* while checking my phone, I apparently hit the car alarm button on the back of my key chain. This is the 5000 time my car alarm has gotten set off this way, with 0 actual car theft attempts.
* Subway people inform me they’ve discontinued their sandwhich/drink/2 cookies meal deal. I am very bitter. Chips are just about unhealthy, and far less tasty than chocolate chip cookies, but not worth the two dollars extra. Stupid Subway.
* While I’m eating, some random person asks me if they can have five dollars. I don’t actually have a five dollar bill on me and am weirded out, then feel horrible I didn’t just give the person the ones I had.
This is when you know it’s a good idea to cut lunch short and go back to doing whatever the heck it was you were doing.