Heat 09/30

Okay, so it’s here. This is more of an excuse to argue with Justin about the brackets. See, Mr. Shapiro, who’s been quite good on his myspace, of late, sadly doesn’t Get It when it comes to all importants tournaments where they haven’t bothered with brackets. Our seeding system continues to be compromised. 1 Lita … Continue reading “Heat 09/30”

Okay, so it’s here. This is more of an excuse to argue with Justin about the brackets.

See, Mr. Shapiro, who’s been quite good on his myspace, of late, sadly doesn’t Get It when it comes to all importants tournaments where they haven’t bothered with brackets.

Our seeding system continues to be compromised.

1 Lita
8 Candice

2 Mickie
7 Victoria

Your problem is you believe they’re doing it in any sort of order. I don’t think Lita and Mickie are on the same side of the bracket, assuming it actually exists. I think we’re now looking at

Lita------
|Lita------
Candice---           |
|Lita------
Torrie----           |          |
|Torrie----           |
whoever---                      |
|Mickie
Melina----                      |
|Melina----           |
Maria-----           |          |
|Mickie----
Mickie----           |
|Mickie----
Victoria---

So now we get Torrie versus Beth or Kelly Kelly or Moolah or something awful. This’ll be GREAT.

Things that would currently be better than this current tournament
– Mickie vs Lita for the title (since that’s the final anyway)
– a battle royal
– just giving Lita back the title
– just giving Mickie the title
– killing the title
– just giving Steven Richards the title
– most everything in the world

It’s really good Victoria and Mickie just happened to have lingerie to wrestle in in case DX over and made them. (Actually, that’s probably how it really happened, so I should shut up.)

(FWIW, I think I went to about 10 Cubs games and about 15 minor league games, and wrote about 130 of them.)