absurdly great

Roger Ebert’s rules for critics; ethically discussions usually are this entertaining, and proving once again that you don’t need to talk to say a lot. Even if you don’t know it’s a not-so-secretly a take down piece, it’s so insanely great.

Respect the reader’s money. It is admirable that the DVD of “Cool Hand Luke” contains an extra where they guess how many eggs Paul Newman ate while filming the egg-eating scene. But in hard times like these, do not say, “Reason enough to get it!”

I can’t think of how that, and other thing list, would be applicable to specific things so this post must end now.