lynn eliminates him at 11'39". Down
to Sabin and Lynn. Sabin with a slingshot into the turnbuckle, follows it with a
DDT out of a powerbomb position. Why not just DDT him? It's the same thing.
Anyway, cover, two, Lynn with a shoulder up. Sabin up top, Lynn cuts him off.
Lynn goes for a superplex, shoved off, Sabin back up, Lynn crotches him. Lynn
gets a really rough superplex for two. Michael Shane is on the ramp watching the
action now. God, he even chews gum like a young Shawn Michaels. Michael Shane is
sorta creepy, really. CHRIS SABIN BIG BOOT. Sabin with a brainbuster, two! Sabin
signals for the cradle piledriver, but Lynn isn't having it. Ref gets bumped,
Lynn sets for the TKO, Sabin drops down, Shane's attempt at hitting Lynn with
the belt misses and he nails Sabin. Lynn hits a DDT on Shane, and follows with
the cradle piledriver on Sabin! Cover, two, three at 15'09". The
Lynn-Sabin part was really good, a lot of the rest of it was less sloppy than
usual but so much of it went against my great, great knowledge of professional
wrestling that it brought the match down.
--Retarded tag team deluxe Mad Mikey (in a Spongebob Halloween costume) and Shark Boy are not sure what they're doing with Scott Hudson. To make up for them being so stupid, Ekmo and Sonny Siaki beat them up.
--Don West shits his pants over this whereas Tenay doesn't seem to care and wants to go back to last week when Russo pulled a powerplay on TNA. Last Thursday, Piper was at the TNA office in Nashville, who told him that they really had chosen Russo. Then Tenay had the chance for a sitdown interview. Let's give this a go. Tenay understands that Piper came to the offices to hear it from them. "I tell ya, it wasn't the best meeting I ever had. The TNA officials are businessmen, they're corporate. And their decision, I had a hard time believing it, to be quite honest, and the reason I came back here, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, flower this. I came back, almost to plead, of, uh, I've got something to give back to these folks, the NWA. NWA saved my life when I was 15 years old. (CUT) You know a guy's gotta be honest about what's going on all the time, in my belief. Vince Russo come and said, y'know, Piper, you're doing this for your ego, or are you really doing this for the wonderful, the great talent that we have at the NWA, are you doing this for your ego? I must admit that I didn't have an answer for that. That's a pretty legitimate, as much as I hate to admit it, that's a pretty legitimate question." Tenay wonders how he would address that now. (CUT) "NWA, right now, is a rocketship ready to take off, and yes, I want to be part of that. that's part of my ego, you betcha. I've done it in I don't know how many places. I have come in and been a main eventer, and sold it out, and yeah, I wanna be on that rocketship. I wanna take off with that rocketship with all these guys, and they've got some tremendous talent. (CUT) To get dragged out and thrown out of a building, after what I've contributed to it? (CUT) So where's my heart? My heart has always been with the NWA. On the other hand, as a businessman I went wherever I had to, and did whatever I had to do, but I'm not gonna lie to you. I stand up, I say what I mean, and I mean what I say, and I just got fired. AGAIN."
--Don Callis and Redshirt Security are in the ring now. Callis had the toughest decision of his career in TNA last week, choosing between two of the biggest names in this industry. Piper is banned from the Asylum for life. He didn't do it because it's what he wants, he did it because it's what all of us want. It's in all our best interests. "I know that deep down inside, in places you don't like to talk about at the Sunday dinner table, you WANT Vince Russo on this show, you NEED Vince Russo on this show." Okay there Col. Jessup, that was great. Once you make one tough decision, the next one is that much easier, which brings him to Jarrett. Essentially, Callis has four words for him: "Jeff Jarrett, you're" and here's Erik Watts. Oh fabulous. He has the Blackshirt Security guys from earlier with him, and they're wielding chairs to make up for being midgets. Apparently their names are Chris Vaughn and Rick Santel. "Hey hold on a second, um...DON CALL-ASS." Oh god. Erik Watts thinks DX was the pinnacle of pro wrestling history. Watts announces that in the next 30 days, Jeff Jarrett will get a shot at A.J. Styles. Tonight, though, he'll take on Christopher Daniels. Watts calls Styles and Russo gay, and says that tonight, Styles will take on Dusty Rhodes in a bunkhouse brawl. Also, Gilberti, Diamond and David Young will take on 3 Live Kru in a six-man match with the tag belts on the line. That's not it, though! Raven, Punk and Julio against Douglas and the New Church in a six-man dog collar match. But hold on! Chris and Rick will get to take on Redshirt Security. Right now.
--Redshirt Security (Kevin Northcutt and Ryan Wilson) v. Blackshirt
Security (Chris Vaughn and Rick Santel): Well, we're underway. The size
discrepancy is pretty big here. Wilson and Vaughn start. Spinebuster on Vaughn.
Beatdown in the corner, tag to Northcutt. Listen, here's the match. Northcutt
and Wilson murder Vaughn for five and a half minutes before Santel gets the hot
tag. Santel hits a flying forearm on Northcutt, but Wilson drills him with a big
boot. Vaughn is back in it, but there he goes to the floor, launched from a
gorilla press to the ramp. Northcutt gets a double underhook on Santel, but
Watts is in with a chokeslam for Northcutt. Santel covers, two, three at 06'22".
The crowd eats it up, Santel is hurt. This was done well but it wasn't very
exciting. 1/2
--Scott Hudson is with Terry Taylor. Hudson says Taylor has done it all. "I WAS a veteran. And I have no illusion of who and what I am, I'm a 48-year old father of two, and I'm not in the business anymore to wrestle. But I'll tell you what, when you spend 25 years of your life building something, and sweating for it, and working as hard as you can, giving everything you have, to pave the road for a snot-nosed punk like Kash to just sit there and spit on it, even an old guy like me sometimes has to stand up and fight for what he thinks is right. And in those 25 years, I've learned a thing or two, and the one thing I've learned is you don't go into a gunfight carrying a knife." Don wonders what he means by that as we go to the ring.
--Kid Kash (218, Johnson City, TN, with Abyss) v. Terry Taylor
(weightless, homeless): Taylor stops mid-way to the ring, his music stops,
and ready to join him are America's Most Wanted. See, he's coming prepared. He
got AMW, who are guns. Taylor looks in pretty good shape. They're pushing that
Taylor hasn't wrestled since August 1995 against Ric Flair. Kash starts cocky
with go-behinds and shoves and stuff. Amdrag by Kash followed with some jumping
jacks and flexing. Taylor comes back a bit, Kash bails and shoves Abyss. Some
kinda MIND CONTROL, says Don West. Kash wants a test of strength, then switches
hands a lot. Tries a kick, Taylor grabs the leg, dragonscrew. Taylor with an
ankle lock, Kash gets the ropes. Hard right hand by Kash, Kash pummels him on
the ground. Then he bites him, because apparently he's Doink the Clown the
Bushwhacker. The one that wrestles old guys. Kash taunts with Taylor down.
Eyerakes from Kash with an armbar locked on. AMW tries to get the crowd going,
which works because people like them. Taylor with a jawbreaker, Kash with a
swinging neckbreaker. Kash with a double-springboard crossbody, two count. Kash
yells at Abyss to go get him, but AMW cut him off. They turn their backs, now
they're both down. Inside, Taylor hits an atomic drop, then an inverted atomic
drop. Abyss is in the ring, he misses an avalanche, but then hits the Black Hole
(The Rosey). Storm takes out Abyss, Harris spears the shit out of Kash. Taylor
has the cover, three count at 06'11". This was the best of these
matches that I've seen, but to be fair, I never saw the Larry Zbyszko one, and
you know how great he is. 1/2
--Scott Hudson is in Erik Watts' office. Vince Russo is there screaming and hitting plants with a bat. Watts can also knock plants over, though. Watts says he could take that bat and stick it up Russo's ass and make him a popsicle. Game's on, brother, says Watts. Russo tells Watts to remember him. If I've ever hated a pair of guys in a skit more than I did just now then goddamn, I don't remember what it could've been.
--Christopher Daniels (232, Los Angeles, CA, with his three followers) v.
Jeff Jarrett (238, Hendersonville, TN): Word around the locker room,
according to Mike Tenay, is that Daniels has told his three nerds not to
interfere. Collar-and-elbow, Jarrett with a single-leg takedown, Daniels kicks
him off. Daniels takes the early advantage with some strikes, off the ropes,
Jarrett with a backdrop. Daniels clotheslines Jarrett to the floor. Outside,
Jarrett turns the tide with some rams into the guardrail and stuff. All the
minions are backing off like Daniels wants. Jarrett up top, comes off, Daniels
catches him with a rock bottom, called a chokeslam by Tenay. Headbutts from
Daniels, clothesline puts Jarrett down. Daniels hooks a triangle choke, using
the middle rope to help him out. Vertical suplex, cover, two. Daniels with
another rock bottom, followed with a gorgeous double-springboard moonsault for
two. The ugly little bald follower (they're all ugly, really) can't believe it.
Daniels demands that the crowd NOT cheer Jarrett, which they were already doing
anyway. Don has ALWAYS thought Daniels was championship-caliber. Jarrett finally
gets some offense with an enzuigiri. Jarrett wins a battle of rights and hits a
dropkick. Irish whip reversed, Daniels charges the corner, Jarrett with a back
elbow. Jarrett up top, Daniels just stands there, crossbody, two count. Really
awful running crossbody by Jarrett, Daniels rolls through, two count. Daniels
goes for an enzuigiri, Jarrett blocks, figure-four, Daniels counters with an
inside cradle. Daniels hits a spinning sit-out powerbomb. The followers have
interfered, and Jarrett pushes one into the ropes, which crotches Daniels up
top. Daniels falls off, Jarrett gets an inside cradle, that's it at 07'18".
That's just wonderful. Daniels takes lanky ugly guy's belt and beats ugly little
bald guy with it. The match was pretty good, all Daniels, but the ending was
stupid and it was too short. What a resolution to the Daniels-Jarrett feud, and
I really do assume that's it.
1/2
--Scott Hudson is standing by the 30th time tonight, this time with Dusty Rhodes. "Well you know it's not even about a bunkhouse brawl, this is about respect. Respect for the ones that came before you. Respect for the ones that made the table, and put the food there that you're eatin' off. It's about respect, it's about A.J. Styles standin' up on your own two legs. Standin' up off your honches, not goin' to that pay winda, with that one Russo comin', gettin' his cut, countin' it out, like a wino on the street. It's about respect! You are the world's heavyweight champion. In the peckin' order of our industry, there are guys that show up, just to try to get to the preliminaries. Then there's guys at the preliminaries, that get to the semifinals, maybe they get a little money and maybe they don't. Then there are main event guys, that's you. You carry the world's heavyweight championship! I seen that glimma in your eye. Then you talk about there's legends a little higher than the main event guys. Well that's true, you might be a legend killer, but I am an I-CON! And there's only a handful of I-CONS. You're gonna learn respect, one way or the other, or Vince Russo is gonna drag you down, to the GUTTA, to the GUTTA, to the GUTTA that his ass lives in. And bunkhouse, you know I brought my old pickup tonight and there's about four or five old fat girls out there, sittin' on it, waitin' for me to come out. I'm gonna go out and shoo the flies off of it, see if I can find a little tape, I'm gonna teach ya about respect, in just a few minutes. I'm goin' outside and get myself together, I might even have me a beer while I'm out there." Dusty is awesome.
--NWA World Tag Team Championship Six-Man Match - 3 Live Kru (Konnan, Ron
Killings & B.G. James, challengers) v. Simon Diamond, Glenn Gilberti &
David Young (champions): Bell rings, but the heels run away and 3LK talks.
Konnan calls Gilberti and Diamond gay, then speaks on this. So we're a minute in
and Konnan and Diamond are ready to lock it up. Konnan's unda-wears is showing
as usual. Konnan wants a hammerlock russian legsweep, but one of them isn't
doing it right so Konnan stops and then suggests Simon suck his dick, which
seems to work against his gay insults toward the opposition. Tag to James, tag
to Young. I don't get why Road Dogg is doing karate poses, does Young do karate
stuff? Also, does Young always wrestle in these pants, or did he just not know
he was going to be wrestling? Killings gets the tag, whassup legdrop, although
they didn't say whassup. Heels regrouping on the floor as the crowd chants
"Truth." Killings is so over. Gilberti and Killings in, Killings gets
a leg lariat for two. Killings gets distracted in the heel corner, taking Young
and Diamond out, but Gilberti takes advantage. Tag to Diamond. West said a
moment ago that Konnan and James may be the heart of 3LK, but Killings is the
strength. I think he started to want to make a point, then didn't know how, so
he just stopped. What he was trying to say is Killings is the one that doesn't
suck. Although that's a bit unfair, sometimes Konnan is kinda good. Anyway, the
match. The heels are working Killings over, which is getting good heat. Killings
and Gilberti crawl, tags to James and Young. Don says James hasn't been in yet,
which is untrue and a complete falsity. Crazy legs kneedrop on Simon, pin
attempt, ref counts on the illegal man. James goes for the pumphandle slam on
Young, Gilberti breaks. Konnan hits Gilberti with the X-Factor, superkick by
Diamond on Konnan. Killings comes in, but gets caught with a loud superkick.
Look, TNA. Enough with the leg slapping. No one does it right. Diamond up,
Killings up top, missile dropkick hits. Killings and James discuss current
events, and then Killings flies over the top onto Simon. Don says he's "so
agile for a big man." TNA BACKWARDS CHAIR SHOT FROM THE OUTSIDE FINISH!!
Yes! It's been like, weeks! Young covers James, that's it at 09'57".
This was alright I suppose.
--Outside, A.J. Styles is attacking Dusty Rhodes. I guess this is the bunkhouse brawl. Well, a bell rings and there's a ref.
--Non-Title Bunkhouse Brawl - Dusty Rhodes v. A.J. Styles (NWA World champion, with Vince Russo): Rhodes and Styles brawl around, Russo hits Dusty in the leg with his boot. Well, they brawl. That's about all there is to it. They're coming into the building now. Russo has stolen Dusty's headband and looks like Bruce Springsteen in 1985. Into the ring, more brawling, A.J. pulls his belt off and Russo chokes Dusty with it. Dusty gets out, pulls Styles' pants down, and spanks him. Dusty has a belt and Russo is left in the ring. He wants to leave, but here comes Jarrett. Styles ran away, by the way. Here comes Trinity in a very short dress with a very small thong, and Don West apparently just had an orgasm. Dusty spanks Trinity too. I guess that's it at 04'26"? Oh it's been thrown out. That's nice.
--To ringside with Mike and Don. Next week: Sonny Siaki & Ekmo v. Shark Boy & Mad Mikey, pt .2 of the Piper interview, Michael Shane v. Jerry Lynn for the X division title, Kid Kash & Abyss v. AMW. Here comes A.J. Styles, and I think he just called Mike and Don "sugartits." Styles has never been so embarrassed, and deserves more respect than being spanked by Dusty Rhodes. "I do not get respect from marrying...I did not get respect from marrying the boss' daughter. I get respect because I earned it." Oh man, take that, mystery target. Styles challenges Dusty for next week, with the NWA title on the line. Russo says that won't be happening, so next week we'll have Styles and Russo against Dusty and Jarrett. Oh shit thank god finally best news I heard all day.
--WARNING: The following footage contains disturbing and graphic images. Viewer discretion is advised. It's a video package for Douglas/Raven last week, highlighting the vomit and the scalping. The vomit was the best part.
--Scott Hudson is with James T. Reverend. "That's right, Vampiro was the final piece of a perfectly executed plan, to teach Raven the real meaning of true pain, true loss and true humiliation. And I've got to admit it worked out just fine. Raven, I've gotta know, I've gotta know. How does it feel to know that you hold the distinction of being the first man in television history to be SCALPED in front of a live audience? How did it feel, when I took those large shears, with their shark-like teeth, and drove them into your skull, again and again and again? How did it feel, Raven, to watch clumps of your flesh hit the mat in a bloody pile, next to your precious hair? You know what, Raven, I think now, you finally understand what it means to be disfigured. Maybe now you understand MY pain. (finger) But I'm not through with you yet. You see tonight, your Gathering is going to face the Franchise Shane Douglas and my New Church in a dog collar match. Six men, attached at the neck by a steel chain, like wild animals. A chain that can be used to rip, cut, choke and maim. Raven, you stand guilty of crimes against me which you have yet to confess. And tonight, my friends will serve as the sole judges, the jury, the executioners. Hahahaha!"
--Six-Man Dog Collar Match - Shane Douglas & The Disciples of the New
Church v. Raven, C.M. Punk & Julio Dinero: Raven and pals have the
chains on as they run to the ring, and attach them to the opponents. The ties:
Raven and Douglas, Punk and Slash and Julio and Sinn. You know what I want to
get done is this show, so let's speed through this match, because it sucks and
you aren't missing much if I half-ass this. This is just a bunch of brawling, as
expected. Douglas looks exceptionally weak, as usual. Douglas looks like he
wants to puke about four times, and I really wanted him to. Everyone blades.
Julio pins Sinn at 07'49", which we don't even see.
Here comes Vampiro! He's got James T. Reverend with him. The heels drag the Gathering back to the rafters and hang them. Weird ending. (Duh.)
Okay see you next week.