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and on a normal night, I think…
and on a normal night, I think happening on someone who needed chorizo but did not know what it was would’ve been the highlight
I don’t think he was hitting o…
I don’t think he was hitting on me, because he soon followed with “you look as bad as I feel.” Way to earn your no tip!
so the Quiznos guy said to me …
so the Quiznos guy said to me “the meal deal saved you SIXTY NINE cents. (semi-quietly) Yea, I said it.”
What color are the Senators su…
What color are the Senators supposed to be? Chartuse?
shuttled you to and from a mid…
shuttled you to and from a midnight madness mall, and all I get is ‘thank’? it’s a good thing I’m awesome
Continuing my travelog of shop…
Continuing my travelog of shopping, waiting to pick up people from midnight madness is boring.
worse that jewel the day befor…
worse that jewel the day before? walmart the day of
Just went to grocery on thanks…
Just went to grocery on thanksgiving eve for no good reason. It’s fun being a moron.
flipping on late night ESPNews…
flipping on late night ESPNews and hearing Coach narrate highlights will never stop being weird