wealth of useless info!

Remember when I overanalyzed the identity of the Mole? They just revealed the Mole. I believe, all things consindered, the correct Stuart Scott quote for this occasion is “BOOYAH” It’s hilarious to watch Tracey Gold reevalutate her life and the choices she made in the course of watching a video package. Apparently some of the … Continue reading “wealth of useless info!”

Remember when I overanalyzed the identity of the Mole?

They just revealed the Mole.

I believe, all things consindered, the correct Stuart Scott quote for this occasion is “BOOYAH”

It’s hilarious to watch Tracey Gold reevalutate her life and the choices she made in the course of watching a video package. Apparently some of the $10,000 she did win went to a hair salon. Probably a lot of it.

maddux

Greg Maddux is a Cub. Greg Maddus is a Cub, again. Greg Maddux is a Cub. Only a faint grip on sanity and courtesy is preventing me from calling people and telling them Greg Maddux is a Cub! It may be a bad contract that’ll hurt in 2005 or 2006, but in right now in … Continue reading “maddux”

Greg Maddux is a Cub.

Greg Maddus is a Cub, again.

Greg Maddux is a Cub.

Only a faint grip on sanity and courtesy is preventing me from calling people and telling them Greg Maddux is a Cub!

It may be a bad contract that’ll hurt in 2005 or 2006, but in right now in 2004 this is unbelievably good.

Oh man what if Greg Maddux was awesome in 2004 AND 2005 AND 2006!

Pitchers (including GREG MADDUX!) and Catchers (including PAUL BAKO! who’s obviously got a regular gig unless someone can dig up Hector Villanueva) report in a few hours and baseball rules.

Greg Maddux? Awesome
Jim Hendry? Awesome
Kerry, Mark and Sosa? Still Awesome.
Houston? LOSERS.
St. Louis? BIGGER LOSERS.
Can we start the season right this very moment?

12 years later, he’s back. I can not believe it. He really is the anti-Clemens.

Your First “When will he win 300?” prediction: Friday, August 13th vs LA. MLB.com’s always fun Milestone Tracker isn’t ready to help predict just yet.