AAA on Televisa #897 (08/08/2009)

Last week: Hey, here's clips of Zorro sitting in the crowd before coming in, which we didn't see last week. We did see him attack X-Pac, as we also did see Lider pin Cibernético. Which, as it turned out, Cibernético planned to happen. Such a sacrifice to the crowd. Replay of that main event, and Chessman's hiptoss onto Charly, which was probably planned now that I watch it one too many times. Still dumb.

This week: Mesias, Parka vs Wagner, Silver King, plus Marco, Elegido, Tiger vs Kenzo, Oriental, ? And more.

TripleMania: Doctor checks on Super Fly, who's back is hurting from Killer Clown's splash. Air Force are ok, because they won the company back and all. I guess this is Why We Haven't Seen Super Fly Lately.

Match 1: Aerostar ©, Laredo Kid, Super Fly vs Billy Boy ©, Decnnis, Tito Santana II
Plaza de Toros San Maros de Tepeapulco, Hidalgo, 07/12/2009

Winner: Tecnicos
Match Time: 13:18 (8:32 + 4:46)
Rating: Good, though not a super match
Notes: Seeing Super Fly and Billy in this match makes me wonder if maybe Super Fly just had a string of cab driver attacks, but only AAA knows about it because he's a masked man and all. It's incredibly unlikely, but it would explain so much. On the other hand, it sure felt like Mesias, Billy, Hijo de Tirantes got in trouble more for the press attention than the incident itself (and Mesias not in trouble at all), so I dont' think my theory holds up. Tirantes is ref, first time we've seen him since that suspension angle (not like we see him a lot on-non major shows anyway.) Guapito is at ringside.

Laredo and Billy start out, Laredo throwing a kick to test him. Billy puts on a wristlock, and spins around for an armdrags. Back up, circling. Billy still has the wacky blue hair extensions. Billy armbar, but Laredo flips around to reversal it into an armdrag. Laredo clothesline is caught and turned into an armbar. Billy hooks under neath the arm, Laredo knees him and pulls him into a 'rana. Billy dropkick, Laredo jumps to apron, pokes Billy away, and drops on him with an Asai. Tito sets up to add to the pile, but Aero gets him with a springboard plancha instead. Aero off the ropes, back around with a spinning headscissors. Tito goes out, Aero also slips to apron and pokes his opponent away, but does a springboard, uh, vertical splash? I haven't seen that one before. Decnnis and Super Fly in, because who else is going to be. Super Fly hasn't been acting rudo-ish, the very little we've seen. Not much more here; while Tirantes talks to Billy about something or other, Super Fly sens Decnnis out with a headscissors, then follows with a running slingshot tornillo. Crowd shot clip – and we know it's one, because it's the same shot they used last week – takes to Aero and Billy back in the ring. Corner whip, Aero charges in, Billy tosses him up, Aero jumps to the top and slips off, Billy kicks him in the back of the leg to knock him down. Billy waves in help, and Tito and Decnnis come in to help slap him around. Rudos take care of the other two, and Decnnis gives Aerostar a big powerbomb. Super Fly is next and he takes three man front powerbomb. Is Super Fly earing sparkly glitter? Let's hope that just rubbed of from Decnnis or something. Decnnis should be wearing sparkly glitter, all things considered. Laredo gets held for a big kick to the chest. Decnnis gives him a fireman's carry into a cutter, and Billy adds a slingshot elbow drop. Dennis snap mares Laredo into position, and Tito adds a top rope senton. We don't get many normal top rope sentons. Probably because it's not so fun. Aero kicked. Micro clip. Decnnis gives Aero a wheelbarrow face first powerbomb, then Aero is set up top for a 'rana by Tito . Guapito comes in to stomp over Aero's body. Billy kicks Aero down one more time, and Tito and Decnnis press slam Guapito into a huge splash. Super Fly comes in, insisted on one on one. As he's insisting to Billy, Decnnis him in the back. That didn't work Corner charges – corner, corner clothesline, running kick to the midsection. Laredo in, and fiercely taken down by Decnnis, who pounds him with a couple punches to the head. What was that? Decnnis pleads innocent to Piero. Laredo set up in the corner, whipped cross ring. Decnnis zigzags across the ring to set up a running kick to the side of the head. How peculiar. Tito dos a running corner silla, and I don't think I've sen that either. Odd moves in this match. Laredo is brought back to the original corner for another whip, and this can't work. Billy whipped in, splash on one's home. Tito charge, clothesline misses, Guapito charges, and Laredo almost can't get him up for the backbreaker. Decnnis charges, and he takes the backbreaker too. Aero and Super Fly brawl with Decnnis and Tito on the outside, while Laredo has his top down for a chest slap battle with Decnnis. Decnnis is great at making Laredo's slap look good. Decnnis slips in a kick to the leg. Corner whip, reversed, Laredo charges in, Decnnis tosses him into the corner. Laredo stays stuck there, and Decnnis slaps him on the backside. Corner whip, charge in, Laredo slides out of the ring, Decnnis hits the corner, Laredo slings back in to the ring, off the ropes, to and a spinning armdrags into a spinning headscissors. Not the cleanest one ever, but it worked. Laredo starts to go into his pose, and Billy boots him into the ropes, then yells at the crowd himself. Chest slap. Whip, Billy charges in, Laredo slides under, Laredo blocks his kick, wristlock, and Laredo walks up the rope to come off with a headscissors. Laredo tosses the dive again and poses, this time uninterrupted. Or not – just as he finishes, Tito takes him out with a dropkick to the back. Super Fly comes in to confront Tito, but it's break time.

Tito tries corner whipping Sup Fly, but he does his flip bit instead. Crowd shot, and then back for Super Fly blocking everything and sending Tito out with an enziguri. Decnnis in, Super Fly around him a few times, ducks a clothesline, gets his clothesline blocked, and Decnnis slaps him in the chest. Whip, Corner whip, Decnnis charges, Super Fly blocks the bicycle kick and crotches himself, and Super Fly – does nothing. Decnnis leaves his foot up there for as long as he can, then can't hold it any more and kicks Super Fly in the head. Miscommunication? Decnnis take him to the ropes, clothesline mises, simultaneous planchas, neither man get the better of it. Guapito helps his man up, and they both stomp Super Fly. Whip into the ropes, Guapito charges, no one home, Guapito splashes the corner and Decnnis splashes Guapito by accident. Super Fly grabs Decnnis in a wristlock, and sends him sliding with a springboard front flip armdrag. Guapito still and kicking and Super Fly. Super Fly holds him back with one hand to his head, scares him with a scream, and kicks him in the backside. Aerostar springboards in to face Billy, but immediately misses a clothesline. Super Fly flips off Billy, but Billy flips him with a clothesline. Chop. Corner whip, reversed, Billy slides under, Aero is waved by on the run, Billy trips him, Aero turns it into a headscissors. Billy goes out, Super Fly crushes him with the springboard reverse tope. Billy got killed on that, to a degree that appeared to amaze him. Laredo and Decnnis in, Decnnis ending Laredo sky high on a backdrop. Whip, both guys grab the ropes on opposite sides of the rings, Decnnis decides to be the guy who charges, Laredo backdrops him, Decnnis lands on the apron and points to his head, Laredo kicks him in the head. Decnnis recovers, Laredo slaps to the apron, and Decnnis pulls him of so he lands on his chin. Tito in – Tito out with a tope con giro, only hitting Decnnis (and only hitting him in the face, not so fun.) Laredo waits for them to get up,a n knocks them both back down with a springboard tornillo. Super Fly in – dive for him? He goes up top, top rope tornillo completely overshoots the pile! Just everyone, stay down for your own safety. Billy and Aero stay in, Billy powerslams Aero for a one count. Tirantes was slow getting down there, which Billy wasn't happy about. Billy tires a powerbomb, and it actually works. One two no. Enough with the digital zoom, please. Corner whip, Billy charges in, Aero gets his legs up, Billy grabs his legs and tosses him backwards, so he's crotched down on the top rope. Billy chops him and climbs all the way up to join him, Aero stands on the top rope too and fights for control. Top rope urange, one two three!

Did they mean to do a Spanish Fly there and set it up the wrong way? That was just as ninety percent effective with half the risk. Decnnis and Guapito both seem to be blaming Billy for letting the team down there, so I guess that partnership is over. Tito seems more forgiving. Super Fly's partners seem to help him up to celebrate, but Super Fly pushed them away, so he hasn't forgotten his rudo bit. Maybe Guapito needs to quickly make an offer there. Super Fly actually needs to be carried to the back – did he get hurt again? Billy is still down in the ring, but I'm not as worried about him.

Noti AAA

Vignette: Why they have one small room where they're taping all of these, I'd like to know. Anyway, Laredo Kid wants to know what was up with that walk out. Super Fly says he was the best in the match and didn't get to pick up the win. Super Fly explains that Super Fly is the best, and he doesn't want to gut hurt helping these guys be good. He was hurt for four weeks thanks to teaming up with them against the clowns, so maybe he shouldn't be teaming with them anymore.

Video Package: Jack vs Teddy. Also, Chessman vs Charly. Guess which feud gets promo time?

Promo: Charly Manson – oh, never mind! Charly yells about getting payback on Chessman and holds up a cheese greater. So he's going to make some sweet pasta?

Match 2: Charly Manson & Jack Evans vs Chessman & Teddy Hart
Plaza de Toros San Maros de Tepeapulco, Hidalgo, 07/12/2009

Winner: tecnicos
Match Time: 11:53 (6:13+5:40)
Rating: a long long beatdown
Notes: No entrances, just a shot of Tirantes looking completely bored. Rudo rush the tecnicos, tecnicos dodge, tecnicos rush the rudos, rudos dodge and get the better of it, tecnicos turn it around again, and on we go.

Teddy and Jack have a brawling scrum, and I'd tell you what Charly and Chessman are doing if we ever got to see them. Charly did bring the cheese grater, as they zoom into show us a few times. More than they show us Charly and chessman fighting, at first. Looks like Chessman is working Charly over, but slower, as the other two go hyper on each other. They take their battle on the outside, so Chessman picks it up in the ring – takedown, running legdrop. Chessman goes out to get a shot in on Jack. Chessman must love that he's a rudo and Jack's a tecnico now, because it means he get to have fun beating up on Jack all over again. Big chest slap inside on Jack. Chessman throws Mr. R. out. Jack gets sent into, and flipped by, Chessman's clothesline. Teddy adds a dropkick. They start to kick Jack out. Keep Jack in, you want to work him. Thru the ropes headscissors DDT. Giant gutbuster by Chessman. Half straight jack backcracker. Charly's brought in and Jack's thrown out. Chessman whips Teddy in for a thru the ropes clothesline. Chessman has to try and top that, so it's a running back plancha. Jack and Teddy fight on the outside, while Chessman bites Charly's head on the inside. Chessman gets the grater, so Charly slaps him. Not enough to get him to let go of the metal, but enough to get him to drop it while punching him. Chessman gets control back but Tirantes asks him to not use it, and kicks the greater out of the ring. Chessman whips Charly instead, drop toe hold, running knee drop to the head. Meanwhile, Teddy does a rope flip moonsault the floor on Jack. Chessman gets the cheese greater back, and Tirantes confiscates it again. Tirantes has a line! Teddy press slams Jack on a barricade, while Chessman takes his time punching Charly in the ring. This is better than 12 minutes of Teddy beating up Jack, because at least there are two different super long beatdowns going on. Teddy licks something off his fingers right off Marisela Pena, who can not believe it. Teddy rams Jack in to the post as Chessman throws Charly out. Jack brought back in. Charly brought back in by Teddy. Chair brought in by Chessman, but Tirantes takes it away before he can sue it, and Jack uses the distraction to get some kicks. One good punch ends that. Rudos switch, so Jack works over Teddy with a boot choke while Chessman gets Charly. Chessman realizes how much eh lost that and goes back towards Jack as the show goes to break.

Jack is hung on the ropes. While they both whip Charly into the corner. Jack is whipped in after him, but Charly spins Jack around back towards the rudos. Chessman lifts and spins Jack into a dropkick on Teddy, and Jack spins around to DDT Chessman while he's wait it. Charly boosts Jack into a dropkick that gets Chessman's on the way up and Teddy on the way down. Arturo totally marks out for that. Clothesline Charly up, trips up jack, and slights him into jacks' superkick. Jack adds his standing moonsault tornillo splash thing. Hijo de Tirantes counts, fairly, but Chessman yanks him from the outside to stop him. Jack backs Teddy into the ropes while Charly slowly chases Chessman around the ring. Teddy and Jack evade in the ring for a bit, and Jack eventually lands a standing spinning heel kick to the head. Jack whip, Teddy quick reversal, both stand there grabbing an arm for a bit, Jack reverses it into to trip, and a standing shooting star press one two Chessman breaks it up. Chessman throws Jack out, and tells Teddy to take a break. Chessman waits for Charly, who the camera doesn't show for some reason. Charly finally comes in, and misses a dropkick. Chessman wits for him to get up to slap him. Corner whip, Charly over, Charly under, Charly under again, whip, reversed, Charly back one more time, and finally gets Chessman with a headscissors. Chessman misses clothesline, Charly drops him with a messy faceslam. Chessman of the ropes, into a dropkick. Crowd died there. Teddy in, Charly looks around before facing out, Charly's clothesline caught, and Teddy kills him with the powerbomb backcracker. Teddy drags Charly into position and goes up, 630 senton, one two Jack breaks it up. Tirantes is counting all of these pins fair, for what it's worth. Teddy ducks a jumping spin kick from Jack, Jack escape a back suplex, Jack German suplex, one two Chessman breaks it up. Chessman whips Jack scoops him up in Atlantida, and drops down to break his back. Chessman says this is it, but gets distracted by the crowd booing. Chessman finally covers about 10 second late, and Charly breaks it up with a kick. Tot eh face. Whip, Charly sets himself, Chessman kicks him in the face, charges, and leaps into a backdrop to the apron. Chessman leaps up on the apron, but Charly dropkicks him off, then wipes him out with a tope. Teddy dropkicks Jack into a corner, but Jack kicks him away he charges, then swings forward to headscissors him out thru the corner. Jack spots him, sets himself and flies after him with the handspring twisting moonsault dive. Chessman and Charly back in. Chessman trying to rally from the crowd. Charly charges, Chessman moves, and Charly hits the corner. Chessman shoulderblock him, runs to the ropes, twisting plancha hits no one. Charly keeps him down and grabs his legs. Chessman tries to bat him away, but Charly gets his hold on anyway. Chessman immediately gives up to El Pozo, but Tirantes reacts oddly – ordering Charly to break it immediately, checking on Chessman's legs as if he's actually had them just broken, and then finally holding up Charly's arm – to the point where no one is clear Charly won for about fifteen seconds. Not even the music guy! Big cheer when he gets his arms held, of course.

Teddy wanders around ringside. I don't know where Jack went. Charly gets the cheese greater, but before that can go anywhere, it's time for a break.

Promo: to Chessman. Charly was lucky today, but he's no Chessman. Charly hut one knee, so Chessman's going to break them both.

In-Ring Promo: La Parka and Roldan. Roldan's mad about Cibernético returning and turning on Mesias last week, calling Cibernético a coward for not being around when AAA needed all the help it could get. Roldan is going to support those who were there for AAA, like Mesias (who wasn't in the match and had little to with stopping the Legion, but OK) and Parka. Parka is here because – I don't know, he doesn't get to talk before Dr. Wagner Jr. and Silver King turn up to give him a reason to be here. Crowd still behind Wagner. Wagner was pleased with the match at TripleMania, and wants more epic matches like – say, Parka's mask over there. Silver King should really argue with his brother, but it's only Parka who seems to have a problem. Wagner demands to get what he wants, or he'll start his own group. I've heard that one out of him before! It doesn't seem to work out so well for him in the short term. Parka puts Wagner in that “people who didn't help AAA fight off Konnan” group and tells him to get in line. Silver King rants. Roldan says he's the guy who decides who fights who in AAA, so Wagner decides he'll have to form his faction. Catchphrase. to When did Silver King become such a cheerleader? Get him some pom poms or something. Silver king leaves the ring to start celebrating, leaving hi brother behind for a bit.

Vignette: Kenzo has his own car service! Nice panama hat, too. Jacket, handkerchief, glasses, but the undershirt doesn't quite complete the look. We see that Oriental was also in the car. Kenzo tells him he's got a huge star from Japan to be their partner. Oriental cant wait to see how tall and heavy he is. Poor Oriental.

Recap: bits from TripleMania and since. No reason.

Vignette: cont: Oriental is so hyped to see this new big man that they Kenzo's got stashed away in this office. Kenzo tells him to turn and look, and suddenly Oriental realizes he didn't mean “grand” as in tall. Oriental is very disappointed. What a way to debut a new wrestler! Kenzo tells Oriental to wait until he sees him in the ring, but Oriental is doubtful. New guy has a sword!

Match 3: El Elegido, Extreme Tiger, Marco Corleone vs Kenzo Suzuki, Oriental, Sugi
Plaza de Toros San Maros de Tepeapulco, Hidalgo, 07/12/2009

Winner: rudos
Match Time: 8:54 (7:36+1:18)
Rating: good debut for Kenzo's team
Notes: No entrances, no introductions, so we don't even get someone saying Sugi's name. He's just in the ring. Tirantes is the ref again.

Rudos rush the tecnicos all around. Oriental gets paired up with Elegido, while Marco and Kenzo brawl on the outside. Marco gets whipped to the apron, jumps on and springboards off with a clothesline, Kenzo ducks and kicks Marco into the front row. Sugi has a pole on his head, and a red tail off of It, and it makes him look ever so slightly like Psycho Clown. Also, appears like either the lights or the AAA stage is on fire, because there's lot of smoke from that direction. Rudos get it together to triple team in the ring. Tiger takes a big belt shot – good thing Kenzo put on that belt this morning. Sugi has a nice running shooting star press. Kenzo's does a knee drop that is not wacky, but it does cause his beltless pants to slip down. Crane shot is really blurry because of the zoom. Oriental and Sugi manage to hold Marco enough up so Kenzo (with with belt back on) can get in his shots. Corleone's held for a double clothesline, but Kenzo take it instead. Oriental and Sugi are still able to kick and dropkick Marco down to side before he can do anything. Corner whip, Marco kips out, leaps over Kenzo, over Kenzo again, over Sugi, over, Oriental, to the rope, and off with a double clothesline for the short guys. Kenzo's climbing to the top rope, but Marco dropkicks him off there as well. That's some nice leaping. Crowd approves. Marco celebrates, then tags Tiger. He and Sugi in, Sugi flipping around and knocking Tiger down with a jumping spin kick. Sugi is folded up something fun. Sugi gets Tiger with a to headscissors, then a 619 to the head. Tiger catches him going for a clothesline, and gives him a sort of inverted suplex into a stunner. Sugi stumbles around in position. And Tiger goes up for a top rope double legdrop. Kenzo in, and chopping Tiger down. Kenzo yells something, then drops Tiger with a brainbuster. Tiger sneaks thru Kenzo's legs, sneak under his clothesline, and trips him up with a dropkick to the knee. Shot for Oriental on the apron, off the ropes, running dropkick to the head to take them both to the floor. Elegido in with Kenzo, Kenzo charge,s no one's home, and Elegido trips him with an enziguri. Dropkick knocks Kenzo out. Oriental runs Elegido over with a running axhandle and goes to work stomping. Elegido's covered up where in a very un-macho way. Oriental celebrates beating up the man. Oriental sets him up in the corner flops. Corner whip, reveres, Oriental moves, Elegido hits the corner so Oriental can pull down his trunks briefly, then pulls them back up and beats up Elegido more. Oriental waves in Sugi for help, Elegido runs thru their double clothesline and flips them both with a double clothesline of his own. Springboard backbreaker for Oriental, crane pose for Sugi. Sugi does his own pose, and Elegido kicks him in the back of the had. Kenzo clothesline Elegido while he's dancing and does his own version of the Elegido dance. Marco lets him dance for a bit, then brings him with a left hand. Is he going dance? No, Oriental knocks him down and Sugi helps him with a double armbar, double headbutt, double suplex – no, blocked, blocked and Marco suplexes them both. Marco clothesline him both out – Sugi can't get over and goes thru anyway. Tiger in, and Marco tosses him up into a huge tope con giro. Rudos might have actually caught Tiger this week, but a camera switch makes it hard to tell. Kenzo slaps Marco around. Break. I don't like this break, because I thought this one was real close to being over.

Kenzo whips Marco, clothesline misses, Marco goes down way before Kenzo's big boot actually hits him, oops. That was obvious even on the best angle to hide that. Kenzo does his eagle pose. Off the ropes, Marco low bridges, and Kenzo throws himself out. Marco runs – huge nice plancha to the floor. Elegido runs to the ropes – pescado onto Oriental. He got Oriental high on that. Tiger in, but Sugi runs the ropes and smashes him with a dropkick. Quick replay of that to show him running the ropes. Sugi gets a double wristlock, stands on Tiger's shoulders and Tiger is standing, drops down and pulls him into an inverted 'rana. Tiger got spiked there. That was more paralyzing then any piledriver in ten years. One two three. On the upside, this one was over right way.

Elegido was too late in breaking that up and is now checking to see if Tiger's head is still attached. He's staying really still, as the rudos celebrate. Oriental seems much happier with Sugi as an partner. Replay of Tiger landing directly on his head.

In-Ring Promo: Tirantes, who has a few things to say to Joaquin Roldan. He calls him out, and he calls out his son. Tirantes Sr. again makes the case that Tirantes was just following his orders, and if anyone is at fault, it's the guy who lost the company to Konnan. Hijo de Tirantes has lost that Panama patch. Tirantes Sr. notes he's one of the three guys who've been here every day from the beginning (it'd be Octagon and Pepe Casas as the others), he should get some extra respect and consideration, and so should his family. Roldan says Hijo de Tirantes had a choice to be with AAA or be with Konnan, and decided to take Konnan's side. He made his decision, so Hijo de Tirantes is gone. Tirantes Sr. asks one more time – is this definite? Roldan says yes. Tirantes Sr. says he's lost all respect for Roldan and his family, and so he and his son are leaving the company. Roldan has a completely inappropriate smirk here. Hijo de Tirantes is not as sure about this move, but goes along with walking out.

Match 4: El Mesías & La Parka Jr. vs Dr. Wagner Jr. & Silver King
Plaza de Toros San Maros de Tepeapulco, Hidalgo, 07/12/2009

Winner: Mesias & La Parka Jr. by DQ
Match Time: 8:40
Rating: worthless
Notes: Piero is ref. Again, no entrances. Wagner has both belts. Clip to start?

Rudos both rush the tecnicos. Park gets dropped, but Mesias gets the better of it and lay out both Wagners. Wagners gets Mesias with a dragon screw leg whip, Parka gets Wagner with to a spinning backbreaker. Seems like Wagners are working rudo again, and are getting cheered again. All four brawl outside for a minute or so, Wagner and Mesias and Silver and Parka. Wagners manage to isolate Parka in the ring and work him over a moment, but then everyone goes back to brawling outside. It's past three minutes in, and that's all this has been. Judging from the clock, it's not going to be a whole lot more than. Silver King gets clotheslines into the laps of fans who've been into the show all night long, so that's probably a thrill for them. After going all the way up to the stage, Mesias and Wagner come back to the ring to no-sell each other's chops. Mesias eventually knocks Wagner down, but they go right back to chop exchange. Silver and Parka go back to their corners, so perhaps they'll eventually stop brawling. Mesias tries the press slam vagina, and this time it goes a lot better – Mesias makes a point of walking around before tossing him. Silver King breaks up the cover with a dropkick. Parka comes it to face him. Silver gets whipped to a corner, Parka charges, Silver king puts Parka up top – he's not going try a superplex? No, even better, a 'rana. Parka pushes him off, of course. Parka comes off the ropes with a flying chindrop, except it's hard to pick up Silver's boot to Parka's face because they've zoomed in too far. Silver puts on a leg lock, stops halfway thru, and Mesias shows up to stop him with a cutter. Wagner gives Mesias a shining wizard. And poses. Crowd is more mixed this week. Mesias goes up top, and Wagner chops him to stop, then pulls him off with a running cutter. One two Parka takes an odd route to break it up. Parka with a kick, off the ropes, running – let's pretend that one as a one handed, but it really was just junk. Silver breaks up that pinfall. Clip? DDT to Mesias by Silver King to keep him out of the way. Parka is too winded to stand., then walks over to kick Silver King. Parka back up, charges and get tosses to the apron. Silver King punches him, charges, and Parka is supposed to duck so Silver King can over, but Parka kicks at Silver's leg as he goes over instead. Odd. Parka, not a good wrestler. I think that's been said. Parka teases an Asai, but Silver saves Parka by pulling him off the apron. Not that Parka was really even jumping towards the ropes there. Mesias and Wagner are left in and – Masked Zorro walks out. Piero watches Silver King hit Parka with chair on the outside, which is okay because Masked Zorro walks over and takes the chair away. Huh. Silver is as confused as the rest of us, but begs off before from the impending cane shot. Zorro pulls back the cane – and hits Parka, completely on purpose, Piero awards the DQ with lightning speed, and that's he match.

Why does he have the mask on here? I don't know. Does Zorro have some sort of split personality thin going? I dunno. Why did he attack Parka? I don't know. Why is he sitting on the stage? I dunno. Wagners start to brawl with Parka and Mesias as the show ends.