Previously: People did moves! All in slow motion, by the looks of it. Even slow motion hair cutting! They really drag out these shows on three match weeks.

Announcers introduce the show from outside the building.

Drago wishes us a happy new year.

Upcoing Events

01/17: Nauclapan
01/30: Toluca
02/09: Ecatepec

Match 1: Angélico, Fénix, Jack Evans vs Juventud Guerrera, Pentagón Jr., Steve Pain
Auditorio de la Gente, Tepic, Nayarit, 12/08/2013

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 16:15
Rating: good
Notes: They cut out Steve Pain tripping and falling with Juvi on his shoulders! BOOOOOO. They do cut to everyone reacting and laughing about it, so that's great. Fenix has his title belts. Jack and Angelico have their title belts. Piero is referee.

Angelico and Pain start with basic counters leading leaning to a pain kick and standing moonsault for two. Angelico rolls over Pains' back, sweep miss high kick connects bit, then some more evasion to set up a headscissors sending Pain out. Juvi and Fenix in, Juvi not impressed by Fenix's rope cartwheel in. They start on the mat, Juvi getting a bridging cradle for two before they battle over headlocks and waistlocks for a second. Juvi connects with an enziguri, which staggers Fenix. Chops and slaps back and forth. Juvi knocks down Fenix with a back elbow and covers for two. Fenix and Juvi exchange high kicks, with Fenix landing harder with a superkick. Double clothesline knocks each other down. They face off again, slaps each other, and both get dropkicked by Jack and Pentagon (Juvi falling on Pentagon in the process.) Lockup, Pentagon throws Jack back, Jack flips thru it, then evades and kicks with more flips. Pain in, Jack flips under and cartwheel kicks him in the head, Angelico adds a wheel kick and back of the head kick. Jack running inverted facelock, Angelico kicks it, Fenix crushes Pain with a springboard legdrop. Fenix and Jack crack Juvi with kicks, kick to the chest and back, Angelico running kicks to the chest. Angelico flips Jack over for a splash on Juvi, but is mostly misses and sort of turns into a knee drop. Fenix boost off of Angelico's back for his own twisting senton, which goes a bit better. Angelico covers, only get two. Pentagon in, and triple teamed by the técnicos. He fights free, and takes out Fenix with the Sling Blade. Angelico tries the upkick and Pentagon legdrops him again. Other rudos in and pounding the tag champs. Jack kept in to be slapped hard. Whip, Jack tries a spin kick. Juvi ducks under, then all three rudos press Jack into a Juvi super gutbuster. Pain and Pentagon adds dropkick to the head. Fenix slides in and lunges at Pain to knocks him down, but Pentagon pulls the técnicos off. Chops. Pentagon tosses Fenix into a Pain cutter. Juvi Shining Wizard on Fenix. Angelico comes and starts jabbing Pentagon, but Pentagon shrugs it off with kicks. Powerbomb/plancha combo on Angelico. Rudos hold Angelico down so Pentagon can do the Eterno memorial low blow dropkick, though it takes a while for them to get in the right position. Cover, two count. Break.

Fenix corner whip, and it's the first corner whip after a break, so off course Fenix is countering the charge. Kick to Steve Pain, step off him to sort of armdrag Juvi, but Pentagon shuts it down with a big clothesline. Rudos whip Fenix, Fenix comes back with a handspring double back elbow – or maybe not that, because the rudos don't go down right away for it. Timing just looks off. Jumping spin kick to Pentagon's head. Fenix desperate to make a tag – unsure why – Pain grabs his leg, Fenix stomps him and tags in Angelico. Clothesline for everyone. Clothesline for everyone again. Pain ducks his, and Jack and comes in (without a tag) and spin kick him in the head. Fenix wipes out Pain with a running tornillo to the floor. Jack cartwheel kicks Pentagon out, then does a tornillo version of his usual dive. Angelico sunset flips Juvi, Juvi blocks it, then Angelico just finishes it anyway one two NO. Odd. Whip, Juvi sunset flip, Angelico double stomps him. Angelico goes for a camel clutch, Juvi breaks free, Angelico double stomps him again, one two NO. This is an odd sequence. Angelico with a odd wrap around into a split legged faceslam, but Pain breaks up the pin. Pain evades Angelico's corner charge, and drops him with a spinebuster. Fenix sneaks in behind Pain, kicks him, and runs into Pain's kick. Double pumphandle face first powerbomb, one two NO. Whip, Fenix springboards caught by Pain, Fenix crucifix cradle (slam?), one two Pentagon breaks it up. Pentagon tosses Fenix into a big powerbomb, Jack breaks up the pin. Juvi in, but quickly whipped out by Jack's forearms and kicks. Pentagon misses a corner charge, Jack hangs him and takes his out with the knee lift to the face. Juvi in again, breaking up the pin with a dropkick. Juvi suplexes Jack, Jack slips behind, Juvi heel kicks him in the midsection, Jack puts Juvi on the top rope, Jack fights Juvi off and goes back to the mat. Not sure what the plan is here. Jack tries to suplex Juvi, Juvi blocks it, Juvi brainbuster Jack. Fenix breaks up the pin. Fenix flips Juvi to the apron and double stomps him on the back there. Juvi start to roll in, then goes out, and Fenix follows with an Asai tornillo. Pain waits for Fenix to get up, runs and launches with a Brillo Dorado. Pentagon ready to dive (!??) but Angelico cuts him off and lifts him on his shoulders. Jack with the big double stomp into the moonsault to the floor. Angelico does something to Pentagon, one two NO. Crowd loses it's mind, they thought it was it. I have no idea what it was, happened to fast for them to show. Crowd shot as Angelico goes up, and then back as Pentagon's crotches him. Angelico shoves Pentagon off to the apron, and Fenix pulls Pentagon to the floor. Pain in and grabbing Angelico now, but Angelico blocks gets free, and crotches Pain. Crucifix powerbomb, Jack 630 senton, Fenix tornillo senton doesn't hit right, one two three.

Tecnicos celebrate for about five seconds before Pentagon destroys them all with a chair. Fans aren't even done cheering for the win. Pentagon grabs a table from the crowd (?) and the rudos et up Fenix to go thru them, but Joe Lider and Crazy Boy rush out for the save. They clear out Juvi – Pain is still down from the finish, so the rudos just stomp him out. Pentagon helpfully just stands on the topes until the técnicos are ready for him, though Crazy does hit him with a chair to let Fenix get free. Pentagon takes a super DDT off of Crazy Boy's shoulders onto the table (though it was mostly Joe Lider hitting the table first because that's how a DDT works.) Pain randomly takes down Crazy Boy and punches him a bunch until Crazy punches him once. Lider and Crazy set up a couple chairs and pour thumb tacks on them, then powerbomb/clothesline Juvi threw them.

Electroshock wishes us a happy new year.

Match 2: Blue Demon Jr. vs Electroshock for the AAA Latin American Championship
Auditorio de la Gente, Tepic, Nayarit, 12/08/2013

Winner: Blue Demon
Match Time: 17:45
Rating: ok
Notes: Seconds are Aerostar (Blue Demon) and Fenix (Electroshock.) Referee is Piero.

The “Lucha Contra El Cancer” video board promo is well timed. Electroshock runs right into a backdrop, Demon misses a dropkick to follow up, and Electroshock dropkicks him out. Tope in the first minute. Slow tope, but an Electroshock tope anyway. Demon pulls Electroshock down, goes back in for his down dive, Electroshock ducks, and Demon slaps him down. Demon back in and looking around the crowd. Electroshock sneaks in behind and gives Demon a horrible backcracker, pulling him into a sort of bodyscissors sleeper. Cavernaria goes a better. Not sure where the first 10 minutes of this CMLL match went. Demon breaks free. Demon trips up Electroshock and goes for a leglock, though it's not clear he has it in at first. Maybe an ankle scissors? Electroshock is a lot of pain, but runs it around into an Indian deathlock. Demon escapes into an elevated bow and arrow, Electroshock flips free and falls on top. Standoff. Circling. Electroshock ties up Demon, trips him up and sort of puts on a hold on the mat. Into a surfboard. Demon turns out of it, but Electroshock turns him back into it. Demon sort of flip kicks out of it. Electroshock claps his approval. Demon holds Electroshock down with a wristlock, which requires Electroshock to bridge up. Electroshock tries a seated armbar, doesn’t get far with it. Why does Electroshock have treads on his boots? Electroshock gets out, puts on a half crab/armbar. Crowd stated out pretty excited, is less so. Electroshocks switch to an armscissors/armbar. Demon grabs the ropes to get free. Demon double underhook slam for two. Demon slow Flatliner (maybe?) and he ties up Electroshock's legs. Demon lets go, armdrags Electroshock, and stops short of a Demon dropkick. Demon trips him anyway, misses a splash, but armdrags Electroshock away. Electroshock rolls backward and armdrags Demon. Trips and faceoff. This gets the crowd back into it. Break.

Niño Hamburguesa wishes up a happy new year.

Electroshock with a strange figure four. Andres calls is a classic leg hold, I don’t recognize it. Electro switches to a tying up the leg and pulling Demon's mask. Piero warns Electroshock, Demon almost gets to the ropes, and Electroshock pulls him back anyway. Tapatia. Up and down, up and down again. Rolled back for the double pin, both get out at two. Demon with a standing octopus, then a cradle for one. Demon and Electroshock talk. Chops, which immediately turn into forearms. Demon kicks Electroshock and puts him in a cavernaria. Demon's pinning himself, but it's not picked up on – it is the first hold where people thought it might end the match, but it does not. Electroshock breaks free. Corner whip, Demon gets his elbow up, Electroshock charges in again, Demon kicks him and bulldogs him. One two NO. Demon slams Electroshock, climbs up, and Electroshock throws Demon down. Electroshock goes out, climbs up, and jumps into Demon's feet. One two NO. Electroshock kicks Demon, goes for a powerbomb, Demon backdrop, Electroshock sunset flip for two Demon sunset flip for two. Chops and whip reversals. And back to sunset flip reversal spots. Corner whip, Electroshock blows a corner sunset flip, Demon reverses it and grabs the ropes (??), Piero catches on at two. Demon acknowledges Piero has a point. Demon charges into a Electroshock fujiwara armbar. Demon is in trouble, but crawls to the ropes and get the bottom one. Electroshock slams Demon and goes up. Top rope splash, one two NO. Electroshock kicks Demon in the back and goes up. Electroshock jumps into a weak Demon dropkick. Demons starts of a half crab armbar, Electroshock reaches for the ropes, Demon blocks it and grabs his arms, and Demon submits him. Crowd cheers loudly.

Konnan, Daga, unmasked Psicosis, Texano and Fantasma corner Perro Aguayo. Despite totally turning on them before, they still want him to meet with Jeff Jarrett about his deal. Perro doesn't want to talk about anything until the match is over. Heels are fine with that. Not sure why this conversation happened.

Match 3: Cibernético, el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, El Mesías, La Parka vs Daga, Jeff Jarrett, Parka Negra, Psicosis
Auditorio de la Gente, Tepic, Nayarit, 12/08/2013

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 9:28
Rating: below average/ok
Notes: Despite quitting the Perros del Mal on the last show, Psicosis & Daga still come out to that music and are still listed as Perros del Mal on the on screen graphic. Karen and the other valet hold the American Flag behind Jeff, and don’t appear to realize they're holding it backwards. Jeff is still throwing out tortillas. Mesías has random people twirling flames. Kraneo and the rudos kind of just get in the way of the parade. Piero is referee.

Rudos jump the técnicos while Parka is dancing. Brawling. Mesías manges to knock Parka Negra down and clothesline them both back in, which seem to turn the match around (or maybe there was a clip here?) Parka Negra wildly charges Perro, misses, and goes over the top, setting up Daga's Superman dive onto many people. Mesías comes back in while the other six guys brawl. Mesías punches Jeff, Karen grabs Mesías, Jeff grabs a chair swings and barely hits Mesías and not his wife. Karen falls down anyway, given the camera a very immodest angle. Announcers joke about it. I think the rudos are winning now, anyway. Mesías is bleeding, and Jarrett punches him a bunch. Jarrett shows off his fist to the crowd. I assume this has blood on it, but they shoot it from far away so it's thought to tell. They also haven't really shown Mesías' blood much, but the announcers are reacting to it. Jarret keeps the other técnicos from coming and smashes Mesías into the chair. Psicosis does a struts on the outside. Jarrett gives Mesías an unprotected chair shot. Jarrett struts, only they shoot it so Parka Negra and Psicosis are on the apron cheering for it and blocking anyone from actually seeing it. Alas. There's another weird someone hit the wrong button here. Parka Negra and Parka in, only Parka turns it around already because this match has no flow. Parka goes after Parka Negra's mask, and the rudos eventually decides to break it up. Psicosis and Daga get the better of Perro and Cibernético. Perro makes faces. Perros just stop fighting for a moment, then whip Cibernético and Perro into the same corner, somewhat slowed by Perro's unwillingness to sell. Corner whip, Perro flip to the apron, Cibernético clothesline the técnicos. Perro clotheslines both rudos himself and poses. Psicosis leaves, grabs a chair, this Perro in the back, tosses it Cibernético, and leaves. Wow, they're just totally repeating entire bits from last week, what a big show main event. Rudos come in to convince Perro that it was Cibernético who did it it, just like last week. This time, Perro and Cibernético settling by fist bump. Parka Negra and Daga dropkick them anyway, and then everyone stands around. Mesías comes back in and faces off with Jarrett. Mesías and Jarrett exchange punches, Jarrett off the ropes, Mesías punches him. Mesías runs into a Jarrett punch, Jarrett runs into a Mesías powerslam. Psicosis break it up, and then maybe fouls Cibernético. I think he did, they just showed it from a bad angle. Cibernético charges into a Psicosis boot, Psicosis jumps into a goozle, Psicosis breaks free, Cibernético stunners him anyway. Daga dropkick Cibernético out, and Perro faces off him. Daga superkicks Perro, but runs into a overhead belly to belly. Piero goes up, top rope double stomp on him. Parka Negra knocks down Perro, Parka gives him a one armed quebradora. Parka dropkicks Negra out. Someone dives onto Negra, but the camera miss it – maybe a Perro silla? Cameras show Parka going for a tope, then cut away to show Perro on the ground, catching up after Parka's missed his dive. Cibernético's tope con giro is caught at the last second by the camera. Mesías and Jarrett in, Mesías throws Jarrett out one way, then climbs up on the other side of the ring to get in this plancha on everyone else. Mesías gets right back up and goes in, so I have no idea why he did that dive besides he wanted to get in that spot. Mesías punches around Jeff, Karen grabs him again, and this time Jeff kicks Karen by mistake. Mesias spears Jeff, goes up top, and lands a splash. One two three.

Jeff cracks Mesías with the guitar immediately after the match because no one's allowed to have notice things. Jarrett has second guitar (?!?) and this Parka with it, though it doesn't break. Los Consejo run in and attack the técnicos. Perro comes in with chair, and the rudos tell him to hit Cibernético. Konnan walks out, confused. Perro throws down the chair and Karen picks it up. Jeff and Karen argue, and Karen give the chair to Cibernético. Konnan teases hitting Cibernético, then – as he's about to tease hitting Perro – Zorro's music plays. He's got his own chair. No cane? All the non-stars leave the ring as Zorro comes in. Zorro looks around, then hits Cibernético, hits Mesías and this Parka. Konnan waves everyone back in and Perro helps attack Cibernético. Crowd really doesn't react to this. Cut to Karen shoving Marisela, who's just smiling and not at all concerned. Psicosis stops her while putting on his Perros del Mal. Faby Apache runs down for some reason, and attacks Karen. Psicosis attacks her. Sexy Star runs down and attacks Faby apache for some reason. Faby's thrown in and powerbombed by Zorro. Dorian Roldan, who's lost even more weight, claps and joins everyone in the ring. He says all the guys in the ring are going to win all the times and welcomes them to the Nueva Sociedad. Taunting for his partners.