AAA on Televisa (Regional) #53 (11/11/2012) 
Recapped: 11/17/2012

Previously: Texano demanded a title shot and will get it, but then lost to Mesías anyway. Psycho Circus won matches.

Outside: Halloween takes Mari Apache out to a nice lunch – at a a table behind a foot cart. Well, the table is reserved. Halloween has a rose too, all the best for his tag team championship partner. Mari Apache laughs.

Jesus interviews Consejo. Texano says he'll prove he's the best if Mesías accepts his challenge. He'll beat that ugly foreigners. Texano says Silver King and Consejo are the most powerful combination in the world. Silver and Mascara threaten Electroshock and Mesías after last week. They start to do their catchphrase, only to realize Toscano ain't there for his part. Silver asks Mascara where he is, and Mascara does not know. Silver is upset about Toscano wearing the wrong color shirt (blue!) and dancing around to music during last week's promo. Why would you be upset, that was awesome. Consejo declare this interview over while they debate this.

Octagon takes him to his special training place so he can learn the Secta of Octagon. Montage follows. Being Octagon involves a lot of martial arts posing, we find out.

(Highlights of the cage match from this show are shown here on the National show, but might as well write about it in full later.)

Guerra de Titanes hype. They've very clear that it'll air on Televisa, but they also say Perro vs Cibernético as if it's a singles match.

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11/15: Naucalpan

12/02: Zapopan – Guerra de Titanes

Match 1: El Elegido & Fabi Apache vs Gran Apache & Sexy Star
Plaza de Toros Jorge Gutiérrez, Tlahuelilpan, Hidalgo, 10/12/2012

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 12:04
Rating: eh
Notes: Sexi Star has her title. Elegido is now dancing to a Gangnam style remix. Hijo de Tirantes is referee. Gran Apache has a taped up shoulder.

Usual pairs to start. Sexi doesn't last long with Fabi, but neither does Gran Apache. Elegido & Sexi have a stripper dance battle that's edited. Sexi tries to shove Elegido down, to little effect and anger from Apache. He insists on trying, though Elegido has to dance again. Evasion, more dancing, more slapping. Sexi tries again and gets spanked. Apache finally gets the edge by slapping his daughter from behind. Elegido takes an extended butt wipe from Sexi Star, but fights back soon after and causes Gran Apache to slap Sexi Star in the backside, the umpteenth time she's been spanked. Women are cleared out, and men exchange cradles, including Elegido using a Flashina. Sexi breaks up that pin, and gives Elegido a ludicrous spinning DDT. Fabi breaks that pin up, then nearly wins with a bridging backslide. Headscissors sends Sexi out, Fabi follows with a silla. Men back in, trunks pull spot is obviously edited out, and Apache top rope planchas Elegido to the floor. Fabi gives Sexi a Devil's Wings for two. Sexi kicks Fabi with a kick, bad swinging fisherman's suplex for two. Both women are unhappy with the speed of the count. Fabi smacks Sexi in the head, Tirantes grabs her, Sexi dropkick s Tirantes by mistake. Fabi mildly puts on her rolling reverse armscissors. Tirantes calls it – but for who? Sexi and Tirantes shoves each other before Tirantes has even raised an arm. Music guy figures he missed the arm raise and plays Fabi's music. Fabi poses, never really gets her arm raised. Odd. Replays.

Match 2: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Chessman, Daga, Silver King
Plaza de Toros Jorge Gutiérrez, Tlahuelilpan, Hidalgo, 10/12/2012

Winner: Psycho Circus
Match Time: 14:18
Rating: ok
Notes: Daga shoves a camera away. Perro's influence is strong in this one! Silver King is still using his music and waves an American flag for reasons I don't really understand. He is announced from Los Angeles. Piero is ref. Rudos jump the técnicos right before the whistle.

Brawling beatdown in the opening moments, rudos teaming up a bit from there but not holding on to anyone long enough to pin them. Mini Clown is thrown around and crotched on the post. Clowns make their comeback 5 minutes in, grabbing the bigger rudos and Psycho turning a charge by the Daga into flapjack. Moves on everyone for a moment. Psycho do their usual team spots. Daga is press slammed by Murder, and dropkicked to the floor hard by the others. Técnicos give the advantage back quick, messing up on a corner charge on Silver King to take out Psycho and Monster. Murder is left standing, so it just turns into técnico runs of offense. Silver is squashed by the clowns for a while. Daga manages a running tornado DDT on Monster, only for Psycho to give him the crazy stomps. Psycho poses a bit too long and Daga backcrackers him (one Psycho didn't seemed ready for) Psycho fights back with a wedgie, then dropkicks Daga as he tries a plancha. Chessman, still having Monster's belt form the beatdown, breaks up that pin and whips everyone with the belt. Psycho rallies back, dropkicks Chessman off the apron, and planchas him there. Daga knocks Monster off the apron and follows with a suicidal tope con giro. Silver's chops have no effect on Murder. His forearms have a little effect. His dropkick to the knee works. Mini jumps on Silver's back, and Silver throws him forward hard. Powerbomb into the corner seems unnecessary. Murder grabs Silver, presses him and drops him on the mat. Murder up top, Piero helps him get his footing (!) and Murder lands the top rope splash for three. Crowd is thrilled

In the regional version of last week's Consejo vs Mesías, Lider, Electroshock match, Consejo attack the técnicos after the match.

Match 4: Cibernético, Jack Evans, Ozz vs el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, Psicosis, Teddy Hart in a cage match
Plaza de Toros Jorge Gutiérrez, Tlahuelilpan, Hidalgo, 10/12/2012

Winner: Perros del Mal
Match Time: 12:50
Rating: eh
Notes: Perro has a Mexico flag, Teddy has a Canada flag, Nicho has a stapler which is more useful than a flag. He's wearing his mask this week. Taya is with the Perros. Tecnicos wisely hang out outside the cage until they're all together. Jesus says this is the first six sided cage match on television; that's not true. Cibernético decides to come thru the door with a cage while his partners just climb in.

It doesn't matter, they're all beat up right away by the Perros. Plenty of weapons inside. Cibernético's partners are no help, but he makes his own comeback by taking out all three rudos and starts to bolt. He's slow, rudos catch him and pull him back down. Teddy gives Jack moves, as his wont. Perro uses some tape to tag Cibernético's left leg to the ropes, then slowly beats up the other guys. Rudos set Ozz on the top rope, which is really a dumb move in a cage match, and Ozz starts climbing up before the rudos catch on. He back elbows them both away, but then decides he's best doing his Ozz tornillo instead of leaving. Ozz Driver on Teddy, and now he leaves. Well, point for Ozz! Crowd does not make much noise, may be tired.

Ozz realizes Cibernético is bound to the ropes, and leaves – tog et scissors? You probably just reach thru and untape him, it's not that hard. Perro powerbombs Teddy thru some chairs. Ozz returns, grabs the chairs, and – threatens to stab Taya with them. Oh, cut her hair, I guess that's more sensible. Announcers declare Taya's hair is worth “millions and millions of dollars”, huh. Meanwhile, Jack makes a two on one comeback, complete with a double flipping neckbreaker. Perro holds onto Cibernético. Jack climbs, then starts to climb every slowly, because Perro has lost track of what's going on and isn't there to pull him down. He finally catches on in time. And pulls Jack down. Jack punches him a times and climbs up, but Psicosis throws a chair at him to knocks Jack down. Perro makes himself feel better by fouling cibernetico. Teddy makes himself feel better by giving Jack a Move. (Powerbomb backcracker, it scarcely matters.) Wood panel set up in the corner, but Teddy decides to pick this time to leave. Jack follows him, and they battle on top of the cage. Teddy headbutts Jack and Jack leaps off into a plancha onto the other rudos. Teddy climbs down the outside.

Jack takes Ozz's scissors and cuts Cibernético loose,. Cibernético freaks out, and picks up the rudos so he kinda knocks them around. Jack climbs out in the meantime.

Announcers suggest this is a bad idea to leave Cibernético alone, but he's currently throwing around both guys like Superman and seems to be doing fine. Cibernético climbs to leave, Taya cuts him off by climbing the outside of the cage, then decides ts to moonsault the people no the floor. Camera barely catches it, guys on the outside do a little better. Rudos pull Cibernético down and work him over with chairs. Psicosis top rope senton con giro with chair doesn’t look close to hitting cibernetico, Perro's double stomp chair looks better. They both agree to leave, climbing opposite sides. Cibernético decides to stop Perro, so Psicosis is safe.

Cibernético and Perro stand around, looking at each other and the cage, trying to get the crowd going. They do perk up. Psicosis stays on the side of the cage, directly in front of the hard camera, which makes following the match ab it hard. Cibernético whips Perro thru the wood panel and stomps on him a bit more. Psicosis decided to come back in, but takes his time with it, and Cibernético has to stop Perro forever. Oz tries to come in, but the Taya grabs him. Psicosis fouls Cibernético, Perro climbs out, Psicosis climbs out with him.

Perros pose on top of the cage, including Perro licking Taya's backside. Huh.

Recap, and GdT preview to end the show.