AAA on UTDN #98 (09/26/2013) 
Recapped: 10/02/13

Highlights from Naucalpan – Mexican Powers, Jack & Angelico winning, main event, Psycho and Texano

Today: minis! And a Consejo vs Psycho match to really mix things up.

Heroes Inmortales

Upcoming Tapings
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10/18: Puebla – Heroes Inmortales

Mini Abismo versus Dinastía recap.

Match 1: Dinastía & Máscarita Sagrada vs Mini Abismo Negro & Mini Charly Manson
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 09/05/2013

Winner: Rudos
Match Time: 11:05
Rating: very good
Notes: Rudos enter together. Dinastía has his belt. Piero is referee.

Sagrada and Abismo start, Sagrada getting in one armdrag before the rudos decide just to beatdown the técnicos. Abismo kicks Dinastía off the apron, Dinastía recovers to come in, and Abismo kicks him around some more. Abismo sets on untying Sagrada's mask for some reason. Sagrada's mask actually comes off on an Abismo stomp, though they do their best to ignore it. Dinastía is dumbed while the rudos whip Sagrada into a superkick. He's having a lot of trouble getting his mask back where he needs it, and lays on the mat fixing it when he really needs to roll out to get out of the way. Rudos put Dinastía in holds instead of trying to use the wrong, then go back to Dorada to make the comeback – flipping faceslam on Abismo while Dinastía dropkicks Charly. Sagrada unties' Abismo's mask – what match are they building up here?. Dinastía drops Charly with a quebradora. Dinastía lights up Abismo with kicks, but runs into a superkick as the match calms back down. Dinastía tries to flip out of the corner on space, kind of stumbles, but keeps on flipping. Backwards roll into a casadora armdrag sends Abismo out. Charly drops Dinastía with a dropkick, then armdrag Dinastía out, but Dinastía hangs out on the ropes to come back in. Dinastía kicks Charly, places him near the ropes, boost off Charly to go to the apron (?) , miss a forearm but lands a kick to the midsection, comes back in, and lands an outside in dropkick. Dinastía did a lot of extra set up get to that move. But he got to do more flips. Sagrada tagged back in. Charly fixes his pants and yells at the crowd. Sagrada casadora armdrag, rolling armdrag send Charly out. Rolling calms for Abismo, and a flipping armdrag to send him to the ropes. Abismo comes right back to the center of the ring to take a Sagrada headscissors. Charly superkicks Sagrada, nearly going over his head. Manson Devil's Wings, but only for two. Manson exploder suplex, and Dinastía breaks it up. Float around DT on Manson, casadora cradle, two count. Reversal and counters, set up a Dinastía running shooting star press, and Mini Abismo break sit up at that point. Mini Abismo torques Dinastía in a scorpion, and Sagrada breaks that up. Spinning armdrag into headscissors takes Abismo out, and Sagrada climbs up top – top rope plancha. Back inside, Manson gets in a nice jumping knee and a super armdrag for two. Charly whips whips Dinastía, Dinastía back with a snap headscissors for still two. Dinastía can't believe it was only two. Reversals, Dinastía spinning kick doesn’t come near where it was supposed to be but Charly sells it anyway. Dinastía to the apron for a dive, Charly trips him up and goes in himself. Springboard plancha to the floor wipes them both out, Dinastía taking it with his head. Charly back in, as is Sagrada. Sagrada torito one two t-NO. Crowd thought that was it. Mini Abismo in, and knocking Charly out of the ring with a hurried dropkick. Sagrada torito blocked, Abismo kind of gets in the foul (more to the leg) and powerbombs Sagrada very hard. Sagrada grabs his head and gos out. Dinastía missile dropkicks Abismo, one two NO. Crowd again thought it was it. Crowd is very loud even though we don’t see people reacting on camera. Dinastía German suplex only gets two. Dinastía huracanrana, Abismo turns into a powerbomb, and then a reverse figure four. Dinastía is hurting, and gives up quick.

Mini Abismo says he's going to win Dinastía's championship. Dinastía disagree. They shake hands.

Upcoming Tapings.

Next taping: SLP on 10/02.

Highlights of Angelico & Jack winning and Mexican Powers vs Perros del Mal. Which has nothing to do with this match that I can figure. They were tag teams.

Match 2: Aerostar & Drago vs Cuervo & Scoria and Eterno & Steve Pain
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 09/05/2013

Winner: Aerostar & Drago
Match Time: 10:24
Rating: good
Notes: Steve Pain has a US flag, and a bandanna around his mouth to work with Eterno's contraption. Hooray team unity. Cuervo and Escoria have the edecans with them, though neither side really seems interested in the other. Drago has his belt. There's no mention of this being any part of a tournament. Secta jump the técnicos right before the whistle. Referee is Piero.

Pain and Eterno are happy to join in, but La Secta want them to go away. They insist, get pushed away again, and decide they might as well attack Cuervo and Scoria instead. Back in the announce booth, they seem to have figured this is for a title shot. Drago & Aero escape while the two rudo teams fight. Aerostar fan club shot. Corner's forearmed down in the corner, Pain does his corner fake out flip, Eterno lands the dropkick and Pain adds his. Pain goes out on his dropkick, but comes back in to cover and Scoria breaks it up. Eterno & Pain chop him, then a flapjack him to set up for some kicks and a double dropkick to the head. Both cover, can only get one. Eterno pulls Scoria into the center of the ring and tries again, but can only get two. It seems odd that he would do that, but it's because he needs to be bent over so Drago can boost off of him for a headscissors on Pain. Aero in with a double rotation headscissors on Eterno, Drago gets a delayed torito on on Pain (stopped while going over) and Aero flattens Pain with a springboard plash. Drago add a dropkick and both técnicos cover, bu all the rudos break it up. Not sure why people are breaking up pins in an elimination match. Secta stomp the técnicos, then turn and forearm Eterno as well. Plenty of stomps for him too. Rudos crotch Eterno around the post. Aerostar comes and rolls around with Cuervo, but Scoria comes in and adds a kicks. Secta doing much better this week, but then it's not Cibernético and Perro. Aero's hung upside down and given a double dropkick. Drago kicked down as he comes in, then sat up for a double snap kick. Secta slowly set up a double submission – Scoria cristo on Drago and Indian Deathlock on Aerostar while Cuervo adds a crossface on Aero. Eterno waits until they get it on and then comes into kick it apart. Pain and Eterno clear the técnicos out, and Eterno stays in with Cuervo. Whip, Cuervo tries a huracanrana, Eterno Styles Clash, Aero breaks up the pin. Now everyone's done it. Eterno lands on the ropes, Aero rolls voe him to get there, swing kick and springboard plancha in one two Pain breaks the pin. That one actually makes sense! Pain forearms Aero, whip, high flapjack and I guess catches Aero with a knee coming down though the angle makes it look like he totally missed. (Possibly because he totally missed.) Double pumphandle face first powerbomb needs a better name, pin gets broken up by Scoria. Scoria Code Red (“Canadian!”) and Drago breaks up the pin. Drago escape a corner charge, tornillo bodyblock off, heel kicks to Scoria as he gets up, and a swinging neckbreaker. One two Cuervo tries to dropkick to break it up, misses, but we'll go with it anyway. Cuervo does make up for it by angrily stomping all over Drago. Drago headscissors is reversed into a spinning faceslam and it's Eterno's turn to break it up. Cuervo goes out, so Drago's stuck in longer. Eterno and Pain take turns chopping Drago. Crowd shot as the rudos set up something, but it doesn't appear something was cut out. Eterno runs to the ropes for a flying sit, Aero flips him to the apron, Eterno forearms Aero down and celebrate, but La Secta trip Eterno off the apron. Aero enziguris Pain as La Secta stomp down Eterno. Drago adds a casadora armdrag to send Pain out to the floor and falling comically, then Drago boost Aero into a dropkick on Cuervo as he comes in. Scoria walks into Drago's heel kick, then boosts Drago into a tornillo on Cuervo. Aero has a slow back and forth headscissors on Scoria, then a sort of Brillo Dorada onto him. Aero puts both feet on the inside of the ropes, which might make it tougher. Zuniga (accidentally?) calls it the “Aero Boom!” but that's good so we'll go with it. Tecnicos walk back to the ring, where Pain and Eterno are waiting to dropkick them. Oddly timed crowd shot. Pain and Eterno run and do double dives – Eterno tope con giro, Pain's own Brillo Dorada variation. Piero counters everyone out, quickly, but Drago and Aerostar are just waiting to get back in so I think they're good. Pain in, but Drago pulls off a springboard casadora cradle for two. Eterno in, Aerostar knocks him off and pulls of a springboard into a vertical splash? I don’t even know what to fall it, only it's somehow even more dangerous then his reverse tope. Zuniga goes with “Blind Fly”. Drago gives Pain a spinning DDT, but Pain's got to get right up so Drago can springboard armdrag into the Skayde Special for ththree. Hey, it's not elimination. I take back my mocking and save it for another day.

AAA técnicos won, so someone's got to run in to beat them up immediately. Espiritu immediately cracks everyone he can in the head with a chair. Ozz also runs to help collect people for beatings. Lots of stomping. Aero grabs his head, and Piero signals to the back for help which doesn't appear to be part of the story they're telling here. (Espiritu noticeably backs away from fighting him.) It doesn't stick out, because they're too busy beating up the other guys, but the camera do focus in on Aerostar being loaded face down on a stretcher. Drago gets a big spinning DDT on to a chair. A doctor comes in the ring to check on Steve Pain when the Secta stop to pose. Replays.

Aerostar talking about Antonio Pena coming up with his character leads into the promo from last week about finding new/old identities for Maxima Velocidad.

Lineup for the next match.

Next Show promo

Psycho Clown versus Texano Jr. recap.

Match 3: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Máscara Año 2000 Jr., Silver King, Texano Jr.
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 09/05/2013

Winner: Psycho Circus
Match Time: 11:13 (5:10+6:03)
Rating: ok
Notes: This is a lucha de captains match, where there are captains. Crazy concept for lucha libre. Texano and Psycho are the captains and they're the only ones who can be beat. Changuito is with the rudos. Mini Clown throws candy, but more straight up and not where anyone not standing in the aisle might be able to get it. Psycho Clowns have their belts. Referee is Piero. Psycho Circus line up outside, knowing they're going to get attacks they come and, do.

Psycho Clown makes his own quick comeback, then backs off to get the crowd to cheering for him instead of going after Texano. The other two Clowns do corner Psycho so he runs into Psycho wheel kick. Lasso revenge time, even before Texano's used the lasso himself. Texano runs away from chops, Consejo starts to leave with them, Psycho and Monster wonder, and Máscara just grabs a chair out of the crowd and this them with it. That's a way to turn around the match, I guess. Consejo takes Psycho in to the ring and hit him with loud chairs. Slingshot, clothesline, legdrop on Psycho. Silver dropkicks Murder as he comes in. Crowd chants Psycho as Murder gets boost dropkicked. Double dropkick for Monster. Break as the beatdown goes on.

Promo for – the dome cage, the lights out match (which is hard to see here), bull terrier, lumberjack strap match, the cage match. The idea is Antonio Pena created all these matches, which maybe not so much. Also, it's a promo for Heroes Inmortales, where none of these matches is currently announced happening.

Rudos beat up Mini Clown. Changuito does his middle rope splash, which gets no reaction. Sad. Monster grabs the lasso and tries to choke the monkey from the outside. No one but Piero is paying attention, and he pulls the lasso away. Rudos hold Psycho on the ropes long enough to let you know the comeback is coming, and the comeback happens on that whip. Everyone else spills out as Psycho hits Texano in the head with a chair. Psycho poses and everyone else back away from each other very slowly. Texano charges, is thrown out, and takes a tope from Psycho Clown. Mascara pump kicks Monster, Silver wheel kicks Murder. Clown whipped into each other and cradled, but Piero won't count since it's captains only. Rudos are angry, and attacked by the Clowns from behind. Murder drops Silver with snake eyes, to set up a spot where the Clowns are equally dumb and try to pin the lesser rudos after a top rope splash. Clowns argue with Piero, but don't get as much attacked. The fight continues, but Psycho and Texano more or less tell them to stop so they can fight instead. Texano is bleeding a lot in the face and I'm not completely sure why. Psycho and Texano are even on chops, even on clothesline, Psycho kick Texano, lifts him up, a and drops him with him with the Schwein one two Consejo pulls out Piero. Monster topes Silver, Murder sillas Psycho. Psycho tries a huracanrana, Texano blocks and drops him with a Styles Clash, one two NO. Texano grabs Piero, psycho grabs Texano, runs him around, kick, Canadian Destroyer one two three. Crowd cheers big for the win.

Psycho yells at Texano that he has no excuse now, Psycho beat him in the center of the ring. Texano says he wants to talk to the commission, because that was not a legal move. Well, that's an idea. Joaquin Roldan shows up to say he made the captains rules to settle this, Psycho beat Texano, so Psycho's getting a title shot at Heroes Inmortales. Psycho celebrates. Joaquin tells Texano he has to defend the title or he'll be kicked out the promotion.

Copa Pena highlights.

Zuniga interviwes Ozz, who's not concerned about being solo against Cibernético, Mesías and La Parka. La Secta are never solo, as the other three guys show up to interrupt the promo (with Cuervo doing most of the talking.) They didn't turn on Cibernético, Cibernético betrayed them. Cuervo says they're going to take care of Drago too.

Match 4: Cibernético, El Mesías, La Parka vs Chessman, Ozz, Parka Negra
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 09/05/2013

Winner: técnicos by DQ
Match Time: 12:41
Rating: eh
Notes: Zuniga refers to La Secta as “Hijo de Avernos” as a nickname because he's not really paying attention. Zuniga says Mesías is the best wrestler in Mexico, Puerto Rico and the United States which is probably news to Texano Jr. Crowd is into everyone, but especially La Parka. Copetes is referee. It's seven and a half minutes between the commercial break at the start of this match, though I guess it's good fun if you like entrances.

And then the match gets off to a slow start with the rudos not wanting to fight people. They settle on Mesías armdragging chessman around. All the rudos and técnicos get their turn It's not a full out showcase, but the rudos get little (especially Ozz) and set up the técnicos offense. Crowd is very excited to see Parka dance, and not as much when Parka Negra knocks him down to dance his own. Cameras cut away while Parka Negra does his awesome strut. Rudos get a cheap shot on Parka and all attack him. Copetes does a bad job of keeping the técnicos out. Cibernético gets in, but stomped down by Ozz. Rudos take over with a slow speed stomping beatdown. Rudos are very content to hold the técnicos near the ropes and choke them for long stretches. Cibernético flips Park to the apron on a corner whip, but Chessman just slaps both of the them to stop the comeback. Mesías thrown people around, but the rudos catch up with him. Whip for Cibernético, head down too soon, and he kicks and punches them. Ozz is shoved to the floor. Everyone stands around for a moment, then Mesías gathers himself and does a running tope con giro into Chessman. Cibernético clears hours of the other two. Parka helps clothesline people. Rudos are allowed to get up to have a chop fight with the técnicos, but badly lose that and are knocked out of the ring for more brawling. Everyone goes back to their corners to the técnicos can each beat up all three técnicos at once. Parka Negra just throws himself out of the ring for no real reason. Match has to slow down to give time for the rudos to comeback to life and be killed again. Mesías gives Chessman the Straight To Hell, but Parka Negra breaks it up and throws him out. Parka in and mocking Parka Negro on a double clothesline spot, then laying Parka out with a double clothesline. Both Parkas stay down, for no reason other than to set up Chessman and Mesías covering, then breaking up each other's pins. Chessman superkicks Parka Negra out by mistake, Parka punches Chessman repeatedly but Mesías spears him by accident for no real reason. Chessman poses and takes a backcracker. Ozz breaks up that pin. Ozz drops Mesías with a spinning side slam, but Cibernético breaks that up before even a count. Cibernético and Ozz punch and kick each other. La Secta sneak in thru the crowd – not sure why they need to sneak in – and all stomp down Cibernético. This week, blatant interference is a DQ.

La Secta all stomp down Cibernético – well, Ozz wanders around. The other rudos take care of Mesías and Parka. Double suplex for Cibernético and more stomps. Announcers say La Secta didn't care about the match, just embarrassing Cibernético. Secta do get about a minute of beatdown before Psycho Circus come in to easily beat Secta up. Secta don't run until after they're attacked. Parka and Cibernético are down for a while, though Mesías is up quick. Ozz throws a chair at the ropes from outside. Cibernético rolls out for some reason and gets attacked by La Secta gain, with the técnicos coming out after to run off La Secta. La parka is comically collapsing on the mat. Tecnicos all pose together to end the show.

Announcers wrap up.