tilt finale

only person watching I’m not against the idea of female poker player being a person of importance or have issues with the actor, but really they should’ve given her something to do (that involve playing poker at 8) in nine episodes. If they didn’t spend an episode in a sex club for nothing more than … Continue reading “tilt finale”

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I’m not against the idea of female poker player being a person of importance or have issues with the actor, but really they should’ve given her something to do (that involve playing poker at 8) in nine episodes. If they didn’t spend an episode in a sex club for nothing more than the scenery and sub porn movie dialouge, Miami would’ve been the biggest waste of time.

That, and the great “you got balls, I’ll say that” line Matador just dropped on her.

What would David Williams mom say about a cameo on Tilt? I couldn’t stop laughing when I realized it really was him. She wasn’t there or they would’ve shown her, surely.

I like how it’s no big deal our three heroes made it to the final ten. From watching the tournament, it seems skill has 25% to do and luck is all the rest – they’re not even broaching the subject of how they’re getting where they are outside of the about three hands.

Eddie just turned an ace high straight and no one even mentions it. What the heck. I was kinda waiting for Norman to hit on Miami after, but sadly no.

Suicide scenes, how lovely. At least he didn’t pull the trigger while taling to his wife, that would’ve been awkward.

“The medical benefits suck.” Ha.

How odd all the late hands are decided with big hands? Would seem to be unlikely. David did better in real life than fiction, how about that.

I will never miss the voiceovers.

You’d think someone would mention “and last time these two played, an investigation was called in and Eddie ended up beat up.” Hey, isn’t $3.5mil still enough to cover what he needs by going second place? Shouldn’t someone have pointed it out?

OH SNAP he THREW IT. That’s awesome! That’s redeeming! I guess he’s got plenty now. Or an investigation into that too, whatever.

I guess the idea for Season 2 is the Matador gets free – but since everyone’s gotten their revenge on him, why do we still care? Eh.

Did we ever care to start with?

bracketology

Digger Phelps is wearing a bright green tie. Waving around a bright green highlighter. Wearing a green pinstriped suit. I’m thinking he should gotten his hair dyed green while he was at it. I hope they have him do a standup just so we can see if he’s got green shoes. At least he stopped … Continue reading “bracketology”

Digger Phelps is wearing a bright green tie. Waving around a bright green highlighter. Wearing a green pinstriped suit.

I’m thinking he should gotten his hair dyed green while he was at it. I hope they have him do a standup just so we can see if he’s got green shoes.

At least he stopped throwing down Open Challenges for Notre Dame to meet the last at large team for their seed, like he was doing this morning. Or at least he didn’t early on – I’ve been flipping around every since they started the filler (celebrity NCAA tournament memories? really?)

Does Fowler really hate Vitale? He looks so unhappy every time Vitale cuts him off to say something (completely pointless.)

Edit: Majerus can eat me, by the way. It’s doing what he loves. “I don’t own a computer or a caculator or a slide rule” – you ought to be getting one of those calorie counter calculators first of all, and second of all, if you’re going to dismiss the RPI, you ought to know what the heck you’re talking about it instead of using ignorance as a defense. I mean, I believe you’re dumb but I don’t believe the rest.

Velocity 03/12

Velocity 03/12/05 STOP LOOKING AT CHAVO. Someome buy London a camera. Chavo being on commentary reminds me how much I miss Josh “getting the business” and being told to shut up. He needs that now and then, for the next seven years and all. —- If I had to insanely fanstaby book Akio to a … Continue reading “Velocity 03/12”

Velocity 03/12/05

STOP LOOKING AT CHAVO. Someome buy London a camera.

Chavo being on commentary reminds me how much I miss Josh “getting the business” and being told to shut up. He needs that now and then, for the next seven years and all.

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If I had to insanely fanstaby book Akio to a climatic moment in time and space, it might go something like this:

WM21: Akio shockingly wins whatever SD! does as Get Everyone We Aren’t Ticked At On The Card. Later, he runs into Tajiri, who’s happy his lowely goon won such a big match, but Akio gives him the angry stare of “I’m not your goon anymore!”

[::slow burn::]

Otherwise Crappy Draft RAW: In a special SD! vs RAW treat, it’s Tajiri vs Akio! Kick kick kick kick jumping kick top rope kick flipping kick winning kick barely to Akio. Maybe some goofyness because we’ve got to leave a rematch there.

Neither of them get moved.

sometime between WM and SummerSlam: WWE champion John Cena needs a partner for a tag match – and shockingly chooses Akio! Because they’re both cross over (film/wrestlng) stars. Akio is now a star!!! and perhaps cuts a rap album.

sometime after: Akio gets sick of Cena’s stupid rhymes and kicks him in the head. HARD!

SummerSlam: Akio beats Cena for the WWE Title! Everyone is happy. (OR ELSE.)

WM: Tajiri vs Akio, the rematch. And Akio wins again. BUT ULTIMO DRAGON APPEARS.

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I’d go take the nap I seem to need, but the saddest Cowboy Bebop episode is on and I never can turn away.