CMLL Martes de Nuevo Valores: 2016-11-22

Recapped: 11/22/2016

What happened:

Better to break out of the format for this show. The only match I spent time closely watching was the main event, a Volador exhibition disguised as a title match over Mephisto. It was a totally generic Volador match, with nothing novel or creative. It’s still athletic enough that I can’t help but give it something, but it’s more grudging acknowledgment of the effort to do a match that seems so effortless. It’s not any fondness for the match, and definitely not any particular interest in the match itself. There was no particular thought put in the match, it was literally the same match as ever except slightly slower. The crowd did seem up, but weren’t so interested enough to cover up the participants disinterest. There were easily more technical errors in Dragon Lee/Polvora, but the match from Puebla was easily more enjoyable. Mephsito is no Polvora and will just take whatever the match the tecnico gives him, and Volador gave him the checklist of big spots. This surely worked for the tourist and casual heavy crowd and isn’t worth watching if you’ve seen any other Volador singles match.

In a slight defense, this is Volador’s 18th ‘big’ singles TV match of the year; they’re doing him no favors by putting him out there this much.

The rest of the show was in the same mold; very little creativity, everything just going thru the motions and aimed at a fanbase that goes to the luchas once a year. The fourth match was the closest thing to a good match, but it’s just as similarly the same match you see those guys doing twice a week. The first few matches were ramped down, with Soberano the only one doing anything close to high spots.

The worst match was the semimain, where they’re doing an honest to god Mascara Ano 2000/Maximo feud. It’s not clear if it’ll end with a title match or a hair match, but it’s mostly unclear why they’re bothering.

This show is on CMLL’s channel, but go spend your time elsewhere. There’s just a few GIFs and times past this point.

Match 1: Fantasy & Shockercito vs Pequeño Nitro & Pequeño Olímpico
Arena México, 11/22/2016

rudos
- Pequeño Olímpico elbow drop Acero (6:34)
- Pequeño Nitro top rope splash Fantas (7:07)
técnicos
- Fantasy Spanish Fly Pequeño Nitro (3:38)
- Acero suastica Pequeño Olímpico (3:34)
rudos
- Pequeño Nitro backcracker Fantasy (3:27)
- Pequeño Olímpico cradle swinging neckbreaker Acero (4:14)

Winner: rudos (1/3)
Match Time: 14:55

Match 2: Estrellita, La Vaquerita, Marcela vs Amapola, Tiffany, Zeuxis
Arena México, 11/22/2016

técnicas
- Marcela Michinoku Driver Zeuxis (7:40)
rudas
- Amapola motocicleta Estrellita (2:37)
tecnicas
- Vaquerita elbow drop Amapola (3:42)
- Estrellita Star Gate Zeuxis (3:53)

Winner: tecnicas (2/3)
Match Time: 14:10

Match 3: Esfinge, Oro Jr., Soberano Jr. vs Morphosis, Okumura, Virus
Arena México, 11/22/2016

rudos
- Virus one arm campana Soberano (7:10)
técnicos
- Soberano plancha Morphohs (4:26)
- Esfinge Nudo Egipico Okumura (4:50)
rudos
- Okumura hanging DDT Oro Jr. (4:19)
- Morphosis valagueza Esfinge (4:55)

Winner: rudos (1/3)
Match Time: 16:55
Notes: Oro replaced Fuego

Match 4: Ángel de Oro, Rey Cometa, Fuego vs Ephesto, Gran Guerrero, Luciferno
Arena México, 11/22/2016

técnicos
- Fuego huracanrana Ephesto (4:26)
rudos
- Hooligan Crash on Rey Cometa (2:29)
- Ephesto shoulderblock Fuego (2:29)
rudos
- Gran Guerrero Toro Slam Angel de Oro (3:27)

Winner: rudos (2/3)
Match Time: 10:22
Notes: Fuego replaced Stuka.

Match 5: Stuka Jr., Máximo Sexy, Titán vs Máscara Año 2000, Rey Bucanero, Terrible
Arena México, 11/22/2016

técnicos
- Máximo casadora cradle Mascara Ano 2000 (5:49)
técnicos
- DQ Mascara Año 2000 [foul Máximo] (2:47)

Winner: técnicos (1/2)
Match Time: 8:36
Notes: Stuka replaced Marco. Mascara fouled Máximo when he went for the kiss. Mascara taunted Máximo after the match

Mephisto backcracker (2:42)
Volador backcracker (2:06)
Volador top rope frankensteiner (12:32)

Winner: Volador (2/3)
Match Time: 17:20
Notes: Stuka & Kahoz were the seconds