top six stories of the last two weeks

1. Perro Aguayo Jr. left the hospital, held a press conference to show off his surgery scar, and announced he’d be returning to the ring immediately. In fact, he did not wrestle in his scheduled match the next day, though he did run in after the match and seemed to be in the same shape he left. Perro teased his group leaving the larger La Sociedad umbrella rudo faction.
2. Charly Manson was charged with attacking two police officers, sent to jail with no bail facing up to 10 years, then released on bail after all. No one’s quite sure what’s going on, but Charly has only missed a single week of TV after all of this.
3. AAA announced TNA would be participating on TripleMania. Jeff Jarrett is the only name specified.
4. Zorro is injured, but still managed to cost LA Park a couple matches against Mesias. On the Wednesday taping, Zorro yelled at LA Park to cause him to be powerbombed by Mesias for the pin. On Saturday, someone wearing Zorro’s old mask ran in and hit LA Park with a cane. LA Park blamed Konnan, Konnan has no idea what’s going on.
5. Polvora, Fuego, Angel de Oro, Rey Escorpion, Diamante, Hijo del Signo, Delta and Guerrero Maya Jr. (in a tiebreaker) all advanced to the playoffs for Forjando un Idolo
6. Perros announced they’d be holding a Perros del Mal vs Psycho Circus apuesta match on 05/29.

Other news

• Blue Panther beat Negro Casas in a singles match in Arena Coliseo and the two agreed to a hair match. This was never mentioned again.
• Konnan said AAA would be running a trios title tournament.
• Mini Psicosis upset Octagoncito to win the AAA World Minis Championship.
• Psycho Circus won the IWRG IC Trios championship.
• Rey Bucanero left Peste Negra (and Perico!) to form a new trio with Terrible & Texano.
• Escorpion woke up one day and decided his name was Rey Escorpion. (This is a better explanation than we got.) He and Ultimo Guerrero also had a few shoving matches.
• people who kept titles: Jushin Liger, Rysusuke Taguchi, Valiente, and Ultimo Guerrero