AAA on Televisa #913 (11/21/2009)

Last week: Silver King was punched a lot. There's the open, there's the Roldan bit again. Cibernético's speech.

Promo: Wagner tells Konnan he'll feel the power of WagnerManiac.

Promo: Decnnis rants to the camera angrily about Lider and Nicho while Guapito needs a walker to get himself around. They booked Decnnis as a técnico, then ran the angle to turn him técnico!

Match 1: Joe Lider & Nicho el Millionario vs Decnnis & Extreme Tiger
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: rudos
Match Time: 10:43 (7:09+3:34)
Rating: better than I expected, if you ignore the horrible rudo refereing. How are we back here?
Notes: The stairs don't work so well with a walker, so Decnnis has to help Guapito down each step. Why are you coming to the ring in a walker? If you need one, you probably shouldn't be at ringside. People in the Crowd look confused. Tiger has his belt, as do the tag champs. Decnnis explains the deal to the crowd by yelling at the tag champ for beating up Guapito in Monterrey and vows revenge. Nicho yells at Decnnis - I think his point is Guapito doesn't fit in the Hermandad's world of gritty real violence. Lider convinces Hijo de Tirantes to make this an extreme match, and Hijo de Tirantes makes it no DQ. Rudos jump the técnicos and immediately to break.

Punches. Tiger makes a random comeback on Lider to set him up on the apron and dropkick him off. This starts Decnnis' comeback, which is just a suplex. Look at that empty upper deck. Anyway. Everyone just sort of stops and resets the match. Nicho makes fun of Tiger for being short. And then he spits on Tiger. Tiger still does nothing. Nicho throws a punch, Tiger ducks under and chops him. Off the ropes, into a Nicho clothesline. Tiger does those flips off the clothesline so early, it looks like he's doing some odd flip to escape than selling it. Lider comes in and sits in the corner. Hijo de Tirantes cuts off Decnnis – what's he going to do, DQ him? Bad looking campana by Nicho and a top flying legdrop by Lider on Tiger. Decnnis comes in and gets stomped down. Lider/Combo reverse neckbreaker /powerbomb on Nicho. Clip from the replay of that to Nicho suplexes Tiger gut first on the barricade, then coming back in to mess with Decnnis. Lider holds a chair and waits. Whip, there's the chair shot. Whip, chair shot misses, Decnnis boosts of another chair (where did that come from? ) to hit a dropkick the chair back into Lider. Tiger works over Nicho with chops, then walks him across the ring. This is not quite the hot comeback. Decnnis this Lider on the side with a chair, then places the chair over him. Tiger is still waiting. Decnnis comes back in and helps Tiger suplex Nicho up and toss him out onto the chair that's on Lider. That was not worth the effort. Técnicos wait inside, but then decided to dive. Tiger's slingshot tornillo works, but Decnnis topes Lider's chair. After replays, Lider has Guapito standing in the ring, and kicks him down. Lider scoops Guapito up, goes tho the middle rope for a fallaway slam. Tiger turns up behind him. Instead of breaking it up and saving Guapito, Tiger just German suplexes Lider, causing Guapito to go flying and hit the ring hard. That was not fun. Hijo de Tirantes is not so evil that he doesn't stop to check on Guapito. Meanwhile, Tiger does a top rope sit on Lider, but Hijo de Tirantes is not going to count. Sure like those weeks where we had no heel ref. Nicho comes in to hit Guapito and break up the pin again. Guapito is rolled out and checked on by the doctor and Decnnis. Meanwhile, Nicho sets up Tiger to Suplex, takes forever to do it, then drops him with a front suplex. Guapito is set up on a stretcher, but Decnnis breaks away from that to break up the pin on Nicho. Corner whip – no, Nicho blocks it. Decnnis hit him a couple more times, whip, Nicho stops short, Decnnis runs by him and comes back with a faceslam. Cover, one, and Hijo de Tirantes breaks the pin up himself. Lider was standing right there to do it, but it doesn't matter much now. Break again?

Lider sends Decnnis into the corner, Decnnis grabs the ropes for a kip up escape, but Lider pulls him down into a double knee gutbuster. Crowd getting on the the ref. Corner, but Tiger breaks it up with a dropkick with a chair. Tiger sits Lider in the chair, works him over a bit, then goes up. Lider immediately gets out of the chair, loads Tiger on his shoulder, and drops him forward into a a powerbomb on the chair. Lider stands around and yells, and may want to cover. Decnnis waits for him to do so, then breaks up the pin with a shot to the nose. Decnnis scoops up Lider, and gives him a Style Clash variation on a chair. Looked not right. No count by Hijo de Tirantes, of course. Nicho throws a chair at Decnnis to break it up. Nicho sets up some chairs together, then whips Decnnis. Nicho 's clothesline misses, they both try kicking, then neither guys sell it, Decnnis does it again, it works, one more kick, Nicho catches this one, and Hijo de Tirantes clotheslines Decnnis. Nicho celebrates, Hijo de Tirantes pleads innocent. Nicho unfolds the chair and sets Decnnis up. Suplex – no, Decnnis escapes out and reverse DDTs Nicho on the chairs. Cover, one two and Hijo de Tirantes hurts his head. Props to Decnnis for not even batting an eye. Nicho set up on the top rope, Decnnis climbing up to join him, Lider hits Decnnis and holds him over his shoulders. Lider's back is to the chairs so this will be a wacky combo – blockbuster/fallaway slam onto the chairs, both cover, super quick three count, and that's that.

Vignette: exciting footage of Alex Koslov preparing to gold. Not even the excitement of golf itself, just him getting ready to swing with Rain and Jennifer helping him. Rain's boots are nice, if completely inappropriate. Alex does his promo in English, but I think here it's actually supposed to be a rudo deal.

Promo: Minis yelling at me. STOP YELLING.

Match 2: Mascarita Divina, Mini Charly Manson, Octagoncito vs Mini Abismo Negro, Mini Histeria, Mini Psicosis
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: tecnicos
Match Time: 9:27
Rating: really great, one of the best matches of the year.
Notes: Again, Mini Abismo gets his own separate entrances from his two stablemates. I dunno. There's no break here, this is just one continuous flow from the end of the last match. Mini Charly Manson is wearing something around his waist I do not recognize. Arturo announces the captains as Mini Psicosis and [unintelligible]. A graphic would not hurt here. Mini Abismo rushes Charly, and then there's the break. Piero is ref.

Mini Abismo beats up Charly on the stage, though Piero does manage to herd them closer to the ring. Mini Charly surprises Mini Abismo with a forearm, but Mini Abismo is so great, he's able to scissors Charly's leg and pull him down, and stomp him in the face. Why cant Mini Abismo just jump to CMLL and be on TV every week? It must not be allowed because wouldn't be able to handle the awesomeness. Lots of brawling in the ring until they get it narrowed down to just Mini Charly, who's holed for some beating. Mini Abismo powerbombs him good. Right hand knocks, Mini Charly out. Divina in, and kicked around. Whip, side backbreaker/flying legdrop combination. Piero warns the rudos for good knows what. Octagoncito faces off with Min Abismo, and gets cut down by dropkicks to the knee from the other two. Whip, double clothesline (Octagoncito on a completely different page.) Missile dropkick by Abismo to send him out. Mini Charly in, and Abismo gives him an overhead suplex. Triple snap kick. Mini Charly whipped, Abismo leapfrogs him, but Charly comes back with a faceslam on the next pass. Técnicos running wild – spinning backbreaker for Psicosis, Divina superkicks Histeria. Octagon springboard splashes Psicosis while Manson goes for Abismo's mask. Double low blow legdrop by Octagoncito on Histeria. Charly has Abismo's mask untied but not off – a turnbuckle smash knocks it off for a moment. Abismo tumbles around getting it back on, and Mini Charly dropkicks him out. Abismo has his on, but crooked, so Mini Charly races after him outside, kicking him around and slamming him on the steps to get revenge from early. Mini Charly kicks him down the stairs, then runs him into the post. Inside, Divina shows off against Psicosis, then gets him with a spinning headscissors. Slingshots armdrags, spinning armdrags, Psi goes out. Divina does a springboard roll fake. Tag to Octagoncito, who double springboards in. Histeria in against him, avoid, avoid, Histeria gets in a back elbow and goes nuts celebrating. Corner whip. Histeria charges in, Octagoncito skips up and out, rolls away, and catches Histeria with armdrags. Histeria charges again, and gets spun into a spinning backbreaker, spinning headscissors, and out goes Histeria. Octagoncito flips to escape out of a dive. Mini Abismo in to take him, but Octagoncito gets out so Min Charly can get in. Crowd loud for Charly. Mini Abismo begs off, but Charly hits him and start the chant again. Abismo forearms him when he turns around, then makes fun of the chant. That works as usual. Chops. Mini Abismo slam. Mini Abismo off the ropes, dropkick to the back of the head. Mini Abismo mocks the Charly chant, which gets it starting again. Corner whip, Abismo charges in, no one's home, and Mini Charly kills him with a clothesline. Corner whip, reversed, Abismo charges in, and this times he eats an elbow. Mini Abismo charge in again, and gets beheaded by a high kick form Mini Charly. Whip, reversed, tossed up, but down in a 'rana, but Abismo rolls thru, but Mini Charly rolls thru and knocks him down with an elbow smash. One two no. Superkick. Off the ropes, Charly takes himself and Mini Abismo out with a big clothesline. Divina and Histeria in, Histeria lifts Divina up on his shoulders and drops him in a powerbomb, one two no. Divina's clothesline misses, Psicosis inside cradle, one two no. Divina off the ropes, spinning headscissors, out goes Psicosis. Histeria cuts him off with a running kick, but Octagoncito gets Mini Histeria with spinning armdrags into a crucifix roll up, one two NO. Histeria on top one two no. Open hand slap battle, to Octagoncito's kick combination, and then his reverse spin armdrag. Octagoncito does the crane pose (?) and Histeria kicks him before he has time to get it off. Crotch chops to the crowd. Off the ropes, Histeria charge in, no one's home and Histeria appears the post. Octagoncito getting speed, leap to the outside of the ropes, leap over the corner to the other ropes, tornillo to floor! Mini Psicosis and Mini Charly back in, Psicosis slapping around the smaller man. Whip, reversed, Mini Charly back with a headscissors. Mini Charly off the ropes, off the ropes, cut off with an Abismo dropkick. Quite a hit. Mini Abismo turns, and he's caught with a springboard headscissors.. Divina off the ropes, under, spinning headscissors into an armdrag back into a headscissors, and goes Abismo. Divina loaded up – springboard front flip into a headscissors on the floor! Awesome. Mini Charly in the ring with a plancha for Mini Psicosis,s but Psicosis rolls on top on, one two no. Mini Charly kicks him, leg hooked, Fisherman's suplex one two THREE. Everyone cheers because that was GREAT!

As Charly gets his hand raised, Mini Abismo and Mini Histeria sneak back in to check on their man. Something happens there, because Mini Charly kicks Mini Abismo in the face, is pulled off and then breaks away from Piero to go after Abismo again. Mini Abismo takes him down and beats him a lot, but Mini Charly is able to roll on top. Mini Abismo attempts a goes for a triangle (I think), but Mini Charly breaks free. Octagoncito fights off the others from getting involved, but eventually everyone pushes each other away.

Match 3: Marco Corleone, Pimpinela Escarlata, Súper Fly vs Rió Bravo, Tigre Cota, Tito Santana
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: tecnicos
Match Time: 11:55 (4:23+7:32)
Rating: in the middle of the match the tecnicos usualy have but not as good as the rudos
Notes: What an odd match. I think Dr. Morales just called Super Fly the winner of the Gran Alternativa. I believe that is false information, someone check on that for me.

Marco starts, being tall. Cota lifts Rio on his shoulder to face off, and of course Marco dropkicks him off. Rio Bravo takes it right on the back of his head. Bad plan. Cota's all “what happened” but Rio Bravo is too dead to answer. And that's the whole Marco sequence. Fantastic. Super Fly in. Santana with a chop. Guess I should mention him in. These guys are in no hurry. Headlock, Tito breaks out to a test of strength, bends Super Fly all the way back, Super Fly bends up, calmly lets go, and armdrag Tito Santana. Cota calmly gets up and single legs Super Fly. There's an intensity missing here. - they walk thru more spots that I don't feel the need to mention, ending with the zero leg trips and face off. Tags? As soon as Super Fly remembers which corner he's going into. Pimpi in, and Cota waling on him with open hand slaps corner whip, and Cota charge into a a lot of butt. Cota accidentally slaps his partner when Pimpi moves, Pimpi armdrags the rudos, shoulderblock for Cota, stop short so Cota collides with his backside again, Pimpi drops down an Cota throws himself out. Need a macro. Double clothesline by the other rudos miss, but they manage to knock him down anyway. Both grab an arm, and Pimpi ditches them with a walk up the ropes, rope flip double armdrag. Shoulderblock to Tito Santana, Rio Bravo lifts him up, and Tiger Cota pushes him off into a headscissors on Tito Santana. Chest slap, and Pimpi climbs the ropes, walks the ropes, and armdrags Rio Bravo out. Kiss for Piero? Teased, but Piero gets away. Marco back in, and Cota trying to punch him down. Doesn't work so well. Headlock, shot off – no, Marco holds onto the headlock, and lifts Cota off the mat, spinning around with the headlock still on. Cota stomps the foot to the get free. Chop, whip, reversed, leapfrog, monkey flip. Tito and Rio Bravo rush in and stomp down Marco. Probably shouldn't stop to celebrate. Marco picked up and chopped into the corner. Cota comes over to help. Corner whip, Marco kips out over all of them, leapfrog over Piero (?), Leapfrogs of over Piero – BREAK?

As if the tape machines paused, Marco picks up right in leapfrog – he only got Bravo, and walks around the other two. Springboard plancha hits everyone but Santana, who is thankful. Marco offers a handshake. Tito accepts - and Marco punches him with the other hand. That was kind of a jerk move. Pimpi comes into high five Marco, Marco accepts, Pimpi locks both hands, and Marco realizes he's suddenly trapped and in trouble. Marco breaks away to the safety of the floor. Somehow, this ends up with Super Fly and Tiger Cota in. Cota teases a handshake, so the other rudos can jump super Fly. Pimpi is ducked immediately, but Cota again can't subdue Marco. This appears to be a tactical stumbling block for Poder del Norte. Can't do a beatdown if you can't stop Marco. Marco clotheslines him in a corner,, but Cota turns it around as they're showing something else. This doe allow Pimpi to get up and go after Rio Bravo, but Rio is able to stop him with chops as Santana backdrops Super Fly. Rudos clear everyone but Marco out of the ring, and, there's fast enough to get Marco 3 on 1. Or not – Marco just starts punching them all. Corner whip for Cota, Marco corner crossbody comes up empty, Marco climbing up on the ropes, and Cota kicks him referee. Cot and Tito holds him on the apron, and Rio Bravo adds the dropkick to send him to the floor. Bravo and Cota set up Marco on the outside for Tito's senton, but super Fly is back in and fighting. Tito manage to kick him away long enough to bounce off the ropes, and back the other way – thru the ropes senton con giro to the floor. Rudos are just barely holding it together. Pimpi in and trying to fight all three, but he's mugged near the ropes. Whip, clothesline misses, lifted up into a fireman's carry and dumped into a gutbuster. Santana adds the top rope senton. Super Fly in, and he should be the easiest one. In fact, they have problems setting him up for a powerbomb clothesline combo. Marco comes back in, but the rudos kick him and forearm him as he comes in. Corner whip, Marco kips up and out over the unmasked duo, Rio Bravo charges at Marco, but eats the punch. Leapfrogs over the other two, Pimpi leaps into Tiger Cota's arms and kiss him and Super Fly gives Tito Santana a bad looking spinning slam. Brawling comeback from there. Cota get laid out from a Marco punch. Técnicos take a while setting up something on Rio Bravo, which turns out to just be a high dropkick. After fooling around with another handshake, they get going thru Super Fly's normal run. Cota attacks him from behind to stop that for a moment. Double rebound armdrag sends the rudos out, and Super Fly follows with a nice looking version of his trademark dive. Tito follows with a slingshot tope con giro, and Marco sets up for his own dive, but is distracted by Pimpi kissing him on the head, and then on the cheek. Marco's fine with that – Superman plancha actually just hits two of the four guys, but that's because Tiger Cota was avoiding it by ducking down, so he could come in now. Pimpi dive? No, Tiger Cota tries to cut him off with a clothesline. Pimpi ducks that and goes for the kiss, but Tigre Cota blocks that by grabbing Pimpi's hair. Hard shots to the had by Cota. Scoop, slam, and going up. Taking a while. Cota looking out at the crowd, and Pimpi join him up top – super armdrag. Pimpi going all the way up top now – top rope missile dropkick connects. Pimpi off the ropes, splash pin, one two three.

Cota gets kissed after the match.

Recap: WagnerMancias put Chessman thru a table in match we haven't seen yet.

And here's the same Wagner promo we saw earlier

And here's the Apaches/Americans dueling interviews (warming up) scene we saw last week.

Match 4: Fabi Apache & Mari Apache vs Jennifer Blake & Rain
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: rudas
Match Time: 5:29
Rating: not much
Notes: Blade still thinks the fans are stinky. While Rain is walking around the ring en-route to actually getting into it, Arturo mater of fact says in English: “Wow, it's a beautiful girl.” He was not lying, but did not appear to believe his words. I don't know what means either. Ring crew guys is up on the apron fixing the ropes just as the match is about to start, which I thought only happened at every indy show I've been too. Clip to the rudas attacking before the while. Pepe Casas is ref. Break for the match officially gets started.

Kicks. Forearms. Boot choking. Rain bulldogs Fabi, and Mari's left in for both to kick. It is like they're afraid to kick her too hard. Bet the Apaches won't have the same concern later. Mari out, Fabi in, same kicking and punching. Kicking and kicking. You know, if AAA was going to bring into two women to be a ruda tag team, it probably would be working better if they were actually a tag team. Some tag spots here might make this more interesting then Rain licking her hand before chops. Fabi ducks one and fights back, but gets clubbed by Blade. Corner whip, Mari backdrops her sister to safety, then beheads the foreigners with a double clothesline. Fabi grabs Rain by the hair to throw, but Rain breaks free and get out of there. Blade instead then. Double whip, double drop toe hold, Fabi off the ropes, for the dropkick to the face, but Rain pulls her out. Rain celebrates that much, and Fabi kicks and punches her. Fabi throws Rain back in. Whip, spinning backbreaker by Mari. Not sure where Blade ended up. Fabi grabs Rain by the hair, and this time they get to toss her. Mari tosses her by the hair, and and Fabi crazy stomps her out. Blade in, yelling and charging, which gives Fabi plenty of time to turn around and dropkick her. Whip, Blade kicks Fabi down and celebrates. Blade picks up Fabi, Fabi misses on a punch, off the ropes, bodyscissors cradle, Pepe Casas is slow to count, one two and Blade is slow to actually get out at three. Fabi off the ropes, plancha, Blade catches and spin her into a side slam. Blade covers, but Mari breaks it up with a kick. Kicks to the arm. Mari picks up Blade, blade, escape for a clothesline, Mari inside cradle, one two kick out. Probably would've help ed to have Pep Casas in the shot there. Blade off the ropes, right into a drop toe hold. Tapatia? YES. Rain breaks that up by stomping Mari, and kicking her while she's down. Forearms. Crowd with a loud Mexico chant. Corner whip, reversed, Mari charges in, rain kicks her away, up to the middle ropes, backbreaker from there. One two NO. Arturo starts signing “I'm singing in the rain”. It just occurred to him that's the same word, I bet. Mari takes Rain's head off again with a clothesline. Mario holds Rain for a Fabi missile dropkick, but Rain moves and Mari takes it instead. Blade in, and there's her thrust kick to Fabi. Rain quickly on her – DDT, though she's doing something odd with the arms. One two three – not that you could see, since they managed to block out Pepe Casas from the shot. Announcers are momentary concerned, then go back to not paying any attention to anything going on.

No sign of Goddess in the post match. Instead, rolling right onto...

Match 5: El Mesías, Jack Evans, La Parka Jr. vs Cibernético, Kenzo Suzuki, Zorro
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: tecnicos
Match Time: 16:47 (10:06+6:00+:41)
Rating: not too interesting.
Notes: Staggered entrances. I'm already on page six, and we've got two matches to go. Clearly bad pacing on my part. Mesías gets last entrance. Cibernético gets hugged by one woman, and almost a second. Security as good as always. He's wearing his Bizarros shirt.

Rudos in control, with Hijo de Tirantes blatantly helping out. Remember when Parka and Kenzo were in a death feud? Don't worry, neither do they. Kenzo does foul stomp Parka, then fakes a foul himself. I don't know why Hijo de Tirantes just doesn't give him the DQ right there. Save us all some time. With Cibernético/Mesías matching up as you'd expect, that means Zorro is having great fun tossing Jack around. He threw Jack halfway across the ring on a suplex, quite something. Does Jesus have a bag of popcorn at the announce desk? Could go for some popcorn. On and on the beatdown goes. Kenzo chokes Mesías with his belt for long enough that Mesías should be dead again. Zorro continues to find different ways to suplex Jack around. At five minutes, Kenzo puts his belt back on, whips Mesías, and puts his head down too soon. Mesías slams him down on the back of the head. Zorro goes after Mesías, and the director chooses to show us Cibernético watching the action, rather than the action itself. Anyway, false alarm, Zorro controls the situation, and Mesías does something. Cibernético going after Parka's mask like he remembers he had an issue about it once. Judging form the scream a moment ago, I think Kenzo's pants are falling down again. Kenzo and Zorro misses a double clothesline, Mesías gets one of them to start to the comeback. Jack is late from whenever he was up, so there's some standing around for a moment, Jack doing his standing flip on Kenzo leads to Kenzo begging off from Parka. Kenzo takes an elbow driver, and all the técnicos think about hitting Hijo de Tirantes. Parka swings and misses hitting the ref with a chair shot. Hijo de Tirantes huddles with Kenzo, then clip ahead to everyone in their corners. Zorro is not impressed by Jack walking on hands. Jack has quite the cut on his back. Showcases go Jack, Mesías, Parka – odd order. We're supposed to be excited to see Cibernético/Mesías again., and then angry with Kenzo jumps Mesías before it happens. Another sudden break, right in the middle of Mesías offense.

Mesías first spot on Cibernético goes wrong (silla), so there's that. Parka 's but starts with an extended bit of making fun of Zorro's manliness. In the end game, Jack gets his dive in on Zorro, Mesías side steps Cibernético's spear and (after an extended awkward moment) blocks Ciber's stunner to hit it's own. Cibernético rolls out, and Mesías follows him with a pescado. Mesías kinda limps after the landing, which his first reminder that he was deathly injured last week. These things come and go. That leaves Parka and Kenzo left to slowly circle each other in the ring Kenzo misses a clothesline and runs into a flapjack. Parka covers with two hands, but of course, Hijo de Tirantes won't count. One....two..........Parka lets go to argue, and there's a break.

Parka stop arguing so Kenzo can charge him, and miss a clothesline. Park gives him a waistlock – and throws him with a German Suplex. I can not believe no one died on that. Tirantes breaks up the bridge. Parka goes after him, and turns around to be caned many times by Zorro. Zorro does a dance of happiness, then puts on the STF. Well, not so much the facelock. Parka grabs the ropes, Tirantes kicks the arm free, Parka refuses to gives up, and Hijo de Tirantes counts the submission. Of course he does.

Técnicos confront the ref, like he's going to do something different than he's been doing all show.

Quick ease of the Konnan stuff from last week then

Vignette: A van pulls up. Teddy and Alex exit, pull Dorian out of the van and drop him and Joaquin's feet. Chessman and Konnan supervise. Why did they have the ski mask on Dorian? Dorian's brought in – past Rain and Blade going the other way, that's not the best of timing.

And now a recap of what you just saw, and then clips of the match you haven't yet seen.

Match 6: Dr. Wagner Jr., Electroshock, Silver King, Último Gladiador vs Alex Koslov, Chessman, Konnan, Teddy Hart
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 10/19/2009

Winner: WagnerManiacs by DQ
Match Time: 20:12 (12:12+8:00)
Rating: amazingly one sided and way too long
Notes: WagnerManicas enter together. So does the Legion, with Pepe Casas waiting behind them to ref. All the previews of this matches showed a fight in the aisle, but they don't actually show it here, because they're still showing us the video clips for each man. No captains announced.

Straight out brawl., Legion in control. Wagner gets dumped over the barricade, and Konnan throws a chair at him and the crowd – it only hits Wagner., so good aim.) It turns onto 4 on 1's and people checking off moves, though I'm distracting by trying to remember if all the matches on this show have started with the rudos ambushing the técnicos. (No the Poder del Norte match. So that's better than usual.) As everyone takes turns doing top rope moves on Electro, Chessman totally kneedrops Electro in the leg on his 450 splash. That sucks. So they show a replay. Wagner makes a 1 on 4 comeback after 4:30 of beatdown. Well, 1 on 3, Konnan suddenly found something wrong with his boot and had to walk away. Instead of going after Teddy like Wagner's supposed to at that point, he walks over and kicks Konnan. I enjoyed that. Teddy gets fed to Silver King and Ultimo Gladiador for a double press slam, and Wagner's lots of running dropkick. Electro powerbombs Teddy hard. UG gives him a DDT on to a chair. Alex is tossed around next, finishing with a UG top rope plancha. Chessman comes in with a chair, but then drops it. Not that it matters, since they show Wagner and Electroshock threatening Konnan instead, while he hides behind the announcers. Teddy started bleeding at some point in here. Konnan walks out instead of taking anything. Wagner stands on the stage looking at him, and not much happens. Lots of pointing and such, and Teddy getting involved being told to go away. UG and Teddy joust with chairs inches away form the crowd. Someone holds a baby in front of them in the first row, which is all sort of bad ideas. The fight spills over in the crowd, both Wagner's beating up Teddy, to a crowd happy to see it. Someone offers a chair, and security has to back him away. Electroshock slaps Alex around, then pitches him over the rail and two rows into the crowd. When the did the announce table get broke? I feel like I missing things. Chessman has walked over to the Teddy Hart fight, only to get chaired and beaten up too. Crowd is going nuts chanting for Wagner. Security has to bring Teddy back over the barricade after he's been beat. Wagner tries to dislodge all the cords from the announce table to use it for something else, but that takes a while. Think we've got a clip or two in here. The already beat table is leaned in the corner. Konnan's still hanging out in the aisle, with Teddy and Alex with him. Chessman is whipped into the table, which doesn't break. It does lead into a break.

The Legion watches from the aisle as the Wagners set up Chessman once again, this time in front of the table. Electro tries to spear him thru it, but it doesn't break it again – it just bends at a 90 degree angle. Announcers are too busy looking at their stuff, now on the floor. Wagners pose int the ring – well, not Silver King, who seems to have wandered off. I think Dr. Morales microphone may be unplugged. Are they going to try to put Chessman thru the table again? Yes, powerbomb onto it, but of course it's not going to break. Rest of the Legion is content to watch from the outside. Wagners charge out of to confront them. How about a pin? Anyone? Anyone? I cannot believe this match is still going. Teddy's stopped bleeding by this point, though is face is still covered in blood. Pepe Casas gets the table out of the ring, not that it's much of use for anyone. Dr. Morales looks very angry about this. WagnerManaics continue to beat up Chessman, but at least his partners can be bothered to stand on the apron. Legion and WagnerManiacs are on adjacent corners, so no one seem to know what's going on. UG tries a pin after a flying legdrop, and Alex breaks that up. So someone finally cares about four minutes of pain for Chessman. Alex suplexes UG and covers. One two no. Dancing kicks. UG rolls out. Silver King run in a and slaps Alex down. Chop. Corner whip, corner clothesline, Tornado DDT. One two kickout. Alex rolls out anyway. Wonder who was supposed to break it up. Electro in, waiting to fight Konnan, but Konnan no hurry to actually participate in this match. Konnan starts coming in, and walks out again. Konnan agrees to come in if it's Wagner, and so they lure him in, before all four Wagners beats him down. Alex and Teddy slowly come in to help cover up Konnan – not so much as fight the guys as protect their leader. WagnerManiacs annoy Alex by giving him multiple wedgies as he lays on Konnan. Alex and Teddy are thrown out, but Konnan get away again. Chessman and Silver King come in for a chop fight. Chessman's looking good after being put thru a table 3 times. Dropkick sends him out, and Silver King hits his dive. Ultimo Gladiador waits for Teddy to come in, and ends up being dropkicked by him. Canadian Destroyer, check. Teddy sells it more than UG, but UG's the one who rolls out so Teddy can do his Asai Moonsault. Electroshock charges Alex, but misses, and takes the knee bump to the floor. Alex follows with his plancha. That leaves Wagner and Konnan, and Konnan's not in hurry for this. Wagner misses a charge, Konnan chops, Wagner turns it around for his own chops. Nice chops. Konnan kicks him. Konnan off the ropes, kick is caught, Konnan off the ropes, Wagner pulls him into a bad fallaway slam. Kick to the head. This is going onto long. Alex knocks down Wagner with a flying clothesline from nowhere, but walks into a Dragon screw. Wagner Driver doesn't look quite right, but Wagner covers anyway. Konnan breaks that up it with a kick. Wagner kick, Konnan catches it and fouls him. That's DQ, but it doesn't stop Konnan from going after his mask. Top half is ripped off, Wagner's face is exposed (but he's covering up.)

Legion beats up Wagner and Silver King when he tries to help out. Not sure where the other two went. Ah, there's Electro with a chair, but he gets taken down from behind. UG got knocked off the apron too. Konnan talks about the only thing he really cares about here – Cibernético talking bad about him last week. Either their choosing fan shots form earlier, or they could not car about this any less. Konnan says Cibernético is only a star because Konnan made AAA in the first place. This seems clipped. Konnan demands to talk to Cibernético face to face, right now. Hey, it is Cibernético's music. And the man himself. And a break.

Konnan has Cibernético, but he also has Alex and Chessman keeping him separated. Can't having fighting on our lucha libre show. Ultimo Gladiador wakes from the head, and Gran Apache appear form nowhere to help keep them separated. Why? Legion guys all hold back Konnan while Apache,and ring crew and someone else holds back Cibernético. Both guys take efforts to break free, but this is a lot of standing around to end the show. Finally, Konnan is waked to the back.