Match 1: Máscara Dorada, Silencio, Stuka Jr. vs Felino, Mr. Niebla, Negro Navarro
Arena Coliseo Monterrey, 03/27/2011
rudos
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 19:01
Rating: bleh
Notes: Prematch photos have Silencio wearing an EMLL photo. And Navarro looking way out of place with his partners.
1: Opening starts has Navarro tying Silencio into knots. Navarro lets Silencio put a hold on him, feels it a bit, and easily escapes to put on his own hold. Stuka gives Silencio advance before he tries again. The proper advice is “try one of the other two.” Navarro demonstrates more holds on Silencio, always just letting go after he's had it on for a few seconds. Silencio starts to do a tapatía, forgets how, switches to something else. This is kind of unfair. Repeat holds until Felino gets bored and messes with the referee. And then continues on. Crowd slightly reacts when Silencio actually puts something on Navarro that Navarro does not immediately reverse out on his own. Speed up for mirrors spots, pose, claps, tags, that was six minutes. Felino makes Mr. Niebla kiss his backside before he'll come in, then moves out of the way of Dorada's dropkick. Felino rubs his backside before offering a tag – even with gloves on, Dorada doesn’t want that. Negro Navarro doesn't seem to know what corner he's supposed to be in (metaphoric!), but figures it out. Felino whips Dorada into a cheap shot, Niebla kicks him in the back, beatdown is on. CMLL guys stay paired up with CMLL guys. Niebla gives a front row fan a big west kiss. Negro drags Silencio around in a cruz nipona for a while, and it' not clear if he gave or not. Felino and Niebla re more fooling around. Felino drops Stuka in front of the corner, and Niebla totally botches a splash, or I don't know what it was. Niebla puts on a half crab on Stuka for the submission, then Felino whips his backside with Stuka's face.
Felino dances.
2: Rudo beatdown, mostly goofy brawling from Pesta Negra as Navarro observes. Felino shoves Dorada into a fan, who helps with imaginary punches. Silencio avoids a charge to start a comeback. Stuka and Navarro combine for a poor quebradora con giro. Rudos all manage headlocks, all shoved into each other, and most of the guys have absolutely no idea who they're supposed to be fighting next. Stuka gets Felino right away, Dorada and Niebla look around until figuring out they're supposed to be, and Navarro lowers his head so Silencio can put on the easiest suástica ever. The Stuka pin is the weirdest, because he easily puts on a casadora cradle, lets go, and then just lays on top for a pin. Weird.
Dorada kills time by practicing his rope walk in between falls.
3: Dorada continues walking the ropes, barely. Announcers discuss Spider-Man, Undertaker, Kato Kung Lee, and Pimpinela Escarlata. That would be a fantastic dinner party! Announcers find a guy in the crowd who looks like Chico Che. Técnico showcase goes Dorada, Stuka, Silencio. Dorada does do his outside in headscissors, so he's ahead of last time I watched a match of his here. Niebla catches his spit, and the crowd very much approves. Felino and Niebla bumble around for Stuka. Stuka gives Navarro the stop sign, and then they just start going again like normal. I dunno. I think Stuka wanted to do something more but they just didn't. Felino takes off his shoe, walks outside, has a fan pour a drink into it, and then pours (dumps it) the drink on to his face. Silencio does not want a handshake after that one, but Felino does get his Felino-ness all over the local. Without hitting Felino at all, Silencio jumps over the ropes and walks up the ramp. Felino gamely looks distracted waiting for Silencio to come back with a springboard armdrag. Silencio gets the better of Niebla, Navarro cuts him out, everyone but Niebla and Silencio in, Dorada boosted into a dropkick on Felino t send him out, and a rolling pescado to follow him. Stuka puts Navarro in a time killing submission, Silencio planchas Niebla, Silencio waistlock, Niebla calmly walks to the ropes and foul mule kicks Silencio. Niebla fakes his own foul, refs see both and go with Niebla.