top six stories since the last time I remembered to do this

1. Averno lost his mask! Every day before, he prepared by doing an interview saying he wasn’t going to WWE, and every day after, he faced La Mascara in some sort of trios match. The mask match will air sometime before the heat death of the universe.
2. At TripleMania, LA Park took Mesias’ hair, Jeff Jarrett took the AAA World Title, and Dr. Wagner took the main event win. This aired live.
3. Both shows drew well! Hooray accounting balance books.
4. Tony Rivera let a blockade of Arena Mexico, restricting access all the way up to the time where people would start to want to have access, then leaving and promising more if he did not get a payoff. There has been no more notice, and Tony Rivera has returned to wrestling indy matches like all of that happened with some other Tony Rivera.
5. AAA lost TV in the US. No one seems to have noticed, except all the people emailing me about it. Maybe when you say you’re going to HD after TripleMania, you should go to HD after TripleMania?
6. IWL is running in an internet PPV.

Other News

• Verano de Escandalo was announced for 07/31 in Guadalajara.
• Perros del Mal also won the new AAA Trios title, but Perro Aguyao Jr. is back in the hospital with fall back into his previous issues. What exactly his previous issues are are still up for debate.
• Team Charly won Forjando un Idolo. Shocker is a coaching genius.
• Mascara Dorada won his CMLL welterweight title back to cap off his extended stay in NJPW
• Virus defeated Guerrero Maya to win the vacant CMLL (Super?) Lightweight championship
• Rey Bucanero defeated Hijo del Fantasma who won the NWA LH championship
• Blue Demon, Casandro and others went to England, and Casnadro picked up the NWA Welterweight title. Always heard the shopping in London was fantastic.
• Taboo was revealed to be La Parka’s brother. Children had their bikes broken before being kidnapped.
• Cibernetico has an ax, never ever hits anyone one with the blade part.
• Unrelated to the last two bits, Mesias was not kidnapped. Nothing to see in this bullet point, move on.
• Astro Boy jumped to AAA, now named Argos
• Rafa el Maya suffered a heart attack. He recovered, but still is out action.
• Diamante is out six weeks with multiple toe injuries.
• Jack Evans is busy in TNA and NOAH (with Aerostar and Rocky Marvin.)
• Masked Warriors finished taping it’s second season, announced a third season, still hasn’t aired anything in a long time
• Arkangel anniversary show announced for 07/17.
• Pantera, who now is wearing his mask for no reason and almost no one complained about Silver King did the same is complaining now and how weird is that?, won Rey del Ring in IWRG.
• Lucha POP announced their first show
• Nakamura came and went. Naito is here now. La Comandante, Strong Man and Hector Garza are heading out.
• Pollo Asesino is crazy.
• Juvi is back around and doing stuff. Super X to return and such.
• Tiger Kid decided his name was not generic enough and became Tiger. An annoying blogger has complained about this five times and really needs to let it go already.