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Universo beat Halloween with the Black Hammer in tonight’s Arena Mexico main event. (Insert mock surprise comment here.) Of note, Halloween did not actually get his head shaved, as he was stretchered out and taken away in an ambulance after recieving the Black Hammer. You’d think they at least deliver on the stip. (Unless he’s really hurt or something.)
Why I stopped listening to Johnny Cash to find this out tonight, I have no idea.