Driving today, and notice the car in front of me has some piece of paper wedged inside the bottom left corner of the rear windshield. As usual mid-west Chicago suburbs, there’s plenty of traffic and sitting around to get close enough for a look. I get close enough to look at it, and almost die laughing because of the randomness.
In big Times New Roman letters, the paper says
“Randy Orton” drives an aqua Toyota Tercel in case you were wondering.