gimmick via insomina

Maven should be Simon Dean’s new tag team partner/celebrity spokesperson. Wouldn’t the Simon System explain the fab abs? Can’t you just imagine him doing the “this worked for ME!” smile? Doesn’t Hurricane & Rosey vs Simon & Maven sound like the quinessintial Heat Main Event/PPV Opener? I’m busy, I’m tired, I’m trying to cut down … Continue reading “gimmick via insomina”

Maven should be Simon Dean’s new tag team partner/celebrity spokesperson. Wouldn’t the Simon System explain the fab abs? Can’t you just imagine him doing the “this worked for ME!” smile? Doesn’t Hurricane & Rosey vs Simon & Maven sound like the quinessintial Heat Main Event/PPV Opener?

I’m busy, I’m tired, I’m trying to cut down on my usefullness…I want to write something, anything, perhaps even good, but it’s not in the cards.

I read the Watchmen for the first time. It was good. Artist really loved bloody noses.

3 thoughts on “gimmick via insomina”

  1. It’s interesting that you bring up Maven cuz Meltzer said the same deal in the Observer and shit, but in a heel stable spokesperson role. Maybe if they added in Garrison Cade as their bully guy, this could be fun in a Flock way. Raven has said that the Flock was the most over stable to never win. I loved the Flock.

    Anyways…

    I’m kinda intrigued by looking at just exactly which guys Al Snow has had a hand in this business in terms of training and stuff – it’s either run-of-the-mill or leaning towards terrible.

    THE BLUE MEANIE – Sucked as a wrestler, but was pretty good comedy face guy who could hit a fat moonsault. Currently runs 3PW with his whore Indian girlfriend and Tod Gordon!

    MAVEN – Is black. Has never improved at wrestling. My girlfriend may leave me for him. Also, is very good at being smarmy without those newly tweezed eyebrows.

    TAYLOR – Is fucking awesome and is fucking Spanky. Not wrestling. Might be a makeup artist? Justin, clarify this for me.

    NIDIA – Is she working somewhere cuz she’s not in the WWE and wasn’t a good worker BUT has a nice set of cans and is in the Scott Christ 100.

    KENNY – High flying negro working in the Las Vegas indy circuit [right?]. He was pissed that he lost BUT he’s still wrestling which is more than we can say about a lot of the people who’ve tried.

    JOSH – Has won more matches this year than Tommy Dreamer. Announcer.

    DAN SEVERN – SUCKS.

    CHRIS HARVARD – Retired, right? Wasn’t good in the ring which shocked me. Was on ESPN Cold Pizza not too long ago.

    MISS JACKIE – Still in the WWE but is NOT wrestling and I don’t believe she ever got surgery for her ACL that she got at TE3 cuz she hasn’t taken much time off since appearing, which is kind of amazing when you look at…

    LINDA MILES – Her body type wasn’t right for the WWE even though she was picked. And apparently, her attitude wasn’t either as she went to Johnny Ace and told him that she quit.

    Are there other Al Snow trainees that I’m missing out on? I think the talent that he’s had a hand in training hasn’t been very good. Someone hire the ghost of Stu Hart and Ace Steel for TE5 god damnit.

  2. According to Obsessed with Wrestling:

    “April 2004: Taylor Metheny is currently studying Hollywood make-up, and is basically finished with the wrestling business..”

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