Hello! AAA’s Heroes Inmortales is taking place tonight. The show is listed as starting at 5PM CST (though it may not actually get going for a while after.) The show appears to be about four hours long, and there’ll be coverage here until the show completes.
In addition to the chat, live results should turn up below and on Twitter (@luchablog).
1) Cinthia Moreno, Fabi Apache, Mari Apache b Jennifer Blake, Sexy Star, Velvet Sky [glow in the dark]
Tough to follow match. Jennfier wrapped some tape around her arm, but Sexi Star’s gear was the only glow in the dark material that showed up well. Sexi Star pinned Fabi after chair shots to the back, and the rudas danced in the ring after the match.
2) El Elegido, Octagoncito, Pimpinela Escarlata b Alan Stone, Mini Histeria, Polvo de Estrellas [lumberjack]
usual strap match combined with usual Pimpi match. She submitted Alan Stone. After Elegido & Octagoncito left for no apparent reason, the exoticos attacked. Casandro returned to make the save.
3) Abyss & Chessman b Extreme Tiger & Jack Evans [AAA TAG, TLC]
Good match for this sort of thing. Tiger did his guillotine legdrop off a ladder onto Chessman. Rudos rallied, Abyss chokeslammed Tiger thru a table with tacks on it, and Chessman put Jack thru another table before grabbing the belts. New Champs.Still To Come
4) Electroshock b La Parka, Brutus Magnus, Joe Lider, Zorro, Jeff Jarrett, LA Park, Cibernético, Silver King[Copa Antonio Pena]
Heavy Metal did not appear. Royal Rumble rules. Parka and Park started, followed by Silver King, Electroshock, Cibernetico. La Parka eliminated himself and Cibernetico and those two fought to the back. Zorro came in, with his stick in play. Jeff Jarrett followed, and Silver King was thrown out. Joe Lider was in next, then Magnus. Park dropkicked Zorro out. Electro lowbridged Magnus to send him out. LA Park monkey fliped Lider off the apron to eliminate him. Jarrett and Park beat up on Electro forever, but when park went to pose on the middle rope, Park tossed him. Jarrett had a fit, then later tried to pull Park off the apron. Park fought him off, but a Masked Zorro ran in to attack, and Electroshock threw him out for the win.
5) El Mesías NC Sting
Sting was promoted as Classic Sting, instead appeared as Joker Sting. Short match. Jarrett led the TNA guys to ringside. Brutus offered a chair, but Sting hit him instead. TNA guys all beat up Sting, Sting and Mesias ran them off. No DQ for any of this, and Mesias and Sting shook hands and posed to end it. No finish, bad match otherwise.
6) Dr. Wagner Jr. b el Hijo del Perro Aguayo [AAA LA, bull terrier]
Octagon & Konnan Big were the seconds, with Silver King wandering out to join in too. Silver and Konnan got involved a lot. Octagon stood around and argued a bit. Expected brawl. Rudos dominated early, Wagner came back while taking off his chain so he could do his dive. Wagner got the chain back around and, after some near falls, hit all six corners for the win. After the match, Octagon came in the ring, and hit Wagner with a chair! La Parka ran down for the save, but he also turned on Wagner. Wagner was totally destroyed, and Konnan announced Parka & Octagon as new members of La Sociedad. They did look skinnier than usual, and they may be setting up a reveal that they’re fakes just like Masked Zorro (which would be overdoing it by two), but the implication here was they were the real Parka & Octagon.
7) Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown b Damián 666, Halloween, Nicho el Millionario [cage, mask, hair]
Advertised as a dome cage match, but took place in the usual six side cage. Mini Clown got in the match to start, and took a piledriver. He was up and fighting five minutes later. Order of escape was Mini Clown, Murder Clown, Halloween & Monster escaped somewhere in here, Bestia came in, Bestia left, Joe Lider came in (he’d been stretchered out of the Copa Pena match) to attack Nicho, Bestia came back in to help, Lider destroyed him, Psycho tried to leave, Perros stopped him, Bestia left again, Damian left with him, Lider set up Nicho on a table, Psycho jumped off the top of the cage with a spash, and both Lider and Psycho left for the win. All three Perros (but not Bestia) were shaved. Nicho was strechered out.