03/31 news: Mexico lineup, Onion, other stuff

Not much news today. Ovaciones still thinks Samoa Joe will be in Mexico today, and I guess I’m going to have to go to Chicago Ridge to find the Truth! (who probably will be in Mexico, so good luck finding him.)

CMLL (FRI) 03/31 Arena Mexico Lineup
1) Mascara Purpura, Neutrón, Virus vs Arkangel de la Muerte, Hombre Sin Nombre, Shigeo Okumura
2) Dark Angel, Diana La Cazdora, Princesa Blanca vs Amapola, Medusa, Princesa Sujei
3) Blue Panther, Satánico, Último Dragón vs Pierroth, Takemura, Tarzan Boy
4) Dr. Wagner Jr. vs Brazo de Plata and Dos Caras Jr. and La Máscara and Lizmark Jr. and Heavy Metal and Volador Jr. and Negro Casas and el Hijo del Perro Aguayo and Olímpico and Héctor Garza [Copa Jr.]
5) Mistico vs Black Warrior

Obviously, you gotta figure they’ll be making challenges for the mask match.

CMLL (THU) 03/30 Arena Isabel de Cuervanaca Results [box y lucha]
1) Cholo, Vampiro Metalico b Antaris, Kid Tiger
2) Dark Angel, Lady Apache b Hiroka, Princesa Sujei
3) Villano IV, Villano V b Rey Bucanero, Tarzan Boy
4) Dos Caras Jr., El Hijo Del Santo b el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, Héctor Garza
recapper unhappily noted some fans were throwing objects at the rudos, including eggs and “heads and legs of chicken”. I guess I’m not supposed to find that hilarious, but I can’t help it. Some of those fans were thrown out.

CMLL (MON) 04/03 Arena Puebla Lineup
1) Fenix & Super Star vs Mr. Rafaga & Murcielago
2) Zigma, SWAT, Kirvan vs Fuerza Tiger, Fuerza Chicana, Ares
3) Centella de Oro, Asturiano, the Tiger vs Misterioso II, Negro Navarro, Kraken
4) Heavy Metal, Hijo de Lizmark, La Mascara vs Averno, Mephisto, Olimpico
5) Mistico, Negro Casas, Dos Caras Jr. vs Ultimo Guerrero, Atlantis, Black Warrior

Did I link the Onion “Illegal Mexican Wrestlers” article this week? Some parts are far less parody than the writer may believe. Call me crazy, but the first picture, labeled Rey Misterio, sure looks like Tarzan Boy booting Dos Caras Jr. I guess you could tell better if Dos was standing up. It may still be too soon for that last paragraph.

Rudopolis has a news update and show reports from this past week.

There’s an update about the Chicago lucha shows in April.

Not quite as local (to me), IWR‘s been running some bizzaro lineups; combinations of US indy talent and Mexico lucha stars. Their next show, 05/06, are scheduled to have Ultimo, Rey, Wagner and LA Park. Road trip, anyone? It’s only a 6 hour trip! (Thanks to mikeinformer for the reminders.)