AAA on Televisa #1007 (08/28/2011) 
Recapped: 09/04/11

Previously: Decnnis has questions about Super Fly's leadership. Parka took a beating from the Bizarros. Psychos beat Perros.

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Match 1: Argenis, Atomic Boy, Fenix vs Mortiz, Semental, Tito Santana
Auditorio Jose Maria Arteaga, Queretaro, Queretaro, 08/19/2011

Winner: Argenis, Atomic Boy, Fenix
Match Time: 6:58
Rating: fun
Notes: No entrances but we do get graphics. AAA is spelling it “Mortis”, we'll see if that sticks. Pepe Casas is the ref. Ring looks smaller for some reason. We see everyone in the ring, then clip to action. 

Semental misses a dropkick on Atomic Boy, and throws himself all the way out. Why waste time? Atomic tope con giro into a headscissors on Semental. Clip to Argenis and Tito with rope avoidance. Semental cheap shots Argenis, gets a swing kick. Mortiz comes in to help, feeds Argenis into a headscissors on Tito. Mortiz stops him for a moment with a back elbow. Corner whip, Argenis rolls up the corner and out to the apron, then a springboards back in with a headscissors. Clip to Fenix and Semental. Fenix misses a clothesline, Semental comes back with a spinning running tope. Whip, clothesline misses, Fenix back with an inverted headscissors to send Semental out. Tito in, Fenix clothesline misses, Fenix still gets a wristlock and runs up the corner. Double jump into a headscissors. Tito recovers to dropkick Fenix down in the corner. Slap to the chest. Corner whip, reverses, Fenix charges in and drops Tito with a jumping kneelift. Fenix back up, poses, runs forward, and rolls front into a double kick. That was something. Fenix poses, then dives thru the corner for a crazy armdrag! There's no time to catch your breath in this match. Fenix poses on the apron, so Mortiz kicks him and pulls him off with a Spanish Fly. Argenis and Semental in, Argenis clothesline misses, he slides out, and Semental follows with his thru the rope tornillo. Tito gets Fenix with a flying armdrag, and I guess it's his turn to dive. Running, and launching himself into a tope con giro. Crowd shot clip.

Mortiz drops Fenix with a face first slam, Semental adds a springboard legdrop to the back of the head. Rudos pose, crowd is loudly booing. Atomic Boy kicked as he comes in. Corner whip, Atomic Boy sidesteps Semental's charge, Tito charges but stops just short, Atomic Boy casadora on Mortiz blocked into a Buca Storm. Mortiz h9old him there, and Tito boots Semental in a flying double stomp on Atomic Boy’s backslide. Argos in, draped off the top rope, and Tito takes him to the mat with a top rope splash. Rudos are feeling it. Double armbar for Argenis, and Tito poses on top. Atomic Boy up top behind him, and takes Tito off with a flying 'rana. Crowd is LOUD. Fenix with a springboard dropkick for the other two. All three rudos lined up on the entrance side – triple dive, Atomic Boy with an Asai as the other two do really good tope con giros. There's an actual moment to breath here as everyone recovers on the floor. Mortiz and Argenis back in, Argenis with a headscissors to send him out, and a springboard moonsault on top of him. Atomic Boy with a two rotation headscissors on Semental to send him back out, spinning. Atomic Boy waves for a dive, Semental walks around the corner, Atomic Boy climbs up the corner instead of a ringpost tope con giro (“star shooting press”) Tito flips Fenix with a clothesline. Tito up top – senton con giro misses. Fenix sits Tito up, climbs to the top – flying double knee kind of goes around Tito's head, So Fenix just jumps up and drops on him with the double knee to the face. That'll do! One two three. Big técnico celebration.

Match 2: Extreme Tiger & Jack Evans vs Billy el Malo & Escoria
Auditorio Jose Maria Arteaga, Queretaro, Queretaro, 08/19/2011

Winner: Billy el Malo & Escoria
Match Time: 6:43
Rating: good
Notes: Introductions but no entrances. Piero is ref. Escoria's changed his outfit

Jack and Escoria are in briefly before they clip to the other two running the ropes. Wheel kick takes Billy down. On the next pass, Tiger trips Billy into the ropes and guillotine legdrops him out of the ring. Lots of clips here too, I see. Jump to the rudo beatdown. Jack gets a wheelbarrow DDT, but then pushes off Escoria’s back into a 'rana on Billy. Tiger gets Escoria with a spinning DDT. Billy is able to stop both champs with kicks and sandwiches Jack with a corner clothesline, but the same on Tiger leads him to spear the post on the way out. Cuervo whipped to Jack, who holds him down in a full nelson with a bodyscissors for a Tiger top rope senton con giro on Escoria, into a corner tope con giro on Billy! El Hijo del Santo spot! Jack and Escoria in, Jack flipping himself to the apron, but getting forearmed by Escoria. Escoria charges, and Jack springboard flips in and Escoria throws himself thru the ropes. Jack runs, cartwheel tope con giro connects. Everyone down on the floor, good time for replays. Billy in, and Tiger chops him for a bit. Billy ducks the third, slaps Tiger, and kicks him in the midsection. Shiranui doesn't come off quite right, Billy nearly driving his head into the mat. Bizarros both cover, but Jack makes the save. Escoria tries his own shiranui, but Jack catches him on the middle turnbuckle. Kick and spin kick for Billy, jumping knees to the back for Escoria, Escoria hangs off the middle buckle and the champs both dropkick him the face. Billy recovers, and spins them both out with a double clothesline. Devil's Wings on Tiger. Same for Jack, except Jack escapes and drops him with a  death valley driver. Escoria back up, putting Jack on the top. Tiger over to kick him, and lift Escoria on his shoulders. Jack jump to stomp Escoria, and thrown for a moonsault on Billy, but that doesn’t much hit. Could’ve have used a better angle to hide that. Tiger drops Escoria, and both técnicos cover one two NO. Jack with side kicks for Billy, but Billy is able kick him in the corner. Charge misses and Jack lands the spinning toe kick. Tiger is laying out Escoria behind him, a d both guys go up. 630 senton and 450 splash both eat knees. Rudos cover one two three.

Billy wastes no time demanding a shot at the tag team championship. They're the best team in the world! Let's not go crazy now. Escoria continues by making belt champions. Rudos rush the técnicos and lay them out one more time.

Match 3: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Alan Stone, Decnnis, Súper Fly in a lumberjack rules match
Auditorio Jose Maria Arteaga, Queretaro, Queretaro, 08/19/2011

Winner: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown
Match Time: 13:07
Rating: fine for what it was
Notes: Introductions again. Mini Clown is wandering around, so he's still here. Rudos try jumping the técnicos. Might as well. Lumberjack are still arriving as the match has started, but appear to be Jen Blake, Sexi Star, Mortiz, Semental, Tito, Argenis, Fenix, Atomic Boy, Cinthia and Lolita. Sexi Star. Konnan is here too. Ref is Tirantes.

Lumberjacks are far more interested in hitting each other with the belts. That's fine, the Milicia is mugging the Psycho Circus right now. Psycho gets dumped, gets hit by both técnicos and rudos with belts. He tries fighting before escaping. Monster tries running, and it's quite a chase. He keeps diving in the ring, only to accidentally slide out the other side. Monster finally makes it back in, and teases a pescado on the whole pack. Alan gets a chair and uses it on the clowns. Rudos pile on under, but he kicks out. Nice to try anyway. Murder (being called Monster again!) fights back and almost suplexes Alan Stone before his partners make the save. Props to Alan Stone for finding the tightest camouflage pants possible. Semental tries to belt Mini Clown, and he has to go run behind the técnicos to be safe. Sexi Star is directing the Milicia from the outside the ring (not that they’re listening to him. Three man face slam on Psycho. This match is hard to work, because the técnicos actually have to find a spot to lay dead in the ring rather than roll out, and it cuts down on the ring. Psycho gets to close the outside, gets belted, goes after the rudos, and the técnicos go after the rudos. At least they're fighting the right people now. Corner charges on Monster, but he baits Decnnis into kicking Alan off the top rope and to the floor. A riot nearly breaks out between the lumberjacks, but Alan makes it back quick. Decnnis takes the Air Raid crash and rolls out then tries to run thru the técnicos to make it back in. This goes badly for poor Decnnis. Alan and Tirantes both get sent out, and everyone goes after him. Tirantes gets hit and urns and stop on the apron, and Psycho smoothly shoves him off to the floor with his boot. That was great. Tirantes gets killed a bit more before getting on the apron and giving everyone a stern look. Tirantes hangs out on the apron while the clowns drop the three man splash (not the best of aim there.) Monster takes of his belt, pulls down Super Fly's top, and whacks him hard on the backside. Flying sit takes a while to set up, but Murder lands it on Super Fly. Psycho misses a boot on Decnnis when the rudo goes low bridge, and Psycho hangs from the top rope. Psycho looses his grip, falls down to the floor, is quickly surrounded, and decides to fight everyone! And it even sorts of works! Murder throws Decnnis out, and it does not work as much for him. Inside, Murder press slams Alan, and legdrops him. Tirantes goes to count, but stops since Super Fly is breaking it up anyway. Super Fly dropkicks Murder in the knee, the head, and then standing moonsault his back. Psycho breaks up it up with a lot of stomps, then threatens to punch Tirantes for a bit. Super Fly slaps and chops Psycho. Rope reversal end with a Psycho shoulder powerslam. Decnnis breaks it up with the helmet to the back. Decnnis puts the helmet on, sets up Psycho in the corner, and rams psycho with a questionably low headbutt. Decnnis with an Attitude Adjustment and a pose. Decnnis does not realize Monster Clown is now behind him – Monster pulls off the helmet, then pulls him down by the hair. Alan in, and charging Monster in the back! Dancing with the chair! Alan swings again, Monster kicks him and powerbombs him on the chair. Super Fly dropkick Monster away. Everyone up and moving around but Alan. That gives the técnicos the numbers – stereo crucifix powerbombs by Murder and Psycho. Tirantes examines both pins closely, counts one, stops, and then walks over to salute Konnan. Clowns roll Decnnis and Super Fly next to each other, and Murder goes up – top rope splash on both. Tirantes runs around the pin, walks around the pin, and doesn't count until the rudos get up. Decnnis is kinda of staggered, and Psycho back elbows them both out. Lumberjacks do not attack, for this is time for a dive – tope on both. Murder up top, plancha onto everyone. Not he lumberjacks all attack, killing the Clowns and the Milicia, before turning on each other. Lumberjacks battle up the aisle. Inside, Monster drops Alan with a spinning slam. Jumping jacks! Monster waiting for something - ah, there’s Konnan with a foul. Tito is going absolutely nuts at ringside. Alan small package, but Tirantes is off in a corner talking to Psycho Clown. Mini Clown in – and pushing the pin over. Tirantes quick counts one two three before even realizing who's on top, and gives us shock.

Mini Clown dances up a storm. Murder Clown gets a hold of Konnan, and Mini Clown strips him in the back. Konnan gets away without more. Alan realizes he's left in the ring with these wack jobs and tries to run. He's got some bad looking marks on his back. Murder and Psycho presses him and toss him onto the rudos, who all tumble over. Técnicos celebrate in the ring, though Psycho Clown threats violence for Atomic Boy and Fenix for strapping him. Obligatory shot of someone yelling at Marisela.

Técnicos celebrate on the stairs and turn to leave – and Mini Clown dances off the stage! Fenix cracks up, and then everyone checks to see if he's OK. He's helped back up. Replay of the fall.