Announcers, all five, introduce the show.
Match 1: Génesis & Metatrón vs Herodes Jr. & Zayco
Arena Mexico, 04/09/2013
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 13:16
Rating: poor
Notes: Referee is Rafael el Maya. This match is unfair.
1: Pairs are Herodes/Metatron & Zayco/Genesis. Mat wresting segment is really slow and uninteresting. Match only picks up when Herodes runs around light a fool, and even that doesn't last long. Crowd appears too bored to boo at first, but rises to the occasion.
2: Genesis showcase run is without incident. Metatron does his spots. Rudos randomly take over. Herodes lands a top rope double stomp on Genesis with a wheelbarrow set up, then monkey flips Metatron. Metatron travels two inches. It's better on the second try, but Zayco comes in to show him how to do it right. Herodes poses on Genesis while pinning him.
3: Zayco lands a double knee smash on Genesis' chest. Generic corner charge evasion starts the comeback, with the crowd not all caring and the técnicos not following up with anything more than pulling Herodes move. Genesis lands a sloppy missile dropkick to make sure he did something poor here. Metatron pulls Zayco into a cradle, Herodes breaks that up, and submits Metatron to his hold. Genesis either misses a moonsault or screws up a flip, and Zayco puts the match out if it's misery.
Match 2: Pequeño Halcón, Shockercito, Último Dragoncito vs Demus 3:16, Pequeño Violencia, Pequeño Warrior
Arena Mexico, 04/09/2013
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 13:43
Rating: eh
Notes: Referee is Tigre Hispano. Black Warrior again starts the match wearing his mask and a flag kilt, though they make him take off the mask before he actually gets going.
1: Warrior quickly ends up with a camel clutch on Shockercito, because of course he does. A cristo follows, Shockercito getting his face stretched more than actually hurt and escaping each time. Shockercito and Warrior screw up some multiple headscissors spot, with Shockercito stuck halfway and trying to keep it going fruitlessly. Violencia puts him out of his miserly. They go outside, Demus quickly beats Halcón. Double hiptoss for Dragoncito and Warrior runs around back and forth a couple times to finish with a sloppy legdrop.
2: Warrior does moves, pulls people up from moves. Violencia spend a couple minutes messing around with Shockercito on the ramp (including by his nose), before bringing him in for the toss in the corner powerbomb by Warrior. Shockercito immediately evades a corner charge to start the comeback. Crowd is turning on the match. Shockercito armdrags Violencia out, Warrior dropkick on Shockercito looks off (or is just edited oddly) and the técnicos immediately submit the rudos.
3: Match sets up a Shockercito/Violencia confrontation, but it only leads to a simple Shockercito armdrag and Violencia messing with the fans on the outside. Halcón gets his first reaction of the match for taking off his shirt. He doesn't last long before a Demus valagueza. Demus is immediately beat by Dragoncito.
Violencia knocks down Dragoncito, Violencia misses a clothesline and takes spinning armdrag out ( but not really) Warrior dropkicks Violencia out, Shockercito flying headscissors him, Warrior dropkicks Shockercito out and gets in his guillotine legdrop on Dragoncito. Shockercito and Violencia back in, Violencia just drops Shockercito on a 'rana, Demus distracts the ref, and Violencia is faking a foul when he comes back. Half effort even at this, to the point of absurdity. Violencia holds Shockercito's leg between his own, keeps it holding there as the referee turns on, and only the starts jumping up and down.
Match 3: Fuego, Metálico, Sagrado vs Hooligan, Nitro ©, Skándalo
Arena Mexico, 04/09/2013
Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 16:51
Rating: eh
Notes: Referee is Tigre Hispano. Isis is with the rudos. Fuego is not wearing his shoulder brace; unclear if his shoulder is now okay or if he just hasn't gone a new one since it broke.
1: Pairs are Sagrado/Nitro, Fuego/Skandalo, Metálico/Hooligan. They're without not until Hooligan breaks out the flipping run. Nitro helps out after Metálico sends out Hooligan, but only takes a tope to the head.
2: Hooligan entertains with silliness against Fuego, including tumbling down the steps after taking a headscissors. Nitro gets in the comic mood and takes a timber fall off a Sagrado superkick. Crowd not appreciative of the técnicos. Metálico chases Skándalo out after an armdrag for no reason, then argues with Isis and is attacked from behind by the rudos to start the beatdown. Tecnicos get in shots on the rudos, and Metálico seems to pick up a left leg limp. Skándalo neglects to tag in his partners for a while, then gives Fuego a very safe version of his alternate piledriver to beat him.
Hooligan has Sagrado beat with a legdrop but pulls him up for no reason. Nitro comes in to get in his move too, and submits Sagrado. Crowd boos this team too!
3: Low blow fall. Hooligan is suddenly in a hurry to pin, diving on top of Fuego after Nitro gives the técnico a layout frontcracker. Metálico and the referee argue about legal tags until Metálico remembers he can just ignore him. This end with Metálico taking a Skándalo low blow dropkick, so maybe don't be in a hurry for that tag. Fuego pulls out Nitro when going for another dropkick, and the técnicos clothesline a lot. The técnicos revenge low blow dropkick on Skándalo still gets a big reaction. Fuego topes Skándalo, Sagrado superkicks Hooligan and springboard tope con giros him. Nitro, who was literally walking thru spots with Sagrado just before the finish, is pinned without much of a fight.
Match 4: Rey Bucanero, Terrible, Tiger vs Blue Panther, Diamante, Stuka Jr.
Arena Mexico, 04/09/2013
Winner: TRT
Match Time: 11:43
Rating: okay
Notes: Comandante is with the rudos. Tirantes is referee.
1: Pairs are Panther/Bucanero, Stuka/Tiger, Diamante/Terrible. First two are mostly mat wrestling, okay quality. Terrible punches a kung fu posing Diamante in the side of the face. Diamante comes back, but gets caught on a casadora and takes a triple faceslam. Triple submission finishes it right after.
2: Rudos beatdown técnicos. Chops set up a Bucanero backcracker on Diamante. Plenty of Tiger superkicks. Camera switches miss some Terrible move on Stuka. Terrible celebrate too soon on a triple faceslam, and Diamante sneaks in the casadora cradle for the fall to boos.
3: Feint at one on ones ends quickly with the rudos all rushing the técnicos. Diamante immediately escapes a Terrible corner charge, and double clotheslines the smaller rudos. Diamante gets the best of Terrible with a walk up springboard armdrag and a tope con giro out. The match deviates from usual pattern. Panther quebradoras Bucanero around, but takes his third (at least) Tiger superkick of the match. Stuka breaks that up with a flying armdrag on Bucanero, but rolls backwards into the Tiger butt dropkick after some evasion. Stuka slaps Tiger right off the apron after flipping him there, puts Terrible down with a forward drop, goes up to, and does the Deadman's plancha to the outside instead of going to pin Terrible, nearly taking out Comandante in the process. Diamante misses something on Terrible not shown clearly. Bucanero seems confused, but stops to senton Diamante and then crossface Panther. Terrible submits Diamante to end it.
History: Rito Romero capsule. Juan Maldad may have an older computer than me.
Stellar Moments
Lance: Disturbio plancha on Molotov
Castigo: Raziel super Michinoku Driver on Pegasso
Doloroso: Blue Panther on Olímpico
Admirable: Máximo powerbomb Tiger.
Triunfo: Dragon Rojo Jr. ramp dropkick on Stuka, while his partners beat the other técnicos.
Match 5: Felino, Mr. Niebla, Negro Casas vs Diamante Azul, Máximo, Super Porky
Arena Mexico, 04/09/2013
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 12:27
Rating: eh
Notes: Referee is Maya. Zacarias is with Peste Negra
1: Felino is more serious than you'd expect with Diamante Azul on the mat, but it's not going to stay that way. Negro lets Super Porky know he's going to beat up his baby, and then complains greatly about Maximo's tactics. They both do the spin at the end. Niebla makes fun of Negro, falls of the apron, as he does. Niebla and Negro goof around some more. Porky splashes Niebla on a too soon drop down, rudos attack him, Máximo planchas both, they trip him up and kicks him in the face, and that's enough for a pin strangely. Double suplex on Azul sets up a Niebla splash for the fall.
2: Rudos use Porky as a weapon, but Negro gets squashed in the process. Everyone splash spot to set up Porky being pushed backwards on top for the pin. This was a nothing fall.
3: Comedy spots with Porky being fat to start. Niebla runs into some minimal effort armdrags, and Zacarias falls on him to send them both from the apron and to the floor. Zacarias wants to fight Máximo for some reason, gets a very pulled kick from Felino. Máximo and Niebla do their pose, and Zacarias kicks Niebla for playing nice. Niebla runs after him, and Niebla falls of the apron in exactly the same way again. Azul throws around the Casas Brothers, slaps Niebla to the corner, and lands the corner rolling senton. Felino somehow shoulderblocks Azul over to start off everyone hitting everyone. Niebla stops Porky from getting in shots with chops and breaks into his dance, but Máximo slips in, and gives Niebla the kiss of death. Negro breaks up that pin. Felino slams Porky, then falls on top for a pin, while Negro lays on Máximo (who was never hit, but never got back up from his cradle) for another pin. Azul comes in and breaks up the Felino pin, but they just ignore it. Niebla slams Azul and lands a middle rope senton, and the ref counts that too.
Announcers wrap up.